- I'm Mark. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
My name is Brittany.
- Real quick, how old are you?
- Do I look old?
- [Mark] Yeah, just notice a little bit of an age gap.
I'm sorry.
- [Host] Welcome to The Button, a speed dating show.
When the button lights up red, either player may press it
and swap out their date for a new person.
- [Button] Get outta here.
- [Host] If two people can last on a date for 10 minutes
they win an all expenses paid second date.
- [Button] This is The Button.
- Hello.
- Hi, I'm Mark. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
- [Button] So, we're switching things up.
If I light up red, that means you reject yourself.
- I'm fine with that.
- [Button] All right, let's start this date,
you two lovebirds.
- What brings you joy?
- My job and my family.
How about you?
- Oh, definitely not my family,
or my job.
- Why is that?
- My job is just like really depressing,
like manual labor. No joy in that.
My family, they all just hate each other.
- [Button] Mark has some dealbreakers.
One is people who smell bad.
Jasmin, can he give you a little whiff?
- Um, sure.
- Oh, all right, do I?
- Like
- I don't know.
It smells like soap to me.
Yeah, that's not, not a deal breaker.
- I did shower today, so
- Thank you.
- What are your thoughts on God?
Do you believe in God?
- There is most likely no higher power.
Or at least if there is, whatever higher power there is
they probably don't care about us too much.
- So that is my deal breaker.
I understand like different religious beliefs and like
it's totally cool.
But someone who I'm with, I would definitely want to share
like my faith and my ideologies with them.
- Okay.
- [Button] Mark has never kissed a woman
or held a woman's hand.
- Oh, you're really helping me out here, Button, aren't you?
- [Button] If Jasmin consents, would you?
- I could hold your hand.
- Yeah, I'm okay with that.
- Okay, like one hand.
Do you want both hands?
- Yeah, I think one hand is more intimate.
- Just one hand, okay.
Why haven't you held a woman's hand before?
- I'm just awful with women, man.
Like, it's not something
I've ever been very successful with.
- Do you just get really shy or?
- I just turn into a statue.
- Okay. So this isn't, like, making you uncomfortable?
- It really is
- Okay. We can, we can stop.
- [Button] Mark, that was your first time
holding a woman's hand!
- Thank you for giving me the honor.
- That still sounds depressing, man.
I'm wanna be honest.
- [Button] All right.
Jasmin has rejected herself.
- Not just the religion thing, but also
like the family thing and the job thing.
I'm a really big family person.
I'm very family oriented.
So, if I were to have children with someone
it would be really meaningful to me
if they got to meet, you know, both sides of the family.
- Fair enough.
- Yeah. But I hope you find someone that's really great
and will also hold your hand.
- Hey, how are you?
- I'm Mark, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. My name is Brittany.
- Real quick. How old are you?
- Do I look old?
I am 31.
- Oh, I'm 24.
Yeah. Just notice a little bit of an age gap.
I'm sorry.
No, you don't look elderly.
You're good.
- [Button] Do you like older women?
- Uh, I'm on the fence about it.
- Interesting. So what is your type?
- You know, I don't have like very much experience to
like really have a type to go after specifically.
- Have you had any serious relationships?
- Not at all, no.
- No. Okay.
How do you think you would be as a partner?
- Oh God.
- What would be a dealbreaker for you?
- I don't know.
Smoking cigarettes or like somebody who's rude to waitstaff.
- [Button] Brittany, do you smoke cigarettes?
- I do not.
I absolutely hate cigarettes.
- [Button] You're a perfect match!
- Uh, well, I think there was already a problem
cause both of us was our age.
Age ranges are a little bit up and down here.
Right?
- [Button] But, maybe Mark needs to experience
a woman who's slightly older.
- Oh, I think you might need some experience,
but I don't think I want to be that person.
You seem very nice though.
- Oh, thank you.
Yes, you're welcome.
- [Button] You have rejected yourself.
- Yes.
- [Button] Would you explain why?
- It doesn't feel right.
- I agree.
- I just want to get out of here.
- Yeah. Bye. Toodle-oo!
- [Button] Great job, Mark. Thank you.
- How are you today?
- A little hungover, you know.
- [Button] Spencer parties.
- A little bit.
- Not a lot.
- A lot a bit.
- No, not a lot a bit, too much money.
- That's true.
That's true.
- [Button] Spencer's dealbreaker are racists.
Are you racist, Brittany?
- [Brittany] I'm definitely-
- Hopefully not.
- No, I'm definitely not.
- It's probably a good thing not to be.
- [Button] Spencer plays the piano.
- You do?
- [Button] Spencer, are you good with your fingers?
- I was just about to say that.
- You know, I mean, I think so.
I don't know.
You know, you gotta do practicing, you gotta do scales.
- Those are some long fingers.
- They are.
Yeah, they are long fingers, you know.
- [Button] Is this your person?
- No.
- Yeah. Oh, thank you.
- I don't think there's anything romantic
that could happen from this.
- Yeah, definitely agree. Yeah.
- [Button] I disagree.
- Well, Button's chiming in, yeah.
- Hi, I'm Spencer.
- I'm Molina.
- Nice to meet you.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- All right, so Molina, what's your life story?
- My life story?
- No, I mean anything, what are your hobbies?
What do you, you know?
- I like traveling a lot, so-
- Okay. Where's the last place you kinda traveled?
- Mexico.
- Nice.
- But that doesn't really count.
- Okay. It doesn't count.
I mean, I haven't gone to Mexico.
- What?
- I want to, yeah.
- [Button] Spencer is TikTok famous.
- A little bit, yeah.
- Okay, cool.
What are you famous for?
- I do like comedy content kind of thing.
Like little sketches, some impressions and stuff.
- [Button] Let's hear one of your impressions.
- Which one's you're favorite one to do?
- I did a Joker one.
That's how I blew up was I did a Joker impression.
- Okay, let's hear it.
- [Button] You have to hold her hands
- While you do it.
- Oh my God!
Okay.
- Hold my hands?
- You ready for this?
And it's the worst.
Why is it that
when I piss in a toilet nobody cares?
But when I poop in a urinal,
everybody loses their minds.
And I got banned for a week for that by the way, TikTok.
- Wait, so why are we holding hands?
- Uh, we did it for the impression, but...
- Okay.
- I think we're
- No, I didn't know if it was like part of, like you know.
- No, I know, it's part of the experience.
You know.
- How old are you?
- 24. How about you?
- Okay, guess how old I am?
- Ugh, people be doing this to me.
I'm like, fuck, I don't know.
25.
- I just turned 27.
- [Button] Are things going well?
- I'm enjoying my time.
That's all I'm gonna say.
- I don't know.
I do feel like you might be a little bit too young for me.
- That's fine.
- I think you'll find someone great out there.
- Oh, well thanks so much.
It was great meeting you by the way.
- Yeah, likewise.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, bye.
- Bye.
- [Button] She wasn't that much older.
- I Know, that's what I was saying.
- Hi, I'm Spencer.
- I'm Raven. Nice to meet you, yeah.
- Nice to meet you, yeah.
- Spencer, tell me about yourself.
- I'm a pianist.
I do a lot of like-
- No way!
- Yeah. Do you play any instruments?
- I sing.
Not anymore as much, though.
- Not anymore?
- But, besides piano, like
what's your favorite genre for music?
- It's tough!
I studied jazz, but I would-
- That's so cool.
- Yeah, I love jazz.
It's a pop too.
I think there's a lot of value in like every genre.
So it's kinda hard to narrow down too.
Even. I mean, people shit on country music.
I don't love country music, but like it still has like
okay shit sometimes.
- I'm sorry.
- [Spencer] Okay. You're fine.
- [Button] Can you explain why you rejected yourself?
- I guess I just feel more like friendship.
- I do feel friend vibes.
- Like, I feel like we could be good friends.
Sorry.
- No, you're good. Don't apologize.
- You're a great pianist though.
- Oh, I mean you haven't heard me play it so, you know.
- That's true. I trust you.
I'm sure you're great.
- Yeah. Oh, sure, you know.
Hello, I'm Spencer.
- Spencer? Jennifer, nice to meet you.
- Jennifer, Nice to meet you.
- [Jennifer] Tell me about yourself.
- I do like political polling for my job.
- Gotcha.
- And I'm a pianist.
What do you like to do?
- I like to run.
I like, I love playing tennis.
I love playing basketball.
- [Button] Jennifer is really good
at guessing people's astrology sign.
- Okay, go for it.
- [Button] You have 10 seconds.
Go for it.
- Okay. Sagittarius?
- Yeah.
- Ooh
- Yeah, look at that, fuck it.
- Yeah.
- Yeah let's go.
Okay. Like, that's good, that's good shit.
- [Button] Spencer, are you into astrology?
- I'm not like super into it,
but I know my top three, big three, you know?
- Oh, okay, tell me about it.
- Okay. Virgo Moon, Leo rising.
- Oo
- Oof, did I kill someone?
What's up?
- Bad experiences with Leos.
Leos are, Leos are a little rough.
- Was that Leo's sun though?
Or was that Leo rising?
Maybe you just need a light rising in your life.
Who knows?
- [Button] Do you two think this will happen?
- I am for it, but two-way street.
- Ummm, I think we have, like, really good conversation.
- Yeah, good banter.
- Yes, but I'm not sure I could see it progressing
into anything as more than friends.
- I'm ready to head out.
I've been here for a second.
Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, Spencer.
- Have a good day.
- Yes, you too.
You're a lovely human.
- [Spencer] Thank you, you too.
- Oh, there it is.
- Oh, here it is, huh?
What's your name?
- Jennifer.
- Jennifer, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
Tell me about yourself.
- Well, I'm Dominican.
Prior military, not the crazy kind.
I know a lot of people say that, but hey.
- What branch?
- Army.
- Army?
Okay.
- [Button] Michael has trust issues.
- Tell me about that.
- Trust issues.
I just feel like people should just like
come up with what they want.
- [Jennifer] Yeah.
- Like just be up upfront with what you want.
- [Jennifer] Absolutely.
- Instead of just like leading someone on.
- Do you mind if I ask if you've like ever been cheated on?
- I've been cheated on.
- Okay, is that where that stems from?
- Probably, maybe.
- Okay.
- [Button] Michael?
- What? What's up?
- [Button] What's a witch bitch?
Tell us more about that.
- Are you super into Zodiacs?
- Yeah. I like astrology.
I mean, I'm not gonna say like,
oh my gosh, this or that, but yeah.
Leo men are not for me.
- [Button] Do you want her to guess what your sign is?
- Sure.
- Like how do you show emotion?
- I really don't show enough emotion, I guess.
- Oof, are you a Gemini?
- Oh shit.
- Is he a Gemini?
- No.
Yeah, I am actually.
- Oh my God.
Yes, witch bitch.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got it, you got it, You got it.
- I'll claim it.
Come on.
- Shit.
- They tend to have an ego.
- Does it look like I have an ego?
- It kinda does.
- No, I don't have an ego.
I'm just like confident.
- All right.
- [Button] Jennifer, are you attracted to him?
- I am.
I think you're an attractive dude, yeah.
- Thank you. I appreciate that.
- Yeah, are you at attracted to me?
- Yeah, the fuck.
- All right.
Hmm. How would your friends describe you?
- I'm usually the one that gets everybody going.
Everybody just calls me.
They're like, "oh, ride with me, Mike.
Ride with me."
I'm just like, bro, I can't split myself into two people
- Okay.
- How about you?
How do your friends describe you?
- They would describe me as very loyal, very honest.
- Yeah, same here.
- You know, honesty is the best policy.
- God damn right.
- [Button] Would you two go on a second date
with each other?
- I'll let her answer that first.
- No, no.
You can answer it.
- Yeah, I would.
- I would.
- [Button] All right, I'm gonna light up red one last time.
If you don't press me, you'll win.
Congratulations!
- Yeah
- [Button] You two have won The Button.
- Where are you going to go?
- Oh shit.
What do you like to eat?
- No, no, no.
You can plan this.
- Oh shit.
- Initiative, initiative, take the initiative.
- Fine, whatever, all right, I got you.
- Red button, come back.
- I actually cooked for a little bit, so.
- Oh, you like to cook?
I love that.
- [Button] Get outta here.
Go cook her something.
- [Michael] All right, I will.