Hello everyone and welcome to the next episode of Ask Evan, the only ask series on YouTube
where you ask legitimate questions and I answer with illegitimate puns.
Without further ado, let’s get started.
How do you feel about Australia being part of Eurovision this year?
Ya know people keep saying Eurovision's getting better and better, but I just think it’s
going down under.
Can you make a pun from Big Hero 6?
Yeah, well Hiro was one time hanging out in the lab with Honey Lemon and she just completed
this big experiment so he went Tada!
She did it… tadashi.
What’s an album that you can listen to all the way through?
To be honest, I listen to most albums all the way through.
I don’t download singles that much.
I just download entire albums and go WOOT WOOT!
I make that noise as well while I’m listening.
Woot woot!
Fun to have on the train.
Was there anyone at playlist that made you feel starstruck?
Yes of course, I saw Orion Abe.
He had a nice belt.
Do you have any lord of the rings pun?
Saruman I can’t think of any right now.
Sweet or salted popcorn?
I know you guys in the UK only have those 2 options, but just so you know I’m big
about buttered and caramel corn.
Those are just my favourite.
I also like chocolate, and I really like cheddar, and white cheddar cheese.
Yes there’s a lot of other types of popcorn you guys should try.
Have you ever milked a teet?
Ya know, this answer may come as a surprise to you, but I was risen in rural New Jersey
and my goat-to answer is yes.
I’ve actually milked a goat.
It was fun.
It wasn’t.
How do you and Dodie decide who does certain jobs in the Dovan Flat?
I think we just wait till it gets really dirty and then we go ahhh what do we do?!
We’re supposed to be making a chore chart; we just haven’t yet.
Did you take the rubbish out?
Okay, I’m just gonna rewrite the last answer.
She tweets me.
I still haven’t taken the rubbish out.
TAKE THE RUBBISH OUT!
I’m not taking the rubbish out!
How do you feel about Hozier?
I don’t really know much about the guy, but I just feel like someone should take him
to church.
Make a pun out of the closest thing to your right
I’ve got this iPhone wire, so if you think that I script all of my puns, okay-bullcrap!
Cable.
Is Dodie top bunk or bottom bunk?
No bunk.
What was the most awkward thing that happened at Playlist?
I think the most awkward thing that happened was when I was hanging out with some people
at the party, had had a little bit of drinking, and then I was telling this person the problems
I had found at another YouTube convention to which she then shook my hand and said hi
there!
I work for said convention.
So that was fun.
First YouTuber you subscribed to?
The first YouTuber I subscribed to that I'm still subscribed to is Phil Defranco.
Favourite member of Fall Out Boy?
Don’t make me play favourites please; I mean I always get stumped when I have to pick.
Any hot tub related incidents recently?
Well actually when we went to Playlist Live last week, we ended up going to the hot tub,
and no one was there, and none of us had brought bathing suits so we kinda just jumped in wearing
our underwear.
And were terrified someone would find us.
But no one did.
So it was pretty nice!
What was your favourite part of playlist?
I mean there’s 2 favourite parts that I have.
I really loved just meeting people on the fly around the lobby and around the really
well-lit parts of the convention center.
And I also really liked the time where they closed down all of universal for us because
it was just so fun.
Like Diagon Alley was so freikin cool.
And if you haven’t been there yet, just do it.
It is worth it.
Would you ever grow your hair long again?
Hmm.
Let me mullet over.
NO.
How does it feel to photobomb so many YouTubers?
Ya know, I never expect to, and then it just happens one after the other like a CHAIn reaction.
Chai.
How often do you go through your indirects?
I don’t know what that is.
What’s an indirect?
I’ve never looked.
Nope.
Will you ever come to Yorkshire?
You mean like the city of York?
Sure!
Fav thing in America 100% The food.
If you’ve been to both America and England you’ll know the food in England all kinda
tastes the same whereas the food in America all tastes terrible for you, but also delicious.
