you're supposed to wear these when you go tanning so you don't hurt your eyes
i can't see a damn thing
hello hello my beautiful beautiful beautiful human humans human how are you how are you how are you
today i hope you are super duper well so i have no nails on my fingers look like little choads i hate
it but please please please ignore it i'll put nails on later and my hair is wet so i feel like
i look like a wet dog but it doesn't matter what i look like you're here for the tingle tingles
and that's what i'm gonna give you hopefully uh so i'm feeling chaotic and frantic so that's
what our asmr is going to be today i'm going to be today hey focus right here right here focus
good job blink blink blink blink blink blink blink so it's going to be a lot of follow my
directions follow my directions hey look look at my nose and pay attention okay right here
follow my directions and just roll with it roll with it roll with it roll with it roll with it
begin now okay listen first i need to make sure i need to make sure you or not hey listen right
here focus i mean my eyes right here focus i need to take your temperature can i can you
open your mouth can you open your mouth okay hold your breath oh just kidding just open your mouth
oh you must have a fever
98.6 okay no you're fine you're fine you're fine do you want me to write that
down i'll write that down 98 okay good so you're not feverish that's wonderful
and how do you spell your name again how do you spell your name spell your last name first
no your first name last no no spell your last name let's start with your last name yeah
and the first letter is capital right of course how about you're first your first
your first hey hey focus look at my notes look at my nose how many fingers am i holding up
good okay how do you spell your first name okay it's beautiful first name that's beautiful wish
my name was that i should change it do you think i should change it i'll change it to that i'll put
that on my to-do list two two four okay don't be gay anymore okay okay okay can i just i have this
assignment that i'm working on and i need to get somebody's face measurements if you could just
hold still okay look at my nose pay attention this is really important accounts for a third of
my grade can you believe that your face your face your face measuring your face counts for a third
of a migraine migraine my grade is a third your face no that's not right your face is a third
of my grade that's right okay well you have a great face great name great face hold on greg
the five minus the sixth jump over to the seven and then put the eight in the bucket
but nine
i was six afraid of seven seven eight nine yeah
oh okay how are you genuinely how are you i really want to know
well just know that i care about you okay yeah awesome i care so much about you that i'm gonna
help you get this thing out of your eyes so look up yeah look up oh man yeah i bet that's really
bothering you how did you don't know that was in here i'm just looking i is that okay here i have
can you read this can you can you do you know how to read do you know how
to read let's read it together pocket pack lime basil with essential oils
aloe plus vitamin e antibacterial and gel one fluid ounce 29
milliliters
why do you want your hands to smell like that i don't know but
one two three three drops that's how many you need
yeah smells great lime basil so weird to be honest with you okay now can i get it i think
i can get it look this way look this way yeah yeah yeah look to your left your left you're like
am i hurting you are you okay
oh got it i got it i got it i got it i got it i got it and let's see i just want to know how
level your face is so if i put this look here look at my nose look at my nose look at my nose and i'm
just gonna put this on your forehead right on your eyebrows and see oh wow you are so level
you're the most level person i've ever met level-headed little bodied literally level-headed
okay well that's great that's great i'll write that down on your chart too
okay now i need to test your memory too what is this what is this what what shape it says do you
know i have no clue oh it's a square okay cool what color is it what color is this is it orange
no no no no it's not orange it's not orange silly it's red it's red a red square how about this oops
how about this a triangle good what color is that color it's not red it's not red it's
it's not an egg it's not an egg no it's a circle good a circle what color
purple purple purple purple purple what was the first shape what was the first shape
it wasn't a diamond no it was a square what color was it
not orange not orange not orange red red red
okay well let me see i just need to write down then your memory is so far
yeah it's okay it's okay it's okay do you mind i want to give you a haircut
but we need to come here first
you don't want me to cut your hair it's okay it's just a little bit
it's just
okay i think you look great let's get those little hairs off of you
okay look here's a mirror here's a mirror do you like it do you like it do you like your hair
you look gorgeous you look gorgeous hey stop stop stop
okay are your legs now are you relaxing relaxing relax look at my finger look at my finger look at
my finger i need to test your dilation okay can you just keep your head still okay just
just look at my finger right here right here okay good good good
good okay no no no no no no no no look at my nose look at my nose there'll be distractions
ignore them ignore them ignore them ignore them okay just look at my nose look at my nose okay
okay
you did very well at focusing
very well with focusing okay now do you remember any of those
shapes any of the shapes we did earlier there's three there was three
so the first one was a triangle no no no no it wasn't it was the first one was not the triangle
that first one was a square what color was it
it wasn't orange i'll give you a hint it was an orange can i tell you a secret
you won't tell anybody though right okay okay now what color was that what color it was red it
was red do you remember any other ones let's see let's see let's see okay so there's two there's
two they're two different colors they're two different shapes i'll give you an end
good good good a triangle electrical triangle a triangle
what color i'll give you another it wasn't blue it wasn't blue it wasn't blue and it wasn't red
it was pink okay last one last one last one
a circle a circle a circle circle circle what color what color what color what color
it was purple it was purple it was purple okay so memory stop bar still
but that's okay okay look look
can you focus on this focus on this this is called tiger bomb it's like icy hot it's like icy hot
just follow it blink
i think your hair looks great i think your hair looks great
hey don't move your head remember just your eyes adjust your eyes adjust your
eyes
would it be okay if i just spoiled
do you want me to do your eyebrows i could do your eyebrows i'm creating
it look at mine they look lovely you just shave them that's all that's all
that's all and then you put soap that's my tip i'm serious
okay okay okay okay okay hey what color is this yeah that's yellow that's yellow that's
yellow how about this orange orange orange orange orange orange orange
pink good okay follow the orange ball in the wind follow you and follow the orange
follow the orange good chocolate chocolate chop blink good okay follow the pink follow follow the
pink following follow the pink okay let's switch let's just what color is this what color is this
this is red now this is red this is purple this is purple what color is this this this this is purple
what color what color is this purple good this is red okay let's follow the purple follow the purple
good job good job hey focus focus on the purple good good good good good good what
were the colors of the other markers what were they colors what were the colors over the color
orange and pink orange and pink orange pink orange pink or chipping em over the other ones
i'll put the other ones out with the other ones
good job good job good job good job good job good job good job did you okay so you did really well
with that one so i think overall overall overall i'm going to score you at 98. 19.98 out of 40.
yeah 98 out of 40. 98 over 40 is a infinity infinity infinity plus a seven infinity plus seven
so that's your grade a grade is an infinity plus a seven yeah it says it yes so take that to the bank
take it out to the bank take that to the bank and they'll cash it for you they'll catch it for them
you want a house yeah i know isn't it great it's so exciting come back next week and we'll play
again thank you so much if you stayed until this point and put up with my um
exuberant thought process i think i've had way too much caffeine today but thank you thank you thank
you thank you thank you thank you if you have any girl requests if you have any requests for videos
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right have a good night i will see you in the next one bye