>> WE ARE HAPPY TO HAVE THIS GUY BACK.
HERE TO TALK ABOUT A VERY IMPORTANT EXPERIENCE HE HAD
OVER THE HOLIDAYS IS PETE DAVIDSON
HI, PETE. HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M GREAT. AS YOU KNOW, I HAD A REALLY
CRAZY MONTH AND I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING THAT MATTERS A
LOT. >> MENTAL HEALTH?
>> THE NEW CLINT EASTWOOD MOVIE, THE MULE.
>> YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE MULE?
>> IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. HAVE YOU NOT SEEN IT.
>> NO. >> NO.
>> I'M GLAD I BROUGHT SOMEONE WHO SAW THE MULE WITH ME.
IT MEANS A LOT TO US. COMEDIAN AND MULE APPRECIATOR,
JOHN MULANEY. >> COLIN.
>> HI. >> YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT
THE MULE? >> NO, BASICALLY NEVER, NO.
I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU GUYS HUNG OUT.
>> WE DO, BUT A LOT OF TIMES IT LOOKS LIKE I'M PETE.
>> PEOPLE THINK HE'S AN NBA COACH AND I'M THE CONTROVERSIAL
ROOKIE. >> I HAVE BEEN SPENDING TIME
WITH PETE TO TRY TO SHOW HIM YOU CAN HAVE A IN COMEDY THAT IS NOT
INSANE. A SOBER DOMESTIC LIFE.
>> AFTER OBSERVING JOHN'S LIFE, I PUBLICLY THREATENED SUICIDE.
I'M SORRY. I SHOULDN'T MAKE THAT JOKE.
IT IS FUNNY THOUGH. >> LOOK ME IN THE EYE.
YOU ARE LOVED BY MANY. >> THANK YOU, JOHN.
>> WE ARE GLAD YOU ARE OKAY. >> OKAY.
>> BACK TO THE MULE. >> SERIOUSLY.
>> WE WENT TO SEE THE MULE ON OPENING DAY.
>> WE DIDN'T GO IN WITH ANY EXPECTATIONS.
>> THIS MOVIE WAS I DARE SAY THE WEIRDEST MOST BANANAS MOVIE.
>> ABOUT A 90-YEAR-OLD DRUG MULE.
>> REMEMBER WHEN CLINT EASTWOOD BERATED AN EMPTY CHAIR?
>> IF THAT WAS A MOVIE. >> IN THE MULE, THE MULE CLINT
STARS AS A WILDLY POPULAR BOTANIST.
>> FLOWER MAN. >> HE IS HIRED AS A DRUG MULE.
>> AT AGE 90. >> 90, BY A MEXICAN DRUG CARTEL
. >> RUN BY ANDY GARCIA.
>> HE WAS RUDE TO ME AT A LAKER GAME ONCE.
>> I REMEMBER THAT. WHEN YOU SAY HE IS A MULE, HE
DRIVES DRUGS ACROSS STATE LINES. I WAS HOPING I WOULD SEE HIM
SHOVE DRUGS UP HIS ASS WHICH IS WHAT REAL DRUG USERS DID.
>> WHAT PETE DID ON THE WAY TO DENVER.
>> I FORGOT IT WAS LEGAL. >> I WAS PROUD OF YOU FOR USING
A CONDOM FOR ONCE. >> ANYWAY, PLOWING THROUGH, AS
THEY SAY. CLINT EASTWOOD DRIVES HUNDREDS
OF KILOS OF DRUGS ACROSS THE UNITED STATES.
>> THAT'S NOT THE WEIRD PART. >> HE IS 90 AND HE IS DRIVING.
>> HE IS 90. WHEN MY GRANDMA TURNED 90, WE
BRIBED THE DMV TO FLUNK HER ON HER DRIVING TEST AND THEY DID
IT. >> WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS FREAKING
OUT? HE'S OLD.
HE WAS DRIVING WITH NO HANDS AND UNWRAPPING AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH
AND SINGING JAZZ AND STUFF. IT'S INSANE.
>> THIS WAS A SUPER HERO MOVIE FOR OLD PEOPLE ABOUT A GUY WHOSE
SUPER POWER IS THAT HE CAN DRIVE UNSUPERVISED.
>> HE'S SO GOOD THAT THE HEAD OF A DRUG CARTEL WHO WAS RUDE AT A
LAKER GAME ONCE -- >> IT'S TRUE.
HE THROWS THE MULE A PARTY FOR BEING THEIR BEST DRIVER EVER.
>> FULFILLING ANOTHER ELDERLY GRANDPA FANTASY THAT A
90-YEAR-OLD WHITE MAN CAN DO ANY JOB MORE THAN A MEXICAN EVEN
WHEN IT'S MEXICAN DRUG TRAFFICKING.
>> ALSO 90-YEAR-OLD CLINT EASTWOOD HAS TWO THREESOMES IN
THIS MOVIE. >> AND HE DIRECTED IT.
>> TWO! TWO!
I DON'T THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND.
I HAD ONE. I GUESS YOU HAVE NONE.
>> YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR. ACCORDING TO THE MULE, I HAVE A
SOLID 54 YEARS BEFORE THAT WINDOW CLOSES.
SO LOOK OUT IN 2072 FOR MY WISH FULFILLMENT MOVIE, THE
MULE-ANEY. IN THAT MOVIE, I AM 90 AND I
HAVE THREE WAYS AND ANDY GARCIA WILL MOVE HIS LEGS SO I CAN GET
TO MY SEAT. >> PETE AND JOHN MULANEY.