potassium what age is jacksepticeye
something that Google will be able to
tell us let's let's Google it right now
how old is jacksepticeye 29 years old
but what Google will not tell you it's
all lies 29 years old is just on the
outside but on the inside what's in here
what's my mental age because I know what
you're thinking I am the peak of
sophistication
I'm not childish at all Ferris Booby's
book cracks they don't they make me
laugh a lot
this test is originally from Japan where
it's named dancing and etiquette that
the mental age check please answer every
question honestly nobody will see your
answers except all of you at home your
I'm gonna embarrass myself here right
now we should do something for this
let's let's put some bets down what I
reckon I'm gonna get the mental age of
12 I feel it I feel that that's where my
mental age is lying place your bets are
in the comments below and see if you're
right the results is nothing to do with
your intelligence quotient oh my god the
purpose of this test we define mental
age is a measure of a person's
psychological abilities in comparison to
the number of years it takes for an
average child to reach the same level
I admit it right now I will fight a
child if I have to all right 31
questions
maybe I do have the mental age of a
four-year-old because I don't have the
patience for this I have my principles
yes I believe in things I'm a stick to
them I don't want to think about
complicated things that's not true I
like complicated things but it has to be
a specific type of complication if it's
stuff like math then no get it away from
me
stinky they're smooth small brain in
here when it comes to math but when it
comes to other things like space or some
really trippy like time travel
storytelling I love that [ __ ] I'm okay
with complicated stuff do I understand
it not always spend most of my time on
well you got me pants down tears come to
my eyes very often yes I cry all the
time
I cry at everything just watching
something on TV and if the music like
swells and it's really well-written I'm
like so beautiful a child would not do
that a child would not appreciate the
artistic integrity of the people who put
stuff together like that a child would
just be like I just do that in my videos
I'd be big Dom in videos but it's only a
show it's all fakery it's all fuli's
I've been fooling all of you for life
I've actually really smart and real life
if you if you come up and talk to me
you'll be surprised some people tell me
you are like a middle aged person yeah
people call me boomers on the internet
all the time you feckin Zoomers bike and
you were man those hell go together but
I can be that for you let me be part of
the cool Club I don't want to be boomer
I get angry quite often no I don't mind
my whole my dad used to and I growing up
I was like oh no is that gonna be me oh
no no it's not turns out I learned from
it and broke the patterns of my parents
success that's what it's all about
that's what you have to go for and then
I ended up using fluffy bananas on the
Internet as prior to my job and wearing
baked beans shirts and punching balls
and gagging over baby pacifiers so just
because you break the patterns does it
mean you'll end up in a good place I
like to be friends with those older than
me yeah all of my boomer friends like
American Felix such old people and mega
boomer can
such Bumi's it's alright let's turn 30
soon I'll join you yes I know being 30
is not an actual boomer just let the
[ __ ] joke go let me be the funny man
I don't like to get off and early in the
morning nope
surprisingly even though I see ya all
the time just imagine I said that to
start the video for all of you
complaining that I didn't do my intro to
start okay okay it's there just put it
back in at the start I hate getting up
early my body doesn't like him I'm on
like la time already while I'm here so
way when I go there it's great I get up
early and I sing with the birds and then
come down and [ __ ] in my face
but here I don't I hate waking up early
it's cold and it's dark and dismal and
rainy and dreary here I care about my
clothes and hairstyle yes cuz we cloak I
care very dearly about fashion being the
the fashion icon that I am I just I
can't live it you know when he said that
in that song I felt that hairstyle maybe
not as yes I care
can't you tell I say come on or it must
be a great day to myself every morning
when getting up this do mo does anybody
say that her from sociopaths waking up
early in the morning like come on yes
another day I survived sleep not today
Satan I [ __ ] beat you in my sleep
again [ __ ] arms down I was snoozing
you tried to kill me no I don't I know
that all reality is a phantom and all
phantoms are real
the [ __ ] is happening what are you are
you talking about else I just realized
that it's pretty really hard to see what
this actually isn't me let me zoom for
you Zoomers no I have totally not idea
what this means
what's the mental age of the person who
wrote this I always act before thinking
I always look at mr. food yeah when it
comes to other [ __ ] yeah when it comes
to get myself in trouble me you dumbass
hell yeah so yeah I'll be sleepless
before a long journey yes that a lot
that's so me I do that I don't know it's
popular among young people false but
exactly what's popular among young
people bet yeah dead-ass I know what's
going on the [ __ ] the kids say now what
what is current slang let's go to urban
dictionary trending right now November
22nd 2019 sprite cranberry dotnet this
is not giving me the slang that I need
muff cabbage like calling someone a
dirty vagina cabbage pronounce a New
Jersey accent a saint garbage muff
cabbage get stabbed
oh I'm baby that's one when someone says
I'm baby they're referring that they are
innocent cute gentle adorable loving and
lovable anybody who says I'm baby
deserves to be slapped I did put it in
my Instagram story recently but that was
