>> Oh, Russell Peters killing it.
"Deported."
>> Welcome Russell.
>> It's good to see you.
>> It's good to see you too.
We were just talking off air.
You have how many children?
>> One girl, one boy.
My daughter is 9.
My son is 10 months.
>> Congratulations.
>> Well, you know.
>> It was funny because you guys
were with -- lachey is talking
about kids and children.
He was like nah, that is not the
deal.
Three, it's perfect.
No, it's not.
It's out of your mind.
>> What are you going to do with
the third though.
You can't be like wish it didn't
happened.
>> Never stop dreaming.
>> Well, I heard you were going
to the daddy daughter dance.
How did it go?
>> So, I was not going to be
able to go.
So, then I was supposed to be in
Charlotte that weekend.
Then my girlfriend text me about
two weeks before the dance
because I didn't tell my
daughter I wasn't going.
And my girlfriend text me and
said oh, my god, look at this
dress and tiara and shoes she
picked out for the
daddy/daughter dance.
I was like I'm a terrible human
beings.
I was like you've got to move
Charlotte.
>> You've only got one dad.
>> You've only got a certain
amount of dances in you.
>> You get to the dance and
spend this glorious time with
her dancing on the dance floor.
>> Oh, absolutely not.
Have you gone to a
daddy/daughter dance.
>> They go okay, I'll tell you
when I want to dance and they
summon you.
>> I never got summoned.
I got bye, daddy.
I was like go have fun.
>> What's your dad -- are you
bad dancer?
What's the deal?
>> I don't know what I'm going
to do.
My daughter can't dance and I
don't want to outdance the kid.
>> Now you've got a son who's
ten months old.
>> Ten months.
>> Russell Santiago.
>> He needs sun, I feel like
though.
He's a little pale for a brown
kid.
I take him outside.
He's got no sun screen.
Perfect.
>> What are you doing for
Valentine's day?
>> I'll be in Houston doing
shows but I'm bringing my
girlfriend and the baby with me.
>> Do you go big or avoid it?
>> I tend to avoid it but I got
cornered this year.
It's the first year with the
baby and I've got to make it
good.
So, I gave her her gift early.
>> Nice.
I think we have a photo of her
gift.
That ain't just no gift.
That truck is quite a gift.
>> That's a nice picture for the
gram.
>> She also knows how to pose.
>> Evidently.
Very nice, very nice.
That's one of those gifts like
you're saying if I hook you up
with this, I shouldn't have to
get you anymore more gifts for
the rest of the year.
>> For the rest of her life.
>> Exactly.
>> That price.
>> It's a very expensive car.
>> Exactly.
>> So, speaking of some of your
photos, we just saw you with
prince Charles.
>> Yeah, me and chuck.
>> You and chuck.
Come on.
Your popularity really kind of
knows no bounds.
But there's another photo where
he is cracking up.
>> Yeah.
>> What were y'all talking
about?
>> We were walking like we were
walking and talking and Camilla
was behind him and I go sorry,
sir, do you want your wife here?
I don't want to get in the
middle of you guys.
He goes no, no thank you.
I was like wow.
>> He found that funny.
>> I was like wow, he still
treats her like a side chick.
>> I'm going to leave that.
I want to get to this.
You have a special on Amazon
called "Deported."
It should be called "Savage."
>> You think so?
>> You perform all over the
world.
>> My daughter is Ecuadorian and
hon Doran.
I'm trying to get my own little
Home Depot crew there.
>> Your on your way.
>> My home is the depot.
>> But you yourself are not?
>> I'm IPD Yan.
Indians are the Mexicans of the
rest of the world.
>> What?
>> Yeah, we are.
Like here's the thing.
In America, the Mexicans do all
the things they need to do to
support their family.
They're not afraid.
They don't shy away from hard
work.
>> Right.
>> If you go anywhere else in
the rest of the world, the
Indian people are doing the
exact same jobs.
It's like we don't care.
If you're paying me the money,
we'll do the job.
>> Great attitude.
>> Exactly.
What do your parents think of
the success that you've been
able to have?
At a very young age a very
little boy, it seemed like you
had an idea this would be the
life you would be living?
>> I did not know that because I
went down the same road as him.
I started boxing at 15.
Linux Lewis and I were
amateuring together.
Linux obviously did better than
me.
>> In London?
>> No, Canada.
He was a tall, skinny kid.
I was a 147-pounder.
>> You ever spar with him?
>> No, but he's hit me a few
times.
He's got huge hands, like two of
my fists.
He sneaks up.
He doesn't have to put any
weight and you're like are you
trying to kill me?
>> Congratulations, man.
I'm looking forward to it.
You can check out his special
"Desported" streaming on Amazon
right now.