( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME
GET TO WORK.
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
>> YEAH.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: IT'S TERRIBLE
(BLEEP).
BITCH!
GET OUT THE WAY!
GET OUT THE WAY, BITCH!
MOVE BITCH, GET OUT OF THE WAY!
GET OUT OF THE WAY, BITCH.
>> MOVE, BITCH.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: DO YOU MIND IF WE
LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC?
>> NO.
>> James: WILL THAT BE OKAY?
SHALL WE SEE?
>> YEAH.
♪ MY GUESSING GAME IS STRONG
WAY TOO REAL TO BE WRONG CAUGHT UP IN YOUR SHOW
YEAH, AT LEAST NOW I KNOW IT WASN'T LOVE, IT WASN'T LOVE
IT WAS A PERFECT ILLUSION MISTAKEN FOR LOVE, IT WASN'T
LOVE IT WAS A PERFECT ILLUSION
IT WAS A PERFECT ILLUSION MISTAKEN FOR LOVE, IT WASN'T
LOVE MISTAKEN FOR LOVE
CAUGHT UP IN YOUR SHOW YEAH, AT LEAST NOW I KNOW
IT WASN'T LOVE, IT WASN'T LOVE IT WAS A PERFECT ILLUSION
MISTAKEN FOR LOVE, IT WASN'T LOVE
IT WAS A PERFECT ILLUSIO ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> James: YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO INTO THE SR THE SUPER BOWL.
HOW DO YOU FEEL.
PRETTY GOOD?
>> YEAH.
>> James: WHAT GOES THROUGH YOUR MIND?
>> HELLO?
HELLO?
>> James: HEY, GAGA.
HEY, WHAT'S UP?
>> James: HEY, DAVE FROM THE N.F.L.
YOU REMEMBER DAVE?
>> NO.
HI, DAVE.
>> James: WHAT ARE YOU DOING EARLY NEXT YEAR?
>> OH, MY GOSH.
ARE YOU -- ARE YOU GIVING ME THE SUPER BOWL?
>> James: YES.
FROM THAT SMALL BIT OF INFORMATION, DO YOU WANT TO DO
THE SUPER BOWL NEXT YEAR THE HALF TIME SHOW.
>> OH, (BLEEP).
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) (SINGING)
>> James: WHEN YOU ARE IN THE STUDIO DO YOU WRITE DOWN
RO MAH RO-MAH-MAH >> YES.
>> James: AND WHEN YOU TELL THEM THAT'S THE LYRICS DO THEY
DO THIS?
>> THEY DON'T GET TO DO THAT.
IT'S ROMANCE.
♪ IT'S
RO MAH RO-MAH-MAH >> James: ROMANCE, GAGAGA.
OH, I SEE YOU'RE SAYING ROMANCE, OOH LA LAH!
>> YEAH.
>> James: RAH RAH AH-AH-AH!
RO MAH RO-MAH-MAH GAGA OH-LA-LA!
WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE I WANT YOUR DESIGN
RAH RAH AH-AH-AH!
RO MAH RO-MAH-MAH I WANT IT BAD
YOUR BAD ROMANCE I WANT YOUR LOVE AND
I WANT YOUR REVENGE YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A BAD
ROMANCE I WANT YOUR LOVE AND
ALL YOUR LOVERS REVENGE YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A BAD
ROMANCE OH-OH-OH-OH-OH!
OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH!
CAUGHT IN A BAD ROMANCE OH-OH-OH-OH-OOH!
OH-OH-OOH-OH-OH-OH!
CAUGHT IN A BAD ROMANCE >> James: YOU PASSED YOUR
DRIVING TEST?
>> YES.
>> James: HOW LONG AGO?
UST A FEW MONTHS AGO.
IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING.
MY WHOLE FAMILY CAME WITH ME TO THE D.M.V.
MY FATHER CRIED WHEN I GOT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE.
>> James: I LOVE THAT!
I WAS, LIKE, DAD, I'M 30.
HE'S, I'M JUST SO PROUD OF YOU!
>> James: DO YOU THINK YOU'RE A GOOD DRIVER?
>> I THINK SO.
>> James: DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A --
>> YEAH.
>> James: I DRIVE MYSELF TO WORK EVERY DAY.
NO ONE'S EVER DRIVEN PETO WORK.