more about a cat than about myself if
you think if you're actually innocent
you you don't say I'm baby generally
said to a loved one or a friend and
could be used in arguments to prove
you're innocent or that you don't
deserve to have someone angry at you mom
and baby I know I didn't go to school
and I failed all my classes I'm gonna be
a stripper next year but I'm baby get
stabbed a phrase used when extreme
hatred for someone results in desire for
that person to be impaled with a sharp
object commonly a knife that one I feel
like I could have logic tout myself
y'all does is that like you all would
have contraction for yeah you all would
have in the southern United States most
commonly used in a question there is no
way any of you actually say that you all
have come to the movies if y'all could
have right my god my brain is gonna leak
out my ears but yes I'm down with the
kids I have a dream okay
I thought this was gonna be some white
serious yes I guess I have had some hard
times in my life haven't we all we all
go through it I that's a pretty [ __ ]
[ __ ] times in my life not gonna lie but
yes depression hits heard recently I
sometimes waste time money or food no
yeah time yeah I've been wasting a lot
of time on a few days recently but that
it's it's good it's me time it's time I
need for myself it's relaxation time you
coming at me [ __ ] swingin hands at me
for spending time phrase that's not
wasting time then that's for me that's
my me time no I can eat a cockroach in a
book but to hit whoever wrote this
I sometimes enjoy laughing at other
people yes I'm whole series dedicated to
it anybody that [ __ ] up
falls over gets hurt prime time content
if your first staying at home rather
than going on a trip yes give me my
comfort let me sit at home with some
nice speakers some [ __ ] Netflix a
pizza a good movie a blanket some wine
oh just hook it to my veins I like going
on trips but not as much as I like being
a [ __ ] potato sometimes feel like
singing yeah I do it in my videos
constantly just out of nowhere I'll
burst into song and everyone's like ok
get back to the game please I'd rather
live in the countryside rather than a
huge metropolis
no I've done that I've turned the
country I've lived in a tiny village
where most of it was country there was
only 600 people in the whole village
then I moved somewhere a little bigger
and then I moved into the air centre
nowhere where nobody existed I was
pretty sure that the simulation theory
for life was real at that point because
there was no other humans anywhere ever
and all I could see were animals and
darkness so no I don't want to live in
the countryside again I'm often fooled
by others yes that is my place in the
group learn where you're placed in the
groups I'm trying to be something you're
not
and just be who you are I'm the dumbass
that normally [ __ ] things up but has
the most amount of fun do here I will
make fun of myself before anybody else
can I will be the dumbass so you don't
have to be if you want to feel good
about yourself go for it man
but I'll be over here kicking lights ass
and having a good time doing it I'm very
emotional yeah I'm hugely emotional I'm
a very empathetic person I relate to
other people way too easily and then put
myself in their shoes immediately that
the detriment of myself and also I just
cry at everything so yes I can only be
happy when I'm following my plan such
everything is on track no plans always
go wrong for me I can all recognize and
I can plan all I want but I'm a free
spirit let me take off my pants and run
naked through the wild last question my
gender male I don't know why that
matters but ok here we go
mental age oh that got really warm the
fire in my hands what am I going to be
I'm still betting on 12 dead ass doing
I'm excited to see what my age is what's
that what's the internet couldn't say ok
I feel like I feel like if I'm 12 or
under I'm baby if I'm 12 or older I'm a
boomer what am i I'm 37
Oh God
I'm I'm eight years old or mentally than
I actually am you know what
vindicated anytime somebody says to me
from now on be like Jack you just act
like a child all the time see my recent
video about the products that I just be
like sit the [ __ ] down
child I'm 37 years old and apparently a
resort to violence for everything it's
just a good visual I've never actually
hit you I love you I'm very mature I was
born in 1982 Jesus Christ
don't explain the gray hair cut in gray
hair since I was 16 and then maybe maybe
mentally I was just much older it's my
brain's mental age trying to get out so
it's turning my hair gray as I go so I
guarantee absolutely nobody in the
commets is right unless you went at the
end of the video saw the age then went
back and typed your comment anyway if
you did that then boo you know floppy
banana for you you suck you're not just
a clown you're the entire damn circus oh
there's so many more tests I can take
sadomasochism tendecy test oh my god
when will I die
I've died many times already which Game
of Thrones house are you from I don't
give a [ __ ] about that I already know my
Harry Potter house no other ones exist
in which year were you mentally born we
just figured that out for which movie
villain are you oh yeah my favorite
movie villain Miley Cyrus okay which one
do you guys want to see next which test
do you want to see next what job should
I left a right brain test online English
grammar test sadomasochism I can't lean
in towards that one let me know in the
comments I'm 37 and all I do now is take
shitty BuzzFeed type quizzes on the
internet for your amusement next I'll be
on Facebook laughing at [ __ ] memes thank
you guys so much watching this video
don't forget to leave a like on it if
you enjoyed it and to all my fellow
boomers out there hell yeah let's rise
up let's take it back computers and
phones no I prefer book phone bad book
good
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