*Movie intro music starts playing*
Boo, boo boo boo! BOO BA DO BOO BOOooo!!! Um!
nice-ooh
*Jurrasic Park theme plays*
(singing along to theme): ♪It's a dinosaur!♪
♪Jesus Christ!♪
♪What the fuck?!♪
oh god I'm clipping the shit out of my mic
Um, what do we have? We have an emergency shelter, an expedition center-- shanter,
small power station, ranger station, Hammond creation lab 2--
oh, I have two of these already.
Oooo that's risky.
I could put the... The carnies in here... And the veggies in here!
I'm hearing helicopters.
Okay... What doesn't have power?
most things
So, is it a case of building another power plant- oohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
This the Jurassic Park gate. Oh no they're monorails now
I want the gate back, I want the big giant gate that you push
Through, with the jeep and its "WELCOME TO JURRA-" you know?
They do move in herds. It's a bit sad that this game is...
*thinking*
It's kind of just... this?
Everything that's happening in the game we've kind of explored already like
There's not a whole lot to it, it's not really a full park simulator-
I only have 500 grand left.
*whispers* That's not good.
Let's go, back to this one for a sec
That other island- it's fine. It has the stuff. I don't have any dinosaurs on it yet, so life won't find a way, okay?
Okay, how me down lads down here doing?
Oh! look at this absolute unit!
Alright I am gonna have to rename you. Your name is gonna be...
Oceanman 2.0
(Singing) Oceanman take me by the hand, lead me to the land!
Can't you understand?
I need to research some stuff
I wanna start rechur- researching stuff that affects my Dino babies
I wanna make em sharks, lets research that. That seems like a good one!
What do we get out here?
Huayanga-
A chungkinhosaurus!
Ah, your name is nothing right now.
So i'm gonna need to name you...
Terrance
It's raining! RUN everybody, get out of the showers!
(Muffled Noise)
They don't give a shit all they do is this
ahh its raining
Wha-What do I do about the rain?
Guess i'll die!
Velociraptors!
*Deep Breath*
Ooooo BOY!
I just got a power outage
Man that was like a minute after
umm
I got the mission not to get a power outage.
That worked brilliantly! A security center a prime destination for park visitors from the security sector generates additional income that scales with
security reputation
Ooo.. It's a tiny little building.
Woooo
oh never steal the dino eggs
*bleep blop bloop*
*Mouth is moving but words can't form*
it's going vore my ass
Is eating ass considered vore?
Seven-hundred and thirty grand for this?!
Yikes! Okay.
Ranger team roll out
*Music*
we're going down close gate
Okay, good the goats not getting out. The goat's the scariest one of all! keeps moving my caerrrrrr
I gotcha
I got ya (x2)
Administering medication
Take your *lubs??* it's good for you. Oh ranger accuracy I need that. My guys are all over the place it's like
They've been doing lines of cocaine, before they head out
Are you done yet?
So close, ah the dilophosaurus- this guy
*Dinosaur Noises*
You know how many guests do I have? Guest satisfaction, dinosaur visibility. Okay
I need to up that food rating, I need to up food. Food and drinks I need to upgrade
And fun and shopping, okay
And for a lot more buildings people.
Jack, giveth. Jack taketh, away
Okay, boom we're going to...
Flatten the land
I don't know if that was good, that does not look like it was a good idea that made it all big.
Oh it flattens it based on where you start.
Got it!
Um..
And they immediately go in there walking down like hmm, I wonder when that's going to open? OH CLOTHES!
Don't need, this shit
Don't need this shit clogging up my park, okay.
I need results
And we get results by removing all beauty in nature. There! Your brand-new wendy's. Ooo! My velociraptor should be ready!
Ooo are you fast? Come running, out come running out. Yeah hehe!
I love the sound!
*Dinosaur Noises*
Look at those legs, ooo!
Chunky, boy! **look, raptors get a
**Bad rap because people don't understand that they are and always will be alpha predator** You're not Chris Pratt! **Your job is to help them
Uh oh
He's gonna, do the thing you did at the end of the first movie pretty goes
*Dinosaur Impression*
And then jumps up onto his back.
