YESTERDAY TRUMP HEADED DOWN TO TRAMPA-- TAMPA-- TO HOLD A
RALLY.
AND HE PLAYED ALL THE HITS, INCLUDING HIS CLASSIC IMPRESSION
OF "A PRESIDENT."
>> ANYBODY CAN ACT PRESIDENTIAL.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE
STATE OF FLORIDA, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
YOU ARE TREMENDOUS PEOPLE.
AND I WILL LEAVE NOW, BECAUSE I AM BORING YOU TO DEATH.
THANK YOU.
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: AFTER A YEAR AND
HALF OF DONALD TRUMP, I WOULD GLADLY VOTE FOR THAT STIFF GUY.
( LAUGHTER ) "TRUMP'S IMPRESSION OF A
PRESIDENT 2020.
MAKE AMERICA BORED AGAIN."
I DON'T WANT TO BE EXCITED.
I DON'T WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED.
THAT IS, IF I GET TO VOTE, BECAUSE TRUMP HAS AN INSANE NEW
ARGUMENT FOR VOTER I.D. LAWS.
>> THE TIME HAS COME FOR VOTER I.D. LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE.
VOTER I.D.
YOU KNOW, IF YOU GO OUT AND YOU WANT TO BUY GROCERIES, YOU NEED
A PICTURE ON A CARD.
YOU NEED I.D.
>> Stephen: OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.
YOU KNOW THAT, JON, RIGHT?
YOU HAVE TO HAVE AN I.D. TO BUY GROCERIES.
YOU BRING YOUR I.D. TO BUY GROCERIES?
>> Jon: I NEVER NEEDED IT.
>> Stephen: THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SO SKINNY.
YOU CAN'T BUY FOOD.
THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, MAN.
EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU CAN'T EVEN GO INTO A GROCERY STORE WITHOUT
AN I.D.
I MEAN, WHO HASN'T BEEN PULLED OVER AT THE KROEGER, PUSHING
YOUR CART, WHEN SUDDENLY: "BYUUU.
ALL RIGHT, PULL IT OVER.
LICENSE AND REGISTRATION."
"WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM, OFFICER?"
"DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST THESE POTATOES WERE GOING?"
"YOU CAN BE ON YOUR WAY."
CLEARLY, CLEARLY--
♪ ♪ ♪ CLEARLY, TRUMP HASN'T BEEN
GROCERY SHOPPING SINCE 2000 AND NEVER.
( LAUGHTER ) BUT I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HIM TRY.
"OKAY, I'VE GOT TWO CANS OF DIET COKE AND THIS PINK MUD THEY TURN
INTO BURGERS.
WHAT DO I DO NOW?
DO I PUT THE COINS IN YOUR MOUTH?
DO I LEAVE THE MONEY ON THE DRESSER?
YOU KNOW WHAT?
( LAUGHTER ) YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL TELL WHAT YOU-- I'M ASKING.
I DON'T KNOW.
( APPLAUSE ) I DON'T KNOW.
I'M GONNA LEAVE.
MY LAWYER WILL BE IN TOUCH.
THIS NEVER HAPPENED."
TRUMP HAS BEEN TAKING HEAT BECAUSE FARMERS HAVE BEEN HURT
BY HIS TARIFFS, BUT HE KNOWS THESE FARMERS ARE DOING FINE.
>> CHINA HAD OTHERS-- REMEMBER THIS-- HAVE TARGETED OUR
FARMERS.
NOT GOOD, NOT NICE.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT OUR FARMERS ARE SAYING?
"IT'S OKAY, WE CAN TAKE IT."
THESE ARE INCREDIBLE PEOPLE.
"WE CAN TAKE IT."
>> Stephen: OH, YEAH, YEAH, OH, YEAH.
FARMERS CAN TAKE IT.
IN FACT, THEY LOVE THESE TARIFFS.
I BELIEVE WE HAVE A STATEMENT FROM THE HEAD OF THE AMERICAN
FARM BUREAU: >> THANK YOU, SIR.
MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: BUT-- I'M NOT SURE IF THAT WAS IT.
BUT THE BIGGEST STORY OUT OF LAST NIGHT'S RALLY INVOLVED CNN
REPORTER AND MAN MAD AT THE SUNSET FOR BEING BEAUTIFUL, JIM
ACOSTA.
