So first of all, I think I talked to you when you were
about to go shoot this movie.
You said you were doing another drama.
You do everything heavy.
You gotta do a comedy.
So did you did you know each other before this?
No, I didn't know anyone.
Really?
You didn't know Melissa?
Y'all didn't know each other?
We didn't know--
I hadn't met either one of them.
None of us had met.
Oh, no, we met, but you just don't remember.
[GASPING]
Well I was kind of, like, stalkerish.
I was, like, hi, I want to work with you one day.
She's like, OK.
That doesn't count, because we didn't know each other.
No, we didn't know each other, but in my mind,
we've been friends a long time.
[LAUGHTER]
I was not far off with how I thought you would be,
that's pretty much--
you're not cloaked in secrets.
No.
But I thought Elisabeth was going to be--
see I told you this.
Yeah.
After the first day, I was like, I
thought you were going to be super intense, possibly odd.
Because I just thought you'd come in in, like, a cloak
and be like-- cause she's so good.
I was nervous.
Everything you do is so intense and then
she's like a super weirdo.
She's so funny, it's very irritating.
She is funny.
Coming from these two, that's a huge compliment.
I wouldn't say it's irritating, it's
a little bit like, oh, who does she think she is?
Yeah.
Well, just pick a lane.
Don't be good in both.
It's a little much.
My apologies.
That's fantastic.
And I can't wait for A Handmaid's Tale to come back.
Oh, thank you.
[APPLAUSE]
It's not that funny.
Yeah, no.
We're kind of living it right now.
But I meant for the show to come back.
Yeah.
Tiffany is running for president and you're encouraging her.
[APPLAUSE]
Yes.
Right?
To have someone run that is, like, no agenda--
No agenda.
She's incapable of lying.
I can't lie.
She can't.
It's a problem.
[LAUGHTER]
When did this start?
You just said you're going to run for president?
Now everybody is kind of taking you seriously?
Well, you know, I started doing research on government.
And I realized, wow, I mean, this
is not that much different than my family life.
I could run this country.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm in.
You have my vote officially.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Melissa's going to be hosting Little Big Shots this season.
[APPLAUSE]
So excited.
I don't know if you saw the monologue,
but people wrote in because I haven't been hosting
the show thinking I'm pregnant.
[LAUGHTER]
I think we all went to that first.
Yeah, of course.
Is anybody else thinking, like, what that--
Now you hosted the show, did you have fun?
I had so much fun.
Do you want to do it again?
No, it's nerve racking.
Really?
Yeah, I don't see how--
it's so easy for you.
I loved doing it.
But it was a lot going on.
Yeah, I can imagine it can be scary.
Yeah, not scary, it just was, like, there's so many things.
And then I talk too much.
So having to talk, which you can't tell,
having to stay on a timeline, it was like, I just
saw a lot of like--
[LAUGHTER]
Really, really nice people being like, shrink it down,
wrap it up.
I'm like--
Did your daughter's like it?
Yeah, I showed it to my girls.
And I was like, I just did the Ellen Show, guys.
I'm kind of a big deal.
You know, we'll watch it.
And then they put it on, they were
like, when is Ellen coming out?
[LAUGHTER]
When does she come out?
I was like, I'm hosting it for her.
And there seemed to be like a blatant--
like, they were angry that it was just me.
They're like, she's never coming out?
I'm like, well that's why I'm hosting it for her.
They're like, it's her show, it seems like she should come out.
So it wasn't--
Yeah, maybe she was the one that wrote in.
I don't know.
Georgie also said, she's probably pregnant.
[LAUGHTER]
She's the one who wrote in for that.
It was her.
Tiffany, you've been going to a lot of events.
I see you everywhere.
I saw you at a dinner the other night at our friend's house,
at Debbie Cole's.
But you go to a lot of red carpet events
and you appear to have a face that's your red carpet face.
Do you know that?
Oh, that's good.
That's my favorite emoji.
[APPLAUSE]
Oh, my god.
There it is.
That's my favorite, half tongue.
That's the half tongue, yeah.
I like making that face, because it's my favorite emoji
to send to people like--
[LAUGHTER]
I made it.
It's really to all the haters like, I'm here, you're not.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
I get it.
All right.
Andy's telling me we have to take a break because Melissa
talked too long.
We'll be back.
Hi, I'm Andy.
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so you can see more awesome videos.
Like videos of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things,
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And also some videos of Ellen and other celebrities.
If you're into that sort of thing.
[SCREAMING]
Oh, [BLEEP].
God [BLEEP].