- Do your best eating the box impersonation.
- Let me take my glasses off first.
- I'm bored
(orchestral music)
- Hi
- Hello
- What are you all doing here?
- We're on a blind date.
- Introduce yourselves.
- I'm Levante. Oh, I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- Ladies first. - Ladies first.
- I'm Keitha.
- I'm Wanitha.
- I'm Siraj.
This is my roommate, my best friend.
- This is my twin sister.
- I know Alice from high school,
we went to high school together.
- Me and Celina just know each other from being,
we got mutual friends.
- Partying you know?
Should we start off with a shot right now?
Cheers to a blind date.
- Cheers.
(orchestral music)
- What was the last porn video you watched?
- So I like to support local black businesses
so last porn I watched was only fans.
So I'm helping out, I'm a economist.
- Like just her walking around in her room.
- In her dirty bedroom just taking, throwing clothes.
Did you do laundry today guys?
- And you paying for that?
- Terrible.
- I'm embarrassed but I searched 10 inch dick,
I have never seen a 10 inch Dick.
- Did you find what you were looking for?
- Yes.
- On a scale from 1 to 10, how gay are you?
- Well, I'm Bi.
- Same sex.
- It's okay, I'm gay.
I think I want to do six cause
I actually would date somebody.
- Same kind of thing.
But only recently,
have I actually wanted to like try dating.
- Yeah.
- I'm going to go with the four.
- I've been told that I am a pillow-princess gay.
- What is that like?
You'll make out what a woman, but you won't go any further?
- I'll make out with a woman. I'll let her do things to me,
but I'm not doing it to her.
- Oh, that's a four.
- That's not even six
- I'm like a negative two.
- I'm going to say I'm a two because I be like, okay boots,
if they walking, okay hair flip.
- A man?
- You tell a man hair flip?
- He my. You don't know dudes be having extensions?
- No.
- I think you are more than a two.
- I would say like a one and a half.
I kiss my homies, you know, I kiss them goodnight and stuff.
- You give them a kiss?
- It's not that I don't tucked in the bed.
I don't go to bed with my homies every night.
- He's going to sleep.
No, no, no. Bedtime. What do you do?
- I mean, it's more like, if you wanted a kiss, goodnight,
I'll be like alright bro.
- On the lips?
- He's a guy friend. Yeah.
Round it up to two.
- We going to round that up to two.
- To three.
- Okay, we can call it a three.
- So you wouldn't kiss him?
- Away from my homies, I'll line up with him.
Three.
- I can get all cute.
Smooth, right?
- Yeah
- Rank each person at the table
from most to least attractive
- Oh God. I'll give it a shot
I actually want one too
- I'm the only guy with three girls.
I'm not about to do this.
It's a trap.
- Well actually I'll do it.
I'm going to say me first, I'll put you next,
you are so beautiful.
I like girls who look like me.
- Girl me too, it's so weird.
- I think I'm going to put my baby girl and
I'll put you next.
- I accept.
- Most attractive.
You get the top spot.
- The only other woman at the table gets the second,
third, fourth.
- Do your best blowjob impersonation.
- No.
- Just going to go with the quick kiss.
(slurping noises)
(laughter)
- Okay.
And that's it.
- Would have died for it, I would die for it.
- Tell me why your friend is still single.
- He's a world traveler. He's a dancer, performer,
can speak another language.
It's a little intimidating
- Yes bestie, pump him up.
- So that's what it is.
- She has not met anyone to match her fly.
- I'm ready for that challenge.
- Now I don't have a lot of time.
- I'm going to figure it out.
- Out of the three of us.
Who would you marry, fuck and kill?
- That's a dangerous question.
- Oh a shot.
- I don't believe in marriage.
- So you wouldn't get married?
- It's like me with kids
- Wait, you don't want kids either?
- It's the same way with marriage.
- I'm going to be a little scary but I'll take a shot.
- Bow shot.
- Right, I'll take it.
- Fuck her
- You know I got Bow Wow.
- It's the sexy build for me.
- I didn't even know you would say I want to marry you.
- I do got the ring though.
- You want to be married? Sure.
- We know Mich is not down with girls,
so I guess I'll fuck you.
Oh, but than that leaves.
- Yeah, I'm dead
- But you going to go to Heaven girl.
You going to be with God.
- Actually I'm Buddhist and I'll be here again,
so don't try to bring me to your heaven.
- I'll break her back for another good life.
- I fuck with the philosophy.
- I know who I'm going to marry.
- Wait I think I'm supposed to ask them the question and not
answer.
- Do your best eating the box impression.
- I want to see this.
- He's doing good.
- Okay.
- He's going in.
(orchestral music)
- I love the eye contact.
(sexual impersonation)
(laughter)
- Who do you think has the bigger penis and why?
- Do you know who got the bigger thing?
- Yeah, you best friends. Who got the bigger thing?
- We not like how girls be like
"show me yours"
"okay, okay sis"
- I don't think I have done that.
"Okay sis"
have you ever done that?
"okay sis"
"I see you out here"
- What size shoe do you wear?
- Eleven and a half.
- What size do you wear? - Eight
- I don't want to seem being too cliche.
- We already know the answer.
- You had the bigger penis?
- Yeah.
- Which person at the table
would you leave out of a threesome?
- Whatever, he hadn't done it, we were shooting.
- We?
- I mean, what do you mean? You don't want to? You don't?
- You getting left behind, I'm sorry.
- You kiss me goodnight,
but you couldn't smash the same girl as me.
- I can't see your dick.
- Eiffel Tower is the corner shit.
- I was going to say that.
- That is the dream.
- Yeah no, I'm sorry.
- I want these two.
- I want a fucking train.
- No
- What's a train?
- I want a human Centipede. There you go
- No you don't.
- You don't do that.
- Stop
- I don't want that, I don't want a human Centipede.
- Stop, stop, stop.
- Last shot.
- Which of us would you take on a real date?
- Taking my husband home.
- We only doing one thing .
- We in it to win it.
- I will take Siraj.
- I like your bike. You have a nice smile.
I would say you cause you seem fun.
- Which one of us would you take on a real date?
- I would take you on a date for sure.
- Oh yeah.
- Where you taking her?
- There's this place in white center called crawfish house,
we could go.
- As long as you don't judge me because
I do like getting messy
- No, let's do it.
- Okay
- Do you eat with your hands and just like.
- I have it all over my face and
I want you to wipe it off.
- I'll lick it off.
- Cheers.
- Nice meeting everyone.
- I had so much fun
- Sorry for killing you.
- Would you guys recommend this game.
- Absolutely.
- It's like typical questions that you wouldn't ask on the
first day.
- Never
- So you like, what would it look like if you ate my box.
- That's what woman are thinking right?
- Y'all wanna play some more?
- Give me the round two.
- Do you want to go somewhere afterwards?
- Let's go somewhere afterwards.
Let's keep the party going.