-I saw you in -- at the Australian Open.
-Yes, last week. -Yeah, you were there.
-I was down in Melbourne, Australia,
to go watch the tennis match.
The Australian Open. It's one of the grand slams.
-Yeah, totally. -There's four.
-Roger Federer.
-U.S. Open, Wimbledon...
Jamaican Open, and the Australian Open.
-I haven't seen that one. They don't do the
Jamaican Open anymore. They got rid of that one.
-But I went down and -- -But you saw McEnroe?
-I got called onto the court by John McEnroe...
-I love John McEnroe.
-...to help conduct his interview with Roger Federer.
If you haven't seen this, guys, check it out on YouTube.
It's the funniest thing. -But I did it as Ron Burgundy.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-And Roger Federer,
we've made j-- We've done bits about him.
I don't know if he really is a comedy fan.
He must love comedy. But I don't know.
-He's a sweetheart, but he's very Swiss.
-Yes, he's very -- He's all business.
Did he know that anything --
-Well, no, he didn't know it was happening,
so when I walked out onto center court,
much like the way the heckler just ran onto the --
-There's no security there. -There's no security.
And he doesn't know what's going to happen.
And his body language is like...
-You start asking crazy questions.
You said, "You've been in this --
You've been playing..."
-[ As Ron Burgundy ] "Roger, let me ask you this.
You're 36 years old. You're defying the laws of age.
Are you a witch or a vampire?"
[ Laughter ]
-How did he answer that one?
-[ Normal voice ] He said, "Uh, they both sound terrible."
-But didn't you ask him if he -- -Yeah, I said....
[ As Ron Burgundy ] "The longevity to your play,
I understand you eat nothing but wombat meat
when you're down here in Australia."
[ Normal voice ] And the Australian Twittersphere
went ablaze with analyzing why I chose wombat and...
"Why would anyone eat a wombat?"
-Because they love wombats. -Exactly. Wombats are revered.
-Yeah, but, no, it was super funny. It was a great bit.
But then my favorite bit that you did
that I didn't get a chance to even talk to you --
The Rose Bowl Parade. -Oh, the Rose Parade. Yes.
-The Rose Parade.
The Rose Parade was on New Year's Day.
-It's on New Year's Day.
-Did anyone see what Will and Molly Shannon did?
They -- You guys did -- You were two --
-We were -- Yeah. Two fictitious characters.
Two announcers. -Announcers, yeah.
-Cord Hosenbeck and Tish Cattigan.
-It was Cord and Tish. -Cord and Tish.
-Oh, gosh. It was funny. Here's Cord.
Here's a photo of what Cord looked like.
-And we hosted it live.
Live streaming on Amazon.
-Have they ever done that before?
-No. No.
-I was like, "How do I live-stream on..."
I had to figure how to do it.
-People thought we were real people, real hosts.
-No. There's no way. It was so unbelievably funny.
How long did you do it for?
-You know, two -- It's two hours of coverage.
So we're talking for two straight hours.
-And is it all written?
-And they're not -- They're not good announcers.
-Oh, no. They get into arguments.
They got in a feud --
Tim Meadows was unbelievably funny.
-Tim Meadows was our man on the street.
-And he said, "Please don't mention 'SNL,' all right? I don't want you to do that."
And first thing you guys say is,
"Tim Meadows from 'SNL'. There he is."
But it was so good. I just loved every single second of it.
But this character -- Cord Hosenbeck.
-He's a fitness expert. He's a motivational speaker.
He's single by choice.
[ Laughter ]
He raises champion Bassett Hounds.
-Bassett Hounds, yeah. I saw that he --
Apparently he has over 30 best-selling books.
-30 best-selling books. -Which really they don't --
-By the way, this is all on his website.
It's a real website. Cord Hosenbeck.
-CordHosenbeck.com. -Yup.
-And, really, you know what I found out?
They don't sell any of his books on the website.
-No. [ Laughter ]
-You'd think -- You could make a lot of money off that.
-And none of them are still in print.
-But they were best-sellers. -Yup.
-Here's a couple of the books right here.
This is one of them. "Get Control of your Body Parts."
This is -- What? This is a cookbook.
Like a health book. It's called "Eat What I Say!"
"Eat What I Say!" And that's a health book there.
And then Cord -- Cord did this one.
"Barkley and Me."
-Which I read. -Right.
-I read, and I've got to be honest --
it didn't end the way I thought it would end.
-No, you thought the dog was going to die in the end,
and the dog was fine the whole time.
-Yeah. [ Laughter ]
It's just a long book about -- -It just had strep throat.
-Yeah, it just had strep throat. -Yeah. Yeah.
-But I didn't --
-But the best, though, were the reviews on Amazon.
So, you know, Amazon, you get five stars and one stars?
-Oh, yeah. -I didn't remember any of it,
'cause you're just talking for two --
And I came home, and my wife read me the reviews.
And they were like,
"How have these people been in broadcasting for 25 years?"
I kept talking about how I have a great fear of horses.
[ Laughter ]
And so one review was like, "Stop talking --
I don't care if he's afraid of horses!
Talk about the floats!"
[ Laughter ]
-How did they not know it's --
-No, and then other people were like,
"You idiot, it's Will Ferrell and Molly Shannon!"
-Yeah. If you didn't see it, I want to show a quick clip.
-I think we're freaking out
about spotting the mayor of Pasadena.
-That's correct. -Yes.
-Cord Hosenbeck and Tish Cattigan --
live commentary during the --
live streaming during the 2018 Rose Parade.
Check this out.
-Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. This is big.
Here we go! Ooh! I can hardly breathe!
-That's right, Cord.
It's the 2018 Tournament of Roses President,
Lance Tibbet.
-There he is! Lance Tibbet before my very eyes!
-He's right there, Cord! Lance Tibbet!
There's Lance Tibbet! -Hi, Lance!
-Should we give him a wave?
-Yes, I'm going to wave at Lance Tibbet!
Lance, up here! Hey, Lance! -Lance!
Lance! -I'm waving at Lance Tibbet!
-Hi, Lance! -Hi, Lance!
-Can he see us?
-LANCE!! LANCE TIBBET!!
[ Laughter ]
-That was the president. -Not the mayor, yeah.
-That was the president of the Rose Parade right there,
Lance Tibbet.
-He's got -- He's got bigger fish to fry.
-I want to see -- I want to see more of these two.
-Well, there's a move afoot
to try to promote
that Rose and Tish announce the royal wedding.
[ Cheers and applause ] -Please do this!
-So if you want to help promote that.
-I want to help promote this. Let's please do this right now.
I don't know. Call your local --
-Congressman. -Congressman.
Say you want Cord and Tish to do the royal wedding.
Oh, I would love to see that live stream.
That would be just fantastic.
It was one of the most enjoyable things I ever saw.