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[text tone]
Hey man, can I talk to you about something?
Yeah, totally, just a second.
I can come back another time.
No, no no!
I'm listening.
[text tone]
So it's about Megan.
We've gone on a couple dates--
[text tone]
and they've gone well, but I just think--
Sorry, I can wait.
I'm listening.
Megan?
Yeah, so I just can't figure out if she's having a good time.
She's been acting a little weird.
I don't mind waiting, just let me know when you're done.
I'm listening!
I-- you-- Megan's doing something weird.
She, uh, you said that she, um--
I'm listening.
So she's just been saying some things--
Are you texting?
I'm not, I'm not!
I'm not.
I'm sorry.
[text sends]
I did.
I'm--
focus.
Alright.
Well, she's super nice, right?
So I'm worried that she's just being nice
when she says yes to going on dates with me.
Yeah.
Yeah?
Like you know that's what she's doing?
Oh, I don't know.
I'm just listening.
Oh, right.
So the other day, I thought the date was going well,
but then she mentioned some other guy
taking his date to play racquetball--
I'm listening.
What?
Sorry, what?
I was in the middle of talking.
And I was in the middle of listening.
But you spoke.
Are you kidding me?
[text tone]
Ugh, James!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
I really want to listen.
I really do.
And I--
teach me how to listen!
'Cause I care,
I really care.
I'm sorry, please.
Then look at me and nothing else.
[text tone]
James.
I--
[car horn and crash]
James.
I will.
[banging on door]
Offscreen voice:Are you kidding me?!
Offscreen voice #2:Sorry.
[microwave beeps]
My potato's ready.
[ominous music begins]
Think James, what's more important?
Your potato or your friend?
A true friend wouldn't ask me to choose, Matthew.
Careful, James.
I'm listening.
James.
I'm listening.
James.
I'm listening.
James.
I'm listening.
James.
I'm listening.
James!
[ominous music continues]
I'm listening.
Well done.
Thank you.
How's your potato?
Sufficient.
How's your relationship?
Way to turn it back on me to show you're listening.
Thank you.
So what do you think you'll do about Megan?
I think we're just not meant to be.
You going to break up with her?
I think so.
Thanks for listening.
You're welcome.
And she agrees.
Good.
Wait, what?
He's good, see you at 7:00!
It's a date!
Good talk.
You're a terrible friend!
I'm not listening!
Oh, wow.
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Hmm?
Like and subscribe.
Oh, yeah!
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[laughs]
Remember this one?
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