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- Rcast Corey asks...
- "How do you find out if your girlfriend is cheating on you?"
- That's, uh, a tricky question.
- I feel like that's sort of hard if you're not a stalker.
- Spy on them.
- You might have to stalk her a little bit,
see who she's texting.
- I think you need to have an honest discussion
with your girlfriend and set up spy cameras.
- Look through her purse when she's in the restroom.
Check out her cellphone.
- Tap your telephone or her telephone.
- Hire a detective and have him trail her.
- Go ask every boy in the whole school,
"Are you cheating on my girlfriend?"
- Confront her about it and talk about it.
Otherwise it's gonna create chaos.
- Be straight up with her and ask her what's going on,
because thinking about stuff
and stressing out for no reason is not gonna help you.
- Ask, I guess. And that could be really bad,
'cause it can come off the wrong way.
But it's better than being a snoop.
- Talk to your girlfriend. Ask her what she's feeling.
In relationships, it's good to keep
open communication between the two parties.
- If you think she is, if someone said anything to you,
she probably is. I'm real sorry.
But you got to face that and ask her.
- Martin Sanchez.
- "How do I forget a spoiler that someone tells me?"
- Oh! Don't you hate that?
Well, you don't really, now, do you, Martin?
- Like they say in New York, forget about it!
- Hypnotize yourself. Get yourself out of your mind.
- Hit yourself on the toe with a nice big hammer,
and all you'll think about is your sore toe.
- Mainly what I do is try to get dizzy.
And then lie down and close your eyes, and go take a nap. Bam.
- Let time pass, then you'll forget about it.
- Wait till you get older, and that way you can't remember.
You can't remember what you did five minutes ago.
- Try to forget about it and just think about something else.
- You can't stop a spoiler.
But for when the next time it happens,
when a person's about to open up its big mouth
about a show that you're just about to watch that night,
be like-- (shushing)
- MLG Pro asks...
- "How do I not rage at a Rage game?"
- Hmm... that's hard.
- Okay, well, I don't know what a Rage game is.
- You're asking the wrong girl, babe. I don't game.
- I'm a horrible person to ask, 'cause I get super frustrated.
- Dude. Dude. It's a Rage game; what do you expect?
You're gonna rage at it. You can't not rage.
- You don't play it.
You skip it. You lose, who cares? It's just a game.
- You watch people rage on the Rage game, and then you're like,
"Oh, I don't want to rage on the Rage game,
because everybody else rages on the Rage game."
- Keep playing until you succeed,
even if you get pissed off.
- You just have to train really hard
to make sure that you can beat this Rage game,
because otherwise you'll just keep dying and raging.
- Stay calm, my brother. Stay calm.
I don't know anything else to tell you.
Think of peaceful inner thoughts.
- Try to control yourself
that the game is trying to make you angry.
- Take it slow. If you lose, just go.
Just try again. Don't get mad so easily.
- Give no [bleep]. You just sit there. Just chill.
And be like, "Whatever, bro. I'm not even mad."
- Karem Tarek wants to know...
- "What should I do if I didn't study for my test yet
and the test is tomorrow?"
- (sighs deeply)
- I wonder, first of all, what did you do instead of studying?
- You have to find time to study
unless you're 100% sure you can pull off not studying,
which almost nobody can.
- Cross your fingers and say a prayer.
I mean, come on! You gotta study!
- Start studying! Get your book out. Get everything you need.
- You got to study for a test,
so you're not getting that A-plus that you want.
As long as you have an hour or two, you should be okay.
- Skim over your notes. Look through it all. Just go quickly.
- Write out all the things that you think
are gonna be on the test, and then read them over to yourself
so that you have them memorized.
- Go to your local convenience store.
Buy yourself a Rockstar or any energy drink.
Drink that and just pull an all-nighter.
- I say study all night.
I mean, if it's a huge test, STUDY.
You'll suffer in lack of sleep, but you'll gain in the knowledge.
- (hushed) I shouldn't tell you this.
Shh, don't tell anyone. Call in sick.
- Call in sick. Say, "Oh, teacher, teacher,
I have to take it later. I don't feel well today."
And then study your butt off while you're busy being sick.
- I hate to give away my secrets,
but sometimes I actually wrote on my hands.
But I found out that you had to get the permanent ink to do it,
'cause then you get nervous, like, "Oh, someone's gonna see me."
And that way, if you sweat, it doesn't come off.
- Shuffleguy77!
- "What should you do when you sneeze and nobody blesses you?"
- Nothing. I mean, not all people are polite.
- Nothing.
It happens to me. I don't care.
- Get over it and just move on.
- Suck it up. Just sneeze and get it over with
and make sure you blow your nose.
- You don't have to actually go, "Bless you," you know that?
Like, I go-- this is a real sneeze.
Achoo! And you guys don't bless me. Bless me.
Is there anything wrong with that? No.
- Sneeze louder. And if they still don't bless you,
just sort of really sneeze in their face.
Like, they're standing there on their phones.
And you're just like, "ACHOO!" (clears throat)
- I think I'd call 'em all out.
How dare they not say, "God bless you."
- Bless yourself!
- Say "bless you" to yourself.
- Subtly bless yourself.
Like-- (sneezes) (whispers) Bless me, bless me.
- If no one blesses you, you just go on Spotify or SoundCloud
and play "Blessed" by Big Sean and Drake,
and that's all you need.
'Cause if Drake is blessing you, do you really need anyone else?
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- Bye! Achoo!
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