Chase: Hey, you know what it is? Sierra: What? Chase: it's Vlogmas!
[christmassy music]
Chase: Today is December 1st wink wink. And today is the first day of vlogmas, which means that
Every single day of December up until Christmas I will be vlogging for you last year
I did this and it was awesome the year before I did it it like gets me out of the house, you know
So today I thought it would be a great time to start my vlogmas video and my vlogmas series
I guess for December by showing you some snow because I am currently not home right now and
I am in some secluded like cabin in the middle of the woods upstate, New York
like literally like I could tell you where I am now cuz I'm no longer there when you're watching this but Denver New York like
Random but this Cabin is really awesome. And there's like like beautiful scenery in the back
So yeah, so vlogmas is here. So I'm gonna show you me shoveling basically as today's video. So that's gonna be fun
Chase: Are you cold? Sierra: No, it feels good
Chase: It does feel good. It's such a good day outside
Today's like one of those days like from when I was younger in Montreal and you could go skating
*something in french*
what is that called ice ring and
Play hockey and it was just so nice and it's like actually so hot that I might have to take off my Christmas hat
But you know, we're celebrating cuz it's Christmas soon, and I actually can't see anything right now
No joke, because the Sun is like in me
Oakley
Oakley what a good, look at the good, waht a good
Oh he wants to go in the jacuzzi, oh
[Chase laughs]
my god, how cute would that be if he was in the jacuzzi like
Sierra: He'd love that, he loves water
Chase: Oh shake that ass. so I'll definitely fill myself
In this hot tub. Also, there's a surprise somebody is coming up here and I don't know who it is. It's one of my friends
because I've been having a tough time and
Sierra wanted me to feel good and have friends and stuff like that. Yes, so someone's coming and I don't know who it is
So I might be blindfolded until they come here and then I have to guess who it is. That's gonna be fun
And then we're gonna go in the jacuzzi naked so that's the thing [makes a clicking noise with his mouth]
Yeah, that's a perfect time to kick off vlogmas. be naked in the jacuzzi
Yeah
[soft electronic version of "have yourself a merry little christmas"]
Chase: Also, can I just say that my shovel is broken so this is uh, oh
Chase: Ooh!
Oakley look at the doggy
look at hiim. Hey, baby
He has cold feet so we had to dig him a
Whatever that's called *laughs*
a path!
[same music as before]
Sierra: *talks to the dog, can't really understand what they're saying*
Sierra: Hello!
[dog running on snow noises]
Sierra: Who's a happy dog? Yeah, he's eating ice, he does that
Chase: Okay, there's wind chimes here I'm gonna tell you the whole story about this how it's like in a couple seconds
But oh my God, look I did some shoveling. And now I'm gonna tell you the story of this house because we're outside
It's a beautiful day and I just want to share with you a really spooky story
Let's have a beautiful mountain view while I tell you this story right? There you go. There's some like creepy ass cabin right there
Alright, so you probably can't see me, but that's okay. So we get to this cabin at 8 p.m
And you know, it's winter so 8 p.m. Is really dark. It's almost like 11 p.m. We get here in super dark no idea
What anything looks like or where we are even literally no idea
I've never been around here before and we get to the house and we find the keys because they were somewhere and
We have to get into the house
So we use the keys on all the doors that we find and guess what none of them work?
So what are you supposed to do? I tried it again in the front door and it finally worked we get into the house. Okay
First of all, I just want to say that there were animal tracks outside and yeah
You're probably like chase of course there's animal tracks you're in the middle of nowhere in the woods in the mountains
Of course is gonna be animals, but these were like far apart and spooky looking so I don't know
anyways, we get into this house and you know what happens the fucking radio is on but like spooky music radio like
[mimics radio noise] what's that called staticky staticky radio with like a little bit of music. you know how creepy
that sounds when you're going into a pitch-black house that you've never been into in the middle of nowhere when you're
Terrified because you think you're gonna get murdered there could be murderous here, who knows?!
[very gentle bell sounds, maybe the wind chimes]
So we go into the house throw on the lights it's freezing in the house cuz the heater wasn't on and
so we, you know start to try to do a fire and
That doesn't work. So it was very cold. Thank God there was a space heater. I will just say though
Literally, this house is definitely haunted
I feel like I should take you on a haunted ghost tour. I feel like I need to get one of those like
Plugins for final cut where it looks like I'm doing, eh, like in the night vision stuff
So I think what we'll do tomorrow is we're gonna go on a haunted tour. That'll be vlogmas day number two
We'll go on a haunted tour through this house and we'll see what we can find because no joke there in the basement
Like I don't want to give everything away because I want to keep it for tomorrows spooky tour
but um
There's like a church pew [not sure what he's saying here] and there are two chairs like they're kind of facing each other and it kind of looks like maybe some
People died in there or I don't know whatever whatever this house is haunted and tomorrow
We're gonna go through it and it's gonna be fun
I know that I'm not decorating for Christmas, which is what I usually do for vlogmas on the first day
But I'm not home so you'll have to wait for a couple of days for that five days around
Because then I'll be home and I'll be able to decorate with Mike and Christine and it'll be fun
*shouts* What do you think of doing a spooky tour tomorrow?