Oh, you sound so cool! Okay i'm a send a ranger team in
Seven and a half thousand
Mean it costs a hundred times more than that to get you made but
No, no no no no no there look I restocked your food!
Happy, right? These lads are just getting along great! These lads are just fine!
Just all in there hanging out contract complete! **I'm just gonna come out and say it you and I make a heck of a team!
You and I?
Ooo, Savanna cosmetic jeans
**here we go your rep is off the charts
**So you're getting a reward for the entertainment division for your work on (Islaman and sarus?)
Islaman a serous(???)
At least ian malcolm tried to say it right
Defense broken, uh oh uh oh
No, we kill a person, uh oh!
Okay can you turn the fucking camera
Prepare the fence, The fence is repaired. Oh god you got to get back here! I lost the Dino baby
People are running, oh there they are!
No, no no no rager rager they run out at least get the fucking picture
I'm never the right place the right time am I
Okay, oh that's a good one!
Shame about that guy though
Wait that doesn't count?
That doesn't count is seeing a dinosaur eating at carcass?
Okay, he's just killing for sport. He's killing for sport it's not working. Okay, hey see you we're gonna have to head out
Administering sedative, oh my god this is scary!
hey
Down you go big boy, okay let me see my rangers again for a sec
Where that Dino baby go down, I want to get a picture of the dinosaur sleepy
Oh, sleepy peepee(???)
Are you, sure that that was enough sedative?
I-I think, you killed him, it's okay he's fine look
Look, sleepy ahhh. *Singing* soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr!
I had a dinosaur death?
Manford!
Manford why?
What did you, die from died of old age?
Manford! What? There's another one dead ah for the love of god! Connor!
Nooooo!
Ohh my Android sent by cyber life!
I lost two of them i'm making two more, I have that power okay!
Oh! Com'on!
King queen is dead
Died of old age, can you all stop dying of old age! how are we doing on everything?
How, stuff going? Island rating, facility rating.
transports good shopping is good fun is
Off-the-charts drink and food not the best and dinosaur visibility, okay?
We need, more dinosaur visibility areas let's head to the other location for
Now, oh this park is not off to a great start is it?
Okay, what we're gonna do is want to send off?
An expedition team and when they come back, we can
Sell some of the fossils that they get. I mean I have money from the other park I own both parks.
Okay i'm gonna do a risky, maneuver which is just putting in a clothes shop, oh i can't power it
oooh this one he consumes three power
Hallelujah!
vindicated bitches
Okay, sell that for 40 so this sell this, sell this. **Take care
**of the dinosaurs our guests and most importantly of yourself wait yeah
calm down
okay
i'm not putting the raptors in this park and
Taking the raptors a putting them somewhere else. They're..
Going on the other island but i can't put them in that island because they
Can't afford to even make one raptor right now
Because they cost like 500 grand when I get the 500 grand i'm gonna put it into my power station then I want to power
Then I'm everything on my island get more money and then put the raptors in and then get more money that way, okay got it cool
Glad were on the same page! **Rep like yours you'll soon have the loyalty of the entire security division!
Thanks dog
yes
What the hell, was that sound my ears! Alright people you know what time it is we need a name for this bad boy
Okay, that was a big yell! I'll call you Yawnie. No boy is dead!
Nooo! My Boy!
Okay, now that the viewing gallery is...
Oh just hopping mad with people!
Oh, more people are coming in! Nice!
Diloposuarus genome 60% okay. The expedition should bring us up to about..
*thinking*
40-50% I might have to head out again though.
*Ping*
I just got three-hundred and sixty grand from a lump of rock!
Boom! Does everything have power now? It does.
Were back in business everybody!
Now I just need Umm...
*Thinking*
I just need six-hundred and sixty grand to be able to make a ah-
*Thinking*
Velociraptor!
The whole reason that we came to this island in the first place.
Oh. **I like this contract.
**You should too.
Reach one-hundred grand income per minute!
And if I do that he gives me fifty grand..
Hurrah! *Sarcastic*
Okay, I think my parks are doing well.
I think we can uh..
Save DADDY SLAPS here.
Hell yeah I'm gonna overwrite DADDY SLAPS.
See ya later guys!
Bye
Have fun!
*Outro Music Plays*
I think that's great for my little park for right now.
Ahh