>> I MEAN, IS THAT ALLOWED?
>> James: OKAY.
IT'S HERE.
PUT THE FOOT ON THE BRAKE.
PUT IT DOWN.
>> RIGHT.
>> James: PRESS THE BUTTON.
THEN PUT IT DOWN.
AND WE'RE DRIVING.
WHOA!
HAVE YOU DRIVEN IN NEW YORK YET?
>> YEAH.
>> James: HAVE YOU?
YEAH.
>> James: HAVE YOU LEARNED THE HAND SIGNALS TO DRIVE IN WORK?
>> YEAH, THIS ONE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: DON'T YOU START
DOING IT!
COME ON, NOW!
NICE AND EASY.
I DON'T KNOW IF I FEEL SAFE -- >> OH, COME ON.
>> James: -- IN THIS ENVIRONMENT.
I WANT TO RUN BACK TO THE EDGE OF YOU ♪
I'M ON THE EDGE OF GLORY AND I'M HANGIN' ON A MOMENT OF TRUTH
OUT ON THE EDGE OF GLORY AND I'M HANGIN' ON A MOMENT WITH YOU
I'M ON THE EDGE, THE EDGE, THE EDGE
THE EDGE, THE EDGE, THE EDGE, THE EDGE
I'M ON THE EDGE OF GLORY AND I'M HANGIN' ON A MOMENT WITH
YOU I'M ON THE EDGE WITH YOU
>> James: TAKE A PICTURE.
OKAY.
BUT IT WAS TERRIFYING.
LET ME DRIVE.
I'M NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN THAT'S AMAZING, ISN'T IT?
(BLEEP) ( LAUGHTER )
AWWAH, AH, AH, AH GIVE ME A VOICE WARMUP.
>> HALLELUJAH.
>> James: HAL HALLELUJAH.
HALLELUJAH.
>> James: HAL HALLELUJAH.
♪ HALLELUJAH ♪ >> THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
>> James: WHAT!
DO YOU EVER WARM UP THE LIP?
DO YOU EVER DO LIKE THE LIPS, THE TEETH, THE TIP OF THE
TONGUE?
>> NO, MAYBE I SHOULD DO THAT.
IS THAT WHAT YOU DO?
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH.
>> James: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS SHERLOCK HOLMES.
>> BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS SHERLOCK HOLMES.
>> James: BEN DUCT CUMBERBATCH IS BROODY GOOD AT SHERLOCK
HOLMES.
( REPEATS ) >> James: IF YOU DO THAT
BEFORE THE SUPER BOWL YOU WILL DO GOOD.
'CAUSE YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY, BABY
BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY
I WAS BORN THIS WAY HEY I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK,
BABY, I WAS BORN THIS WAY.
I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY, I WAS BORN THIS WAY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YOU BOUGHT A LOAD OF MICHAEL
JACKSON'S CLOTHES.
>> I DID.
>> James: HOW MANY ITEMS OF CLOTHING?
>> I MUST HAVE AT LEAST 400 PIECES.
>> James: NO WAY.
MM-HMM.
I'VE GOT A THRILLER JACKET.
( GASPS ) ONE OF HIS GLOVES, LOTS OF HIS
TOUR COSTUMES.
>> James: DO THEY SMELL?
NO, THEY'RE KEPT IN PRISTINE CONDITION.
I ACTUALLY KEEP THEM IN A TEMPERATURE-CONTROLLED ROOM SO
THAT THEY CAN BE EPRESERVED FOR, YOU KNOW, THE REST OF TIME.
>> James: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT THEY'RE FOR SURE HIS CLOTHES,
THOUGH?
HOW DO YOU KNOW, FOR SURE?
>> BECAUSE THEY WERE TOLD THROUGH AN AUCTION NEAR.
>> James: WELL, YES, BUT I HAVE BEEN STUNG.
>> WELL, THEY'RE HIS CLOTHES.
>> James: WELL, YOU SAY THAT.
I ONCE BOUGHT EVERY MEMBER OF MO MO MOTOWN'S T-SHIRTS AND I SOON
FOUND OUT TREVOR, JACOB AND ASHLEY HAD NEVER EVEN WORN THEM.
>> WHAT WAS THAT SOUND?
>> James: LIQUID DREAMS.
