>> C'MON, WHERE IS IT?
WHERE IS THAT?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THAT OLD GYPSY WOMAN SAID IT
WOULD BE SOMEWHERE.
WHAT ABOUT -- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
ZOLTAR!
I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU AGAIN!
COME ON...
ZOLTAR!
>> STEPHEN: YES!
OH, JEEZ!
YES!
THE ALL-KNOWING ZOLTAR REMEMBERS YOU WELL!
I WANNA SAY -- TIM SOMETHING?
( LAUGHTER ) >> TOM.
TOM HANKS.
>> STEPHEN: YES.
WE WORKED ON THAT MOVIE TOGETHER.
"THE SANTA CLAUS."
>> NO, IT WAS "BIG!" >> STEPHEN: RIGHT.
WAIT, WHO'S IN "THE SANTA CLAUS?"
>> THAT'S TIM ALLEN.
>> STEPHEN: YOU'RE NOT HIM?
>> NO!
>> STEPHEN: OKAY.
NO NEED TO YELL.
WHAT CAN THE ALL-KNOWING ZOLTAR DO FOR YOU?
>> WELL, LAST TIME WE MET, I WAS A 13-YEAR-OLD BOY WHO WANTED TO
BE OLDER.
SO YOU GRANTED MY WISH, AND I WOKE UP THE NEXT MORNING AS A
30-YEAR-OLD.
I NEED YOU TO DO THAT AGAIN.
>> STEPHEN: YOUR WISH IS TO BE 17 YEARS OLDER?
>> NO!
NO, NO, NO!
NO.
I WANT YOU TO TURN ME 30 AGAIN!
>> STEPHEN: BUT DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE HEART-WARMING
LESSON YOU LEARNED LAST TIME?
>> YEAH.
I LEARNED BEING OLDER ISN'T ALWAYS WHAT IT'S CRACKED UP TO
BE.
A LESSON I'M CONSTANTLY LEARNING AT MY AGE!
THE OTHER DAY I TRIED TO JUMP ON ONE OF THOSE BIG FLOOR PIANOS,
AND I SWEAR I HEARD MY HIP SNAP.
COME ON, MAKE ME 30!
>> STEPHEN: OK, WHAT'S IN IT FOR ZOLTAR?
>> OH, RIGHT... I THINK I HAVE A QUARTER.
>> Stephen: SERIOUSLY, A QUARTER?
ZOLTAR REQUIRES YOUR ETERNAL SOUL.
>> I CAN'T DO THAT.
>> STEPHEN: WHY NOT?!
>> I SOLD IT TO RAISE MONEY FOR "THAT THING YOU DO."
>> Stephen: OH, REALLY.
UNDERRATED FILM.
>> THANK YOU.
CHARLIZE THERON'S SECOND JOB.
>> STEPHEN: TIM ALLEN'S GREAT IN THAT.
>> I'M IN THAT.
>> STEPHEN: I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE GUY FROM "TOY STORY."
>> I AM.
TIM'S IN "TOY STORY," TOO.
>> STEPHEN: "TOY STORY 2?" I THOUGHT YOU BOTH WERE IN ALL
THREE OF THEM.
>> WE ARE.
>> STEPHEN: YOU SEE WHY ZOLTAR'S CONFUSED?
>> WHO'S ON FIRST!
>> Stephen: LOOK -- CLASSIC COMEDY.
>> Stephen: WHO'S THE ETERNAL ONE HERE?
>> ALL RIGHT, SORRY.
>> Stephen: LOOK, IF YOUR SOUL IS OFF THE TABLE,
THERE IS ONE OTHER THING THAT WOULD PLEASE ZOLTAR.
>> ANYTHING!
>> STEPHEN: WILL YOU READ MY SCREENPLAY?
>> OH, YOU HAVE A SCREENPLAY?
WHAT'S IT ABOUT?
>> STEPHEN: IT'S ABOUT A CARNIVAL FORTUNE TELLING
MACHINE.
KIND OF AN EVERYMAN.
AFTER HE GETS DUMPED BY HIS FIANCEE, HE GOES ON A ROAD TRIP
TO FIND HER BUT ENDS UP FINDING... HIMSELF.
>> I KIND OF FEEL LIKE I'VE SEEN THAT ONE BEFORE.
AND SORRY, BUT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN PLAYING A FORTUNE
TELLING MACHINE.
>> STEPHEN: YOU FOOL!
YOU'RE WAY TOO OLD TO PLAY ME.
I WAS HOPING YOU COULD GET THIS TO COLIN HANKS.
I CAN'T FIND THE SLOT.
SORRY.
>> BOING.
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
FINE, I'LL TAKE IT.
FINE, OKAY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) CAN YOU PLEASE JUST MAKE ME 30
AGAIN?
GRANTED.
YOU SHALL WAKE UP TOMORROW AND BE 30.
>> AWESOME!
THAT MEANS TONIGHT'S MY LAST CHANCE TO SEE "INFERNO" WITH A
SENIOR DISCOUNT!
BYE ZOLTAR!
>> STEPHEN: BYE TIM!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH TOM HANKS!