this is a very complicated case you have here most civil rights cases are but this one has
some very obvious wrinkles well everybody says you're the best in town listen your case is not
gonna be cheap what is your financial situation uh well all of our holdings are tied up in the
railroads yeah reading railroad beno railroad pennsylvania railroad we're working on short line
um i own atlantic avenue in marvin gardens and i own four houses on baltic ave i was thinking
about just tearing them down building a hotel i won second prize in a beauty contest that's 50
right there are you guys just saying monopoly stuff table i'm gonna go drive around the block
and i'll be back with 200 i'll tell you what i'm gonna do my niece recently passed her bar exam and
i've hired her on as a junior associate here at the firm i could assign her to your case pro bono
then you would get a hungry young attorney and i would get a more experienced lawyer in return
so what do you say to that yeah sure sounds great uh are those hard candies like just to take
uh those aren't supposed to be out hello oh [ __ ] hi you okay yeah i'm fine you must be ted
yeah uh i'm ted that's my buddy john hi uh my uncle says that you guys are my first clients
uh what it's been discussed but um do you mind if i ask how old you are i'm 26.
ah what is there a problem well you know i just don't want my lawyer singing frozen songs during
the opening arguments you know it's just this is a really important case i mean ted has already
lost his job his marriage has been a null i know my uncle my uncle gave me all the details right
see the thing is you know we don't want to take any chances because the stakes are so significant
yeah we can't just rush in anything we gotta make sure we're making the right decisions yeah
we really appreciate your time but i think what we're probably gonna do is just take a
seat and get to work trust you completely yeah we really feel like you've got a lot to offer
sorry you don't mind the pot you i get migraines oh absolutely me too yeah i'm gonna get a huge
migraine in the parking lot in about 20 minutes oh i'm samantha jackson ted how are you good to
meet you joe wait wait what's your middle name leslie oh my god so you're sam l jackson that's
[ __ ] great just like sam l jackson who is that you ever seen any movie ever he's the black guy
my weed is really good reminds me of the strain i smoked last summer called here comes autism
yeah i was just gonna say it's sort of like this other batch we had called how long has
that van been there no it's this new stream my dealer gave me called help me get home
you know i'm surprised a lawyer like you gets high i mean aren't you supposed to be
fighting the war on drugs and all that [ __ ] please the war on drugs is a joke
it's just a way for the government to inflate law enforcement budgets and lock
up minorities for no good legal reason and you my friend are an oppressed minority yeah
no [ __ ] they've denied you the same rights as everybody else just because you're different
and i say that's a violation of the constitution so what do you say can you get me my life back
i'm gonna try hey guys i'm having some trouble over here what's the matter
can you help me get home i'm having a really hard time here guys
hey johnny it's okay buddy it's okay you're doing fine no don't great yeah
no i know come on it's okay it's okay though you just have to hang on to the wall
don't let that ghost get me how far away did you live uh about a mile and a half oh [ __ ] okay
you