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Our first guest has a tip for just about everything.
Let's ask her how I'm doing.
[LAUGHTER]
Please welcome, the one and only Martha Stewart.
[CHEERING & APPLAUSE]
How do you do?
Hi, Howie.
Hi.
Nice to meet you over Zoom.
You know we've met before.
I've done a show with you before but years ago.
I had hair.
I look totally different now.
And I have this, too.
I have your Wellness.
(GASPS) I hear you have a problem dog.
Yes.
We're in my servery right now.
And look who's here, one of my very well-behaved dogs
is just waiting to talk to Howie Mandel.
Come here.
Come here, Creme Brulée.
What is a servery?
Well, a servery is a room in an old house
where you do the serving from.
We have a dining room over there.
And we have another dining room over there.
And the food can be put out and then served to guests.
You can also make drinks here and serve them to the guests
in the living room over there--
Now I know what you mean.
--in the parlor.
This is my drivery.
I'm on my drivery here.
And when guests come, they can go get snacks over here.
If they want dog treats, we do it over here.
So we're the same.
Samesies.
So tell me.
I've been watching you on Instagram.
And you've been doing things from heavy machinery.
I love to drive tractors I was just snowplowing the other day.
We had a lot of snow at the farm.
Look at that Kubota.
That's a 360 mower.
Oh, and there's my little Polaris.
That is such an effective snow plow.
You would think with a young lady
who has her own servery you would have people to do that.
But it's amazing.
I also saw that you learned what thirst trap was.
I saw you with the hottest picture ever.
And I went, oh my gosh.
Do you want to know something?
You want to know something, Howie?
I don't even know what it means now.
What does it mean?
Oh, pshaw.
You're a thirst trap.
Pshaw?
You look hot.
And I couldn't stop looking at the picture.
And look at you.
Look at you.
You're stunning.
So it makes you thirsty?
And you're amazing.
Well, people thirst to watch that picture.
Did you get any Zoom dates from that?
Oh, I got so many proposals and so many propositions.
But I had to ignore all of them.
I'm a very busy person.
Are you on Fans Only?
[LAUGHTER]
On fans only.
No.
No, not any.
What does that mean?
How is Snoop Dogg doing, your friend Snoop Dogg?
Oh, he's so great.
You know, we hosted the Puppy Bowl this year, the two of us.
And we had so much fun hosting the Puppy Bowl.
We're doing stuff together.
We do projects every now and then.
And he's so much fun to work with.
I love coming out to his fabulous studio
out there in LA.
We work there most of the time.
I'm going to explain why we have--
I'm holding the bag because I'm just in my driveway.
I don't have a servery.
I don't have tables.
I don't have furniture yet.
Tell me what this is because I gave it to my dog.
And it's amazing.
Which one did you give to your dog?
I gave Calmness.
And the dog's been sleeping for three days now.
And it's just amazing.
Well, these are my new CBD treats for dogs.
They are soft chews.
They look like this.
Look.
This is the larger one.
This has 32 milligrams of CBD.
This has 7 milligrams of CBD.
And look.
Oh, she wants one.
You want one?
Oh, Creme Brulée is going to eat one right in front of us.
Here.
There, Creme Brulée.
It's a great product.
And I'll tell you, there's a sweet aftertaste.
But I'll talk to you about that during the commercial.
When we come back, Martha, can you
teach me how to make something?
Sure can.
OK, we'll be right back.
[APPLAUSE]
We're back with the amazing Martha Stewart.
Martha, you are truly amazing.
I didn't get a chance to say it in the last segment.
But I'm fascinated with somebody who has the--
I could do nothing.
You cook.
You're an amazing businessperson.
Everything you do is just like you're like a superhero.
And I'm amazed at how many different things
you have the ability to do.
I'm looking at this here.
First of all, what got you in?
How did you develop the CBD?
Well, oh, I just love good flavor.
And I had learned about CBD, studying it.
And I decided, well, I've tasted all the gummies in the world.
And they're all like gummy bears--
chewy and big and clumsy.
And I wanted them to be really delicious.
So I made these fantastic gummies.
