This is the story of how I died...
and went to heaven! [laughs]
Okay, so the Kingdom of Corona to be exact,
but hey, let's not get hung up on semantics.
Once upon a time, a single drop of sunlight fell from the heavens.
You know what, I'm just going to give you the rapid fire shorthand here.
The sun drop created a golden flower with healing powers.
Creepy old Mother Gothel sang a song, to said flower, to regain her youth.
Yada, yada, yada.
The queen got sick, flower healed queen,
queen gave birth to Rapunzel who was born with the flowers magical healing powers
and everything was all flying, lanterns and cheering subjects, until...
Gothel stole the princess and kept her locked in a tower for 18 long years.
Then, the princess was rescued
by a dashing, steely-eyed, suave, smoldering, devilishly charming rogue.
Now some people might have called him a thief, but I always preferred the term:
misunderstood good guy.
You see, it wasn't always easy for young Eugene
raised as an orphan on the rough streets of--
Hey, Eugene... focus.
Huh, oh, right. Sorry.
So, the beautiful young maiden, that's you, and the handsome rogue, that's me, made a deal.
We followed some lanterns,
I saved you from Gothel, you saved me from...death
and then you got, arguably, the worlds most overly dramatic haircut.
And then...
And then, I was reunited with my long, lost family, but that is where our new story began.
Six months had passed; I was loving life inside the kingdom of Corona
and my coronation to officially become princess, had finally come.
We all had a few surprises that day, didn't we sunshine?
[Pascal laughs]
Laugh it up, frog.
Now I know what you're all thinking, yes, Eugene and I did get married.
But make no mistake,
getting to the wedding day and our happily ever after,
would be the biggest adventure we would ever face.
Oh, that's good.
[music]
[horses galloping]
They're gaining on us.
[music]
There's more of them.
Good, it will keep things interesting.
[music]
Man, these guys are persistent.
So am I.
I'll meet you at the wall.
Sounds like a challenge.
Think you could keep up?
Oh, it's not me you have to worry about.
Uh, oh.
They're your problem now.
[galloping]
Oh, great.
Okay Max, follow my lead. Ohhh, log, log, log.
Ooooh hooo ooh.
Good thing the ground broke his fall.
Woooh.
Bunny crossing!
Careful Fidello.
Watch out. Watch out.
Cute little bunnies.
[neigh]
[splat]
[galloping]
You're not getting away this time.
Yah!
[neigh]
Sorry. [smirk]
We're almost there.
Oh, come on!
Wooo hooo!
[grunt]
Hmmm.
Looking good, Cap.
[neigh]
[music]
[groan]
[grunt]
[deep breath] Wow, Pascal.
[smirk] Look at that view.
[moan]
[laughs] Ha ha!
Hey, okay, okay, I know what you're thinking.
Now, it may have seemed like you won,
but you gotta take into account that my hair is actually longer than yours now.
So, we got to factor in wind resistance.
Hmm.
Wow. Have you've ever seen anything so beautiful?
Yes.
Yes, I have.
The game's over Your Highness.
The welcoming ceremony is about to begin.
Well, I think we showed those guards who's boss.
Now, what do you say we go make you an official Princess.
Ohh...is that today?
Ha ha, very funny.
Now come on. We better get you back to the castle.
Ohhh, maybe I can squeeze in a royal massage.
Before my daily trim, of course.
[squeak]
I know, Pascal.
[sigh] I’ll get out there soon.
Ha! Race you back to the castle.
[groans]
♪ I've got the wind in my hair and a fire within 'Cause there's something beginning ♪
♪ I got a mystery to solve and... ♪