♪♪
- Hey, guys!
It's Jetta from Studio C.
Here is a sketch that was cut for time
that I wrote,
and I hope you enjoy!
Enjoy the magic...
- Greetings, fans of magic!
It's Jo--
It's Josh.
I received sad news today.
I learned that I was not accepted
into the Jeffers Institute of Illusion,
because I was rejected by this man.
The great Martin Jeffers.
Whoo!
He deemed me unworthy!
Today, I--
I exact my revenge on Jeffers
by revealing the secrets behind his legendary illusions
using hypersensitive, slow-motion software
that processes images
10,000 times faster than the human eye.
I call it
'cause he's a sham.
Okay, let's do this.
- Now, sign your first and last name on the card.
[Josh scoffing]
Josh: Looks like Jeffers' mom is the only one to show up.
Jeffers: And now, put the card back in the deck.
Anywhere you would like.
Josh: Here we go!
First "illusion."
He can't even shuffle!
Come on!
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Jessica: No!
Oh!
That's it!
Wow!
[audience applauding]
- Behold the wonder!
As if!
Now, let's see that same trick
played back in my alakaSHAM slow-motion.
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[music slowing down]
Jeffers' party of 15 helping him with this trick.
Maybe if you didn't hire so many people to help,
you'd be better.
Don't choke on that card!
Or do!
I don't care.
Maybe you should pop in a breath mint next time.
I heard he's a stinky boy!
[cackling]
We're just getting started here, people!
They say a magician should never reveal his secrets,
but, according to this man,
I'm not a real magician.
Jeffers: I will now escape in less than ten seconds flat.
Josh: Trick number two.
Is this your other mom?
How many mommies do you have?
[scoffing]
[mockingly] Oh, I can't get out.
Oh, oh.
It's slipping off.
Oh, I'm Jeffers.
- Behold the wonder!
- Haha, Jeffers.
I'm real impressed!
Good luck escaping the truth.
I didn't hit the space...
Oh, cool, Jeffers.
You got a bunch of car mechanics
to help you with your magic trick.
When you slow this down with alakaSHAM,
you really see how much of a fraud Jeffers is.
[mockingly] I've got a rock-solid hairline.
Looks like they needed a hacksaw to help get you out,
'cause you're the only hack I saw.
Now, let's watch Jeffers put the loser in illus--
with his final trick.
- And now,
I will make my lovely assistant disappear.
If you will...
Josh: Ew, you're holding hands with your mom!
[fake retching]
There we go!
That's Jeffers' only real trick:
making women disappear out of his life.
[scoffing]
Oh, you turned her into steam,
just like a household tea kettle.
- Behold the wonder!
Josh: [high-pitched] I'm Jeffers' mom!
Wanna see a real magic trick?
Let's watch Jeffers' career disappear in three,
two,
one...
[mockingly] What? Uh, where's this go?
Oh no, the map's upside-down!
But how are we gonna find the treasure?
Wait, are all of these people your mom, Jeffers?
Let's get to the good stuff,
and, by good stuff,
I obviously mean lame stuff.
You needed a forklift?
[scoffing]
Fork-get this magic trick.
How did the audience miss this?
Ho-ho, Jeffers.
Looks like you've been exposed!
Later, abracadabros.
Now, for a real disappearing act...
[muttering] Something Jeffers will never give you.
Josh out!
[chair squeaking]