Look at these.
Wow.
They are 15 different flavors of fruits that you love,
like, Meyer lemons and Persian limes and black raspberries
and red raspberries and strawberry.
Anyway, you should try them.
They're really good.
And I'm looking at your book there, Very Good Things.
This is your 98th book?
[APPLAUSE]
It is.
I had to write more books than the number of years
that I've lived.
You know that.
I'm halfway through my first pamphlet.
[LAUGHTER]
I love this book because it is really full of what
I call good things.
When something makes sense, and it really
does help you accomplish a task or a job or just an idea,
I call it a good thing.
And you're a good thing, Howie.
Right.
You're a good thing.
You're helping Ellen.
Look at this.
You're doing a whole show for Ellen.
Thank you.
You're a better thing.
Well, we could argue about that.
In my garage, which is just 30 feet from the servery.
Now you're in your garage.
Oh, you were in your driveway.
Now you're in the garage.
Well, I love to solve the problems that exist--
how to make a flower arrangement.
I know that you struggle when you give flowers to your loved
one.
You don't know how to arrange them.
Do you have a vase there and some flowers?
I do.
I have a vase.
I have flowers.
So what do I do?
I have this, Tell me what to do.
This is my vase.
Do you have a vase?
Yep, I have it right here.
Look at this gorgeous new vase I have.
This one is sort of like a sampler vase.
You can put all different kinds of flowers or colors
in one vase.
And then it makes such a beautiful appearance
on a table.
So here.
Do you have a tulip?
I don't know the difference between--
where do you want me to put your tulips?
[LAUGHTER]
Never mind.
I just want you to take one tulip.
That's kind of odd, isn't it, to say one tulip?
OK, so take one.
OK, I'm going to take one.
How do you take one?
OK, all right Let me just do this.
They didn't separate them.
You have to unwrap.
They got you nice bunches of tullips.
OK, don't worry.
I got this.
Just keep going.
Keep going.
You keep going.
I got one.
Just take all the outer leaves off very carefully.
You don't want to have those leaves in your arrangement.
And then cut the tulip to the appropriate length.
And a fresh cut is very important--
What is the appropriate length?
--when you're making flower arrangements.
Well, the length of your vase.
I want to hear from Martha Stewart.
What is the appropriate length?
[LAUGHTER]
As long as it fills the vase from top to bottom.
That's the appropriate length.
Do you see?
Well, oh, beautiful.
Yeah.
And then don't forget, you can put into the water,
you can put a little bit of flower food.
This comes oftentimes with flowers
from the florist, Chrsyal.
You put a little bit in the water.
It's plant food.
It's flower food.
How do you open these?
You can also, when you wash your vase, use a bottle brush.
There's a what?
What have you done?
Where's your vase?
This is my-- is this not a vase?
Is this a vase?
It's a vase or a vase, whichever way you want to say it.
Yeah, that's a vase.
Well, you can put--
I'm going to read--
oh, there.
Ooh, I just cut the tip off.
It brought me back to my childhood.
[LAUGHTER]
Are you Jewish?
Yes.
That's why you're thinking appropriately.
We're supposed to be thinking about flowers, Howie.
I am.
I got flowers.
I've got flowers.
OK.
Isn't this pretty?
And this looks so much like the colors in my CBD box.
So you can give your loved one-- do
you have a girlfriend, a wife?
What do you have?
I'm Jewish.
And I have a wife in the house.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, I'm Jewish.
I have the same wife for 40 years.
Wait till she sees what I made for her.
She's going to go crazy.
Anyway--
She's going to be happy.
--Martha, you're amazing.
She is happy.
She's eating your CBD right now.
Excellent.
So the CBD, go get it.
Go get the dog treats.
Buy the book.
And Martha, keep inspiring us.
You are a beautiful lady inside and out.
When we come back, I have my friend John Stamos
that's going to be here.
And that-- oh no.
No, no, no, not now.
This wasn't supposed to happen.
Not now.
Anyway, we'll be right back with Martha-- no, no.
Hi, I'm Andy.
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Yah!
Oh!
[BLEEP]
God [BLEEP].