Ian: Big thank you to peanut butter chocolate blasted shreds for sponsoring todays episode. Wheat that woahs. #Spon
Noah: Thank you.
Courtney: Why does that guy have a sign on him that says "Don't say you too"? Noah: I have no idea.
Ian: Enjoy your movie. Courtney: You too. (the hell you just said)
*Stuttering* It's fine, it's fine
it's fine. Enjoy your movie. Courtney: You too. Ian: OH MY-
Freakin' Jeez!
*Whispering* Every Movie Theater Ever.
Ian: Uh, hang on, y'all trying to sneak in outside food?
(all in unison): No...
Ian: Shirts up.
*Food snacks clattering*
*Even more food snacks clattering*
(oh god) Noah: I only need 4 hours left.
Ian: Mmm, smells like home cookin', do on in boys.
Shayne: Uh, who brought a baby in here?
Ian: Okay, so those refreshments brings you to, $230 dollars.
Keith: For two drinks and a popcorn? That's insane.
Ian: Oh, i'm sorry sir, i didn't realize you had two drinks.
Uh, that'll be $410 dollars
Keith: That's more like it.
Ian: Enjoy Fast and Furious 9.
Olivia: Mom, can we get popcorn? Mom: No.
Shayne: OHH HE'S HERE
THE TALLEST MAN IN THE THEATER
WHO'S MOVIE EXPERIENCE AM I GONNA RUIN TODAY?
Shayne: Is it going to be you? Oh,
You? Oh, should i sit here? Where should i place my BATOCKS?
Olivia: *Sighs* *Moves seat*
Ha!
Noah: HELLO IT IS I THE TALLEST MAN IN THE THEATER TONIGHT'S
SLIGHTLY TALLER TWIN BROTHER, I THINK I'LL SIT RIGHT HERE.
Shayne: OH, HELLO BROZER (Brother) DID YOU BRING ZE MOVIE HATS!?
Noah: OH OF COURSE I BROUGHT ZE MOVIE HATS!
Shayne: OH OHH OHH
(In unison) OHHHHH
Olivia: Oh, these seats recline.
Shayne: Just three gents seeing a movie with no outside food, goodbye.
Okay, do it.
*Keith gagging*
*food snacks clattering*
Shayne: Uh, only the front row?
*unison* OHH OHH OHH OHH, Dude look out!
Olivia: OH god, they're so loud. Courtney: Yeah. Well the louder they get the more food we're gonna throw at them.
Noah: Dude, i think the louder we are, the more food we get thrown at us. Keep it up.
WATCH OUT!!
Shayne: I'm try'na get snow caps. IS THAT THE BAD GUY!? Noah: It's either that or her husband! Shayne: OHHOHH
Olivia: Ew, the floor is so sticky.
Shayne: Just three fully grown men seeing a movie with no outside food. Oh, what is that? Boop. Haha, Haha, got ya.
Keith: Do it, do it! Noah: You ready? Keith: Yeah. Shayne: Oh yeah.
*Stomach ripping*
Noah: Oh, oh, oh
Keith: Yo, I got dibs on skittles.
Shayne: Oh, yeah.
Ian: HEY! I knew it! No outside food
Get outta here!
Keith: Oh, man!
Ian: Rapscallions, sir i'm gonna need you to leave sir. SIR I CAN SEE FOOD IN YOU'RE SMALL INTESTINE SIR!
Noah: I don't have any food!
*Inaudible talking*
*Whispering* Every Movie Theater Ever.
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