TRUMP HAS BEEN ATTACKING ACOSTA AND THE REST OF CNN, AND HIS
SUPPORTERS AT THE RALLY PILED ON.
>> AND, WOLF, JUST TO GIVE YOU A SENSE OF WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT
NOW, YOU CAN HEAR THERE IS A CHORUS OF BOOS AND OTHER CHANTS
OF THIS TRUMP CROWD HERE IN TAMPA FLORIDA, SAYING THINGS
LIKE "CNN SUCKS," "GO HOME," AND "FAKE NEWS."
WOLF, OBVIOUSLY, ALL THOSE THINGS ARE FALSE.
WE'RE STAYING RIGHT HERE.
WE'LL DO OUR JOB AND REPORT ON THIS RALLY TO ALL OF OUR VIEWERS
HERE TONIGHT.
>> Stephen: "YES, WE'RE GOING TO IGNORE THESE PEOPLE SHOUTING
HATEFUL THINGS, AND GET TO THE NEWS: THE PRESIDENT OF THE
UNITED STATES SHOUTING HATEFUL THINGS.
ACOSTA
-- YEAH.
>> Jon: SAME THING.
>> Stephen: FANS OF SHOUTING HERE TONIGHT.
ACOSTA EVEN POSTED SOME FOOTAGE OF THE CROWD ATTACKING HIM
DIRECTLY.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: IT'S GOING TO SEE
ROSEANNE KEEPING BUSY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) BUT-- SHE LOOKS GOOD.
SHE LOOKS REALLY GOOD.
>> Jon: IT LOOK LIKE HER TO YOU?
>> Stephen: RESTED.
SHE LOOKS REALLY RESTED.
BUT IT TURNS OUT THIS VICIOUS MOB MAY NOT TRULY DESPISE
ACOSTA, BECAUSE ANOTHER REPORTER AT THE RALLY LAST NIGHT POINTED
OUT THAT, "TRUMP SUPPORTERS CAN BOO AND SAY FOREVER THAT THEY
HATE CNN AND @ACOSTA, BUT AFTER THE CAMERAS ARE OFF, ALL I SEE
IS THEM ASKING HIS OPINION ON EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN AND IF
THEY CAN TAKE PICTURES WITH HIM."
"HEY, ACOSTA, YOU LYING SACK OF CRAP-- CAN I GET AN AUTOGRAPH?
MAKE IT OUT AND SIGN IT, 'JIM ACOSTA, LYING SACK OF
CRAP.'" THANKS SO MUCH.
IT'S FOR MY GRANDMOTHER."
SO THEY'RE KIND OF-- THEY'RE KIND OF PLAY-ACTING-- IT SEEMS
LIKE THEY'RE PLAY-ACTING THEIR ANGER FOR THE CAMERAS.
IN FACT, MANY JOURNALISTS SAID THAT THE CROWD BOOING AT TRUMP'S
ENEMIES WAS LIKE A WRESTLING BOUT.
SO, JIM ACOSTA, YOU SHOULD JUST EMBRACE YOUR NEW ROLE AS A
WRESTLING VILLAIN LIKE THIS: "LISTEN UP AND LISTEN GOOD,
BABY!
IT'S ME, JIMBO THE ACCOSTER, ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE, COMIN' TO
YOU LIVE FROM THE TRUMP RALLY!
WOOO!
AND I'M READY TO TAKE ON THE GOLDEN GOON HIMSELF WITH MY TWO
BIGGEST WEAPONS: FACTS!
AND SOURCES!
CAN I GET A "HELL, YEAH"?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) "SO, LOOK OUT, DONNIE-BOY,
BECAUSE I'M CHALLENGING YOU TO A PRESS CONFERENCE, NO QUESTIONS
BARRED!
THE REPORTER VERSUS THE DISTORTER!
I'M GONNA SPANK YOU HARDER THAN STORMY DANIELS WITH A ROLLED-UP
'FORBES, BABY.' SO GET READY, TRUMPY, BECAUSE
THE PAIN TRAIN IS COMING, AND YOU'RE GOING DOWN.
WOOO-WOOO!
AND THIS TIME, IT'S GONNA BE ON THE RECORD."