YOU HAD A SONG CALLED LIQUID DREAMS?
> IT GOES --
I DREAM ABOUT A GIRL WHO'S A MIX OF DESTINY'S CHILD
JUST A LITTLE TOUCH MADONNA'S WILD STYLE
WITH JANET JACKSON'S SMILE, THROW IN A BODY LIKE JENNIFERS'
YOU'VE GOT THE STAR OF MY LIQUID DREAM
BASICALLY A SONG ABOUT EJACULATING IN YOUR SLEEP.
>> YEAH.
IT'S NOT THE SAME WITHOUT A GUN.
AND WHEN IT'S LOVE, IT ISN'T FUN.
WHOA, OH, OH, OH.
I GET HIM HOT.
SHOW HIM WHAT I GOT.
(SINGING) POKER FACE.
POKE, POKER FACE.
>> James: DID YOU WRITE A SONG IN TEN MINUTES?
>> POKER FACE WAS TEN MINUTES.
BORN THIS WAY WAS TEN MINUTES.
>> James: IT COMES AS A BLAST.
LOOK AT THAT.
>> James: YOU GAVE IT TOO MUCH.
YOU POKER FACED SO MUCH YOU LOST AN EARRING.
>> I DID.
I LIKE IT WHEN FASHION SELLS ME.
>> James: IT REALLY DOES, THOUGH.
IT REALLY DOES.
>> OR MAYBE I SELL FASHION.
>> James: NO, BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS BOUGHT.
>> I GUESS WITH ME I NEVER WORRY ABOUT WHO LIKES IT OR DOESN'T.
IT'S MY THING TO BE UNFASHIONABLE.
>> James: I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED GREAT IN THIS.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> I MEAN, I THINK I LOOK ALL RIGHT IN THAT LOOK.
>> James: NOW, WHICH -- DO ME A FAVOR --
>> MY FAVORITE WAS A QUEEN DRESS THAT I WORE TO THE AWARDS.
>> James: GOOD THING WITH THIS ONE WITH, YOU'VE ALWAYS GOT A
SNACK IF YOU NEED IT.
LOOK AT ME,.
>> I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE THAT OFF.
>> James: THIS IS MY FAVORITE.
I LOVE IT.
I DO FEEL ALIVE IN IT.
>> OF ALL OF THEM, THAT'S THE BEST ON YOU.
OF ALL OF THIS.
YEAH.
>> James: REALLY?
I THINK SO.
>> James: THANK YOU.
YOU'RE GIVING ME A MILLION REASONS TO QUIT THE SHOW
YOU'RE GIVIN' ME A MILLION REASONS
GIVE ME A MILLION REASONS GIVIN' ME A MILLION REASONS
ABOUT A MILLION REASONS IF I HAD A HIGHWAY, I WOULD RUN
FOR THE HILLS IF YOU COULD FIND A DRY WAY, I'D
FOREVER BE STILL BUT YOU'RE GIVING ME A MILLION
REASONS GIVE ME A MILLION REASONS
GIVIN' ME A MILLION REASONS ABOUT A MILLION REASONS
I BOW DOWN TO PRAY I TRY TO MAKE THE WORST SEEM
BETTER LORD, SHOW ME THE WAY
TO CUT THROUGH ALL HIS WORN OUT LEATHER
I'VE GOT A HUNDRED MILLION REASONS TO WALK AWAY
BUT BABY, I JUST NEED ONE GOOD ONE TO STAY
CAN'T YOU GIVE ME WHAT I'M
NEEDING, NEEDING, EVERY HEART BREAK MAKES IT HARD TO KEEP THE
FAITH.
BABY I JUST NEED ONE GOOD ONE, GOOD ONE, GOOD ONE, GOOD ONE,
GOOD ONE, WHEN I BOW DOWN TO PRAY, TRY TO MAKE THE WORST SEEM
BETTER LORD, SHOW ME THE WAY TO CUT THROUGH ALL HIS WORN OUT
LEATHER I'VE GOT A HUNDRED MILLION
REASONS TO WALK AWAY BUT BABY, I JUST NEED ONE GOOD
ONE, GOOD ONE TELL ME THAT YOU'LL BE THE GOOD
ONE, GOOD ONE BABY, I JUST NEED ONE GOOD ONE
TO STAY ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )