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- This show rules!
- I personally love it better than stand-up.
- This is so wonderful to have a comedy club
in the back of a comic book store.
It's like having a dance studio
in the back of a porn shop.
(laughing)
- I've seen comedians, I've known 'em for 20 years,
then I see 'em do this, I'm like fuck,
it's a whole different thing.
- It's like a ball game, man.
You can lose, you know.
- It's even harder with two people on stage
because you kinda have to know where he's going
so that I can then sort of get in there, and...
- It's different every time.
- You can fucking shit the bed.
- Yeah, and then not recover.
- And then never recover.
- Will you welcome
the never before seen set list of the Sklar brothers!
(cheers and applause)
- Paul Provenza, right there.
- Paul!
- Thank you.
Paul, you have to tell me at what point
you transitioned from a comic to a martial artist.
The pony tail was a dead giveaway.
- Yeah, when I see any white guy over 40
with a pony tail, that guy knows fucking karate.
That's just it.
Let's do this shit.
- Let's do this.
- I never trust it when a Jew gives a recommendation.
- Never.
You have to adjust.
You have to go down. - You adjust.
There's like the Jew adjust.
- The Jew...
You gotta go like a few...
All the things that they're complaining about.
- It's never as great as they say it is,
and it's never as shitty as they say it is.
- You just have to adjust.
It just kinda goes into like a goyish middle.
You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
It's like, there were probably five plagues.
And they weren't bad, they weren't awful.
Except for the killing of the first born,
most of them were fine.
- Exactly!
- You probably didn't notice 'em.
- Exactly.
I do wish biblically, if there was some sort of,
like one guy
- Just, who you trusted.
- Yeah, who you just were like...
- Like Angie's list.
- Exactly, in the Bible.
- Angie's list for like lepers, you know?
Like who's the guy you want to shake his hand?
- But it wouldn't be...
It would be like Bath Shiba's tips, or something like that.
She was there when Sodom and Gomorrah fell.
You know what I mean?
And she was looking at it...
- Oh, they fell?
Sodom and Gomorrah fell?
- Yeah, they both fell.
- I haven't been on Yelp lately.
- You gotta check Yelp, you gotta check Yelp.
- I did not know that they fell.
We're done.
We're done!
By the way, this is super hard for one person.
For two people it's way worse.
- Exactly.
When Sharknado first came out,
like when it first came out,
you wanted to poo poo it.
Like I literally wanted to be like,
there's just no way a tornado of sharks
could be dropped into a city.
- That was what you thought.
My first thought was, how was this movie not made sooner?
How did it take til 2014
to get universal healthcare and Sharknado?
How did we wait that long for both of those things?
- It was a watershed moment for both of those things.
But, I mean, the idea of sharks...
I mean, the thing is, people think sharks are really mean,
and I just was studying them with my daughter.
They have eight senses.
Sharks have eight senses.
Here's a sense that they don't have.
The sense to not be in a shitty movie with Ian Ziering.
And until they develop that sense,
they won't be the head of the food chain.
- Dolphins know not to.
Dolphins are just in that movie
where they're just getting killed.
- The Cove.
Which was not as funny as Sharknado.
- Not as funny as Sharknado.
And I was disappointed by that.
- I thought it was gonna be a lot funnier than it was.
- I was tuning in for the laughs.
I'm like, what?
What, Japan?
- Come on, you guys.
But Sharknado 3 is actually where the sharks...
I mean, the amazing part about it,
it's where they developed the wherewithal
- To understand who they're co-staring with.
- Exactly.
They understand that other people who are in it
and the acting is so bad that they actually
would like to kill people, but they just decide
to return back to the stage.
- They retreat.
- They retreat back...
- Through the gutters, into the sea.
- Through the gutters, into the sea,
- Just on simple line readings by Tara Reid.
- That's it, that's it.
- She's not even in the scene.
It's just like, let me read with you off camera,
and sharks start heading back out to sea.
- And she takes them into a cove,
where a bunch of Japanese businessmen murder them.
- Just capture them, and murder them,
and turn them into sushi.
- Exactly.
- Too sad?
Did that get sad too soon?
Was that too macabre, for even Sharknado?
Our mother once watched our comedy.
Once.
- She's watched it since.
- And she said, I hate it when you guys swear.
And then she said, and I don't know if she knew
what she was saying when she said this.
- She did not know what she was saying.
- She was like, I think she saw one clip of it
and didn't realize.
She said that Eddie Murphy didn't need to swear to be funny.
(laughing)
I was trying to think what clip of his comedy
did she watch, that she didn't see one...
- She saw a quick clip of him on Sesame Street.
She was like, he's funny without it!
He does not need it!
- I did love Eddie Murphy's,
I was on Sesame Street and I got so much pussy bit.
- Yeah, it was...
(laughing)
But I actually don't think you need to be blue
to be funny.
I don't think you do.
I mean, Miles Davis.
A lot of people don't realize this,
but kind of blue Miles Davis, one of the funniest gentlemen.
- So it turns out you do need it to be funny.
- You do need it to be funny, they were wrong.
- And I love that we didn't swear once, on top of it.
That entire bit, not once.
You know what, I think AIDS gets a bad rap.
- It has gotten a bad rap.
It's beatable,
- It's totally beatable, you can live with it,
and you just need to raise money.
- You can own the Dodgers with it.
- Yeah, hey, what?
- Right?
Speaking of Magic...
- Whoa, suddenly an all comedy room
is backing Magic Johnson over us?
Are you kidding me?
That dude has a woman warm his Twizzlers
on his fucking plane.
So if you want to back his brand of AIDS,
get the fuck out of this room.
- That's right, thank you.
- Walk.
- Thank you.
- Walk.
- But if we are going to start some sort of a campaign.
- Yes, to raise money.
- To raise money, I would like to raise money,
and you're gonna follow me on this,
for the Kardashians.
- Yes.
- But they're basically like America's herpes.
- Yes.
- Is what I would describe it as.
Yeah, they're like our herpes.
We have to lie to Europe about them and pretend that like...
- And hope that they don't get them.
Yeah, and hope that Europe doesn't get the Kardashians.
'Cause if they did, we'd be like, shit,
look at Canada, because honestly, I don't know
if that's our...
That didn't come from us.
- Are you feeling a burning sensation down in Monty Carlo?
Okay, that's it.
- Alright, thank you guys very much.
- Thank you guys so much.
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Oh my God.
- It's hot up there!
- That was fun.
That was really, really, really fun.
I just felt supported by the audience.
- I felt free.
Are you...
- I don't do it that often.
And this is a famous bit,
it's called jiggles the nut bits.
- This is a power move, to do this.
Who jiggles the nuts when things are going bad?
I lost the house, the mortgage is upside down.
No one's doing this.
- I just got laid off, how you doing?
Oh really, are you sure you're not lying to yourself?
Oh, my wife left me.
Hey, how you doing?
(laughing)
- That's why we love the show,
because of this...
No.
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