Fav fruit I’m a big fan of pears and Luke Cutforth.
Why does everyone always ask you to make a pun out of their name?
BECCAuse that’s what I do.
How many chins can you get?
I’m the chinpion.
Three words to describe Dovan Flat We should clean.
Do you have any embarrassing childhood memories that you would like to tell us about?
Probably yes.
I actually have a story planned for next week or the week after so keep up to date and I
may upload that one soon.
What do you get when you order pizza?
Well having worked at a pizza place for 5 years I’ve kindof experimented with every
possible topping combination.
So I like pepperoni sausage green peppers onions and mushroom with an extra dash of
pineapple.
I call it the pineapple supreme.
But when I’m not loaded with money and it’s not free I go with extra cheese or pepperoni.
It doesn’t leave mushroom for more.
Can you make a bread-related pun?
Yeah, one day I was riding my bicycle which was made completely out of bread except I
got a flat tire so I had to go to the gas station where they charged me a pump per nickel.
How many sets of fairy lights does the Dovan Flat have?
Well we’ve got this one in the back.
We’ve got fairy lights on my window.
Fairy lights in my room.
- Dodie.
Fairy lights in the living room window.
Fairy lights hanging off the lights in the hallway.
Fairy lights in the shower.
Fairy lights in the trash can.
Fairy lights in the oven.
You can always use more fairy lights.
How are you?
What’s your favourite vine?
:) Thank you for the smiles.
My favourite vine is most certainly ivy.
I just think it’s pretty.
Thanks for the question.
How many times have you seen snow?
Well I come from New Jersey so I mean I’ve seen snow a lot.
Mostly like multiple feet of snow at the same time.
And having to drive through it which is scary, but ever since moving to London I’ve only
ever seen flurries and slush.
So it’s been like 3 years since I’ve seen snow.
Do your hips lie?
Yes they lie right on top of my legs.
Think of a pun on the spot about fish!
Okay so I never knew that Niki and Sammy would end up being big YouTubers, but one day I
saw Niki in the news and I was like that makes sense, but then I saw Salmon the news.
Sam on?
Salmon.
Oh cod that was awful.
What do you think of this picture?
I think they shoe’d have gotten a wedding somewhere else.
Sorry I’m at the heel end of my jokes.
What was an awkward fan experience you had at playlist?
To be honest I didn’t really have any awkward fan experiences at Playlist.
Everybody was really nice for the most part so thank you for not being weird.
What’s your go-to joke/pun when you have to tell one?
To be honest I don’t have one because I feel like if I always had one joke I wouldn’t
really be that funny I would just be a guy that repeats the same joke, so I try and make
up things on the spot.
That’s what the puns are for.
Can you make a pun about left shark?
I mean I would, but I feel like there’s no puns left.
They’re finn-ished.
I was gonna ask if you like beans, but in heinz sight I’d better not
To be honest, I thought that was pretty good.
I had to read it 2 times to ketchup to your wit.
But I’m sure you bean hearing that a lot.
Yeah?
Make a pun out of the first food you see in your kitchen.
Okay let’s go!
Ya know out of all the food we eat in Dovan Flat one of the biggest things we eat is spaghetti
and when we make a lot we make a lot.
We have a huge amount; we share it with everyone and it gets pasta-round a lot.
Pasta?
I guess if you were ever curry-us what was in my cabinet.
Here’s your answer.
Sorry that was rather crumby.
Don’t worry this video’ll be over in a jiffy.
And if you’re trying to learn some puns for yourself don’t worry!
Act like a sponge and soak it up quick.
What did I hit with my butt?
A giant bowl.
Bowling over with laughter.
Sorry after a cup’l puns like this you’ll be bored.
And thank you to everyone that compliments my puns all the time, you’re mug-nificent.
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I’m done.
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Do your hips lie* No do not listen to him.
I am not a liar.
He is lying.