Sierra: We could reenact when we first got here
Chase: *scream laughs* Aah that's good a reenactment! *laughs*
Also, there's a wind chime, is that what that's called
No, I don't like that because I went back into the living room after like we were trying to put all the heaters on which
Don't work and I was like, why is the radio on again spooky?
It's the wind chimes, which I really don't like cuz they sound really good, but like, too good
[same music again]
All right time to go inside I still have to work on the Christmas cards so *clicking noise*
Sierra: Put the thing on, put the thing on
[Sierra laughs]
Sierra: No, you're (I don't understand what she says here sorry)
[Sierra laughs]
Chase: Hunty, I can't see anything Sierra: Okay
[Chase laughs] Chase: I can't see anything
Sierra: So do you wanna take any guesses?
Chase: Me? Sierra: yeah Chase: what, I have to guess?
[squeaky noise from dog toy] Chase: Do you want me to turn around
Sierra: Uuhm, if you want
Chase: I can't see anything so. This you? Oh you're cold
[Chase laughs] Chase: The breathing! Okay so there's a
Beard
Chase: mmhm, there's glasses
[Chase and Sierra laugh]
Chase: Is it Reed? Reed: Yeah
[all three laugh] Reed: Heey Chase: Oh baabyy
Chase: I could tell by your eyes. Reed: I know
[all laugh]
Chase: Oh baby! oooooooh
Reed: My god you weren't kidding it's so secluded. [all laugh]
Reed: I like came up over and there where just geese in the middle of the road. And I was like AAAH
[all laugh]
Reed: I was honking my horn and they were like
Reed: I had to like go around over a snow bank, in my corola
Sierra: Last night we were like, this apartment is so abandoned [all laugh]
Chase: as we walk into this house from that door Reed: yeah Chase: the radio is on just some staticky really creepy music
[Chase mimics radio noise]
Chase: like, NOPE [all laugh]
Chase: Oh my god we just opened the door and were like NOPE
Chase: You're gonna check every inch of this house before going to bed there's a basement there's a church pew down there
[Chase laughs]
Reed: What??
[same music]
[laughter]
[Reed singing something, Chase laughing]
Chase & Reed: Being gay is a blessing
Chase: You are not in focus at all, who is that? Who is he this is the slowest zoom I
[same music quietly]
Reed: It me [Chase laughs]
Reed: I fucking waited a long time for that [Chase scream laughs]
[Reed starts singing, Chase laughs]
Chase: I look like I have a mullet. Oh my god. My hair looks disgustingly greasy in this light. Okay, let's eat some tacos
Mmm, it's a euphemism. No, it's not I
Reed: I want my taco
Chase: I literally am dying I'm dead
Chase: This is the oldest microwave in the entire world right here. And then I look at the oven
I'm like, how are we supposed to turn this on? The controls are on the microwave?
It's connected
You know, I'm actually
[Reed & Sierra laughing]
Sierra: I don't know what that is
Reed: Okay we're not gonna flip that
Chase: Being gay is a blessing
Reed: This is the clean setting. Chase: Oh now I get it. I was like this just looks like a normal microwave
Why would there be that many settings? Sierrra: Why wouldn't they get rid of it? Chase: Oooooh
Reed: Because they need it for the oven
Chase: We get it now Reed: That's why there's a second microwave Chase: aah Sierra: I didn't want to use it as I was scared. Reed: There's No plate, it doesn't turn!
Chase: Maybe it didn't turn in the in the in the future Reed: in the future Chase: in the future we don't turn.
Chase: I feel like a little bee because I'm like I want tacos. So I made tacos and then ya'll eating balls. How are your balls?
Reed: I haven't tried yet [Chase laughs]
Chase: Put it in okay, I'm tired
So this brings us a close to this day of vlogmas. Number one. I feel like this video had enough
I did not have enough so I might add some stuff at the end
[same music in background] But we just went into the jacuzzi for like an hour oh it was so good
Chase (really quietly): So good. See you later