You're so sus...
...and sexy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
...Sometimes you can be both
This is your verbal warning guys, if you have an addictive personality
If you don't like dating sims, and if you don't handle gacha games well
I advise you to leave
...Anyways
My iPad, got my iPad, we're ready to go!
...I feel like an idiot, I feel like a tourist holding an iPad up like taking pictures
Ready?
Three, two one
Ooh we got hottie number one rolling up, bachelor number one
Contestant, please introduce yourself
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Like look there's even a Twitch integration
Oh my god, is Carrot streaming right now? I love Carrot
Did I really- Look, OperaGX literally prevented me from missing a Carrot stream
Like that just happened
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Similarly, I was able to install a lot of my favorite Chrome extensions
One of my favorites is this chinese dictionary one
It's called like 中文 Chinese/English dictionary or whatever
All it does is like help me read chinese I'm like illiterate, you guys know this
Um, so for example 购物车 is shopping cart, right like
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And in the meantime let's go back to the cute boys, sorry to keep you guys waiting for so long
MIHOYO WHAT'VE YOU GOT FOR US
Oh, the art is beautiful
He didn't hear me?
*bird crowing*
What happened?
Luke?
That's a pretty key i love the feathers on it :3c
Okay, we're gonna use it
Okay...
Wait so you are- are we just gonna meet all the boys one by one in this intro sequence
And they're all gonna like disappear on us?
Scrape the paint...
Uh
It's- it's me it's us it's MC?
It's MC!
Look at how beautiful we are!
Forget- forget the men forget the men
This is what I'm here for 😏
Wooooow
Oh oh god what's going on are we gonna meet like an edgelord here
Like an emo boy, is it emo boy time?
Artem an emo boy- I- is he?
:O
Yeah, none of the boys can hear you
He brought flowers, is he visiting? Could it be a relative?
It's his DEAD girlfriend B)
Game voice: 不要担心, 有我在 (Don't worry, I am here)
I, uh
Forgot to breathe for a moment there
That- Who-
Did- Did Doctor Richter whisper in my ear just now- was that Doctor Richter?
*exhale*
It was the way he said it, I had a moment, I had a moment
I'm sweating
Do I need to play this game on mute like is that how..?
No no no no no no no no
I- I- I- I- I will simply
Uh.. be stronger than I am now
I- I- this is a training arc for me, I will become a better, more resilient, and less thirsty gamer
By the end of this, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Okay? *lip smacks*
Yeah, stop, stop talking my head hurts...my heart hurts
So first of all this guy's sus
Second of all why is his voice so like intentionally sensual
Like why is he constantly talking in a bedroom voice
You're so sus man you're so sus
..and sexy ;)
..sometimes you can be both
No no no no no no no no no no no no no
*no chant continues*
Okay..
I have to remember to breathe, I kept holding my breath
Like some people's voices are literally just that powerful
They say things and then your whole body just freezes
Every fiber of your being is just like *uh*
The one called Raven is hiding behind a container, gently adjusting the knobs on his night-vision goggles
The opening of the gates and the conversation of the workers are all fuzzily transmitted to Raven's headset
So who's Raven, why is he spying on-
Luke?
Is it Luke because I see the key on his necklace..
She has a court outfit- wait shes a lawyer?
*gasps*
Lawyer lady ^-^
Huh? Artem!?
Ooh
Wait wait wait wait no no no no hey hey hey hey hey
Heyyy
I'm I'm not looking- you can't make me look at that
That's inhumane.. we're like five minutes into the game
I'm not- I'm not making eye contact with- NO
I'm gonna block I'm blocking the screen
Reading chat "Oh wow" "oh haha" "I can't breathe"
I- *sharply inhales
You know what *contemplating*
This is definitely the kind of game that ruins real men
I'm gonna call it right now
I'm calling it, I'm calling it
Okay wait, you guys said uh...
You can hit the eye to-
Yeah I'm getting that screenshot..
Thank you...
Okay..
Anyways.. *bonk*
Artem loosens his tie and sighs
Right now, it serves more as a shackle than anything-
Don't use that word
Stop this...
This is Artem Wing, a senior attorney- his name is literally Artem Wing
That is such a cool last name that is that is such a cool..
Can I have it?
If I got that last name though my name would be pretty idiotic, wouldn't it?
It'd be Ying Wing yeah
Artem rubs his temples, his brows furrowed
Yo that voice good, that voice tasty
*slurping sounds*
Nice :0P
A senior attorney like him is working this hard, so I need to do the same
I must pass my advancement exam!
Ooh we got a hard working, nerdy, attorney lady as our main character
This- This is the feminism I want
You need to convince Pedro to leave, but you need more cards first
Let's consult Lady Themis and obtain Visions from a Shadow of Themis
Ohh its Gacha time
Okay.
Is it always the first- the same 10 cards at first or do we all actually get different cards?
Oh that's cool!
That had promere energy okay hold on, we got Luke
We got Artem
We got a Vin
And we got a Marius, we got all four!
Another Marius, fully prepped
Marius Rhythm
And Vin unexpected letter
And Marius interlude
Alright I'm excited for the SSRs
Oooh, my first SR
All right, you've organizing the cards you obtained, so let's start dating!
**Debating 0_0
Umm...
OOh you look good girl
This is Ace Attorney
Let's try it
Oh
Oh- *snake hissing sounds*
That is all, nothing more to add
Aw her cute little like fist pump, that was really cute
We just won our first Ace Attorney..Argument.. debate..? battle...??
Debattle?? Debattle. I like that, Debattle
Let's continue with the main story
He stops quarreling and swiftly leaves the premises
That's right b-*duck sound*
FEAR ME.
Who was the man you were arguing with at the front?
The difference between the Chinese name and the English name is like really messing with me
Like 鲁海洋 as opposed to Pedro Brooks
Do you suspect that Mr. Brooks is somehow connected to the incident?
Key information acquired okay I- literally this is like Ace Attorney
I don't know what's going on
I haven't really pieced anything together
Winnie takes out an envelope from her canvas purse and shyly hands it to you and Artem
The light envelope suddenly feels weighty in your hands
Artem takes the envelope from you and hands it back to Winnie with a gentle smile- a rare sight.
PRO!! BONO girly, we gotchu
Okay, sure, I don't know whats going- this guy looks so shady
So I can target different arguments from them?
Is that how this works?
So I guess they're telling me the auto select- well I don't know if this is an auto select
I guess we'll just get rid of that one first
I- I don't know how this works- wait why isn't this working
Oh, that did nothing. Why did that do nothing?
Oh that did a lot more why what decides what things..
Replenish cards-I don't know what that costs me
I have no idea I have no idea I don't know what just happened guys
I was just blindly tapping I didn't know you could target-oh Momo
Wait none of you guys knew you could target?
Oh he's so cute look at him
Here comes the boy~
Hello boy~
Welcome~
He runs toward you. His sunny smile instantly takes you back to an afternoon eight years ago..
His expression...
Do you know how sweaty my hands are.. -sqeak sound coming out of Y
ing's face-
Can you hear the smile in his voice like when he talks, like there's an audible smile
*external screaming*
Okay are you taking- oh it's Sherlock Holmes!
Wait I'm gonna look it up, I wanna know what book it is
Sherlock Holmes... the sign of the... FOUR
..the sign of the four
...has a complex plot involving service in India
The Indian mutiny of 1857, a stolen treasure, and a secret pact among FOUR CONVICTS
Are they foreshadowing things?
I don't think they would have randomly chosen a book
This is probably intentional..
So you're not only childhood friends, you're also roommates?
AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES
You know, like how convenient
Now that you're leaving, you still won't tell me what's locked away in your box?
This is my trope
I'm feeling so attacked right now
I'm feeling so attacked right now...
Okay.
Okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay
okay okay okay okay okay
okay okay okay okay okay okay
okay okay okay
okay
I understand that this man is exactly my weak spot
..of the the friendly, gentle, uh..
..sort of warm sunshine type
That has certain mysteries that they -they guard...
But are really good at you know like~aha laughing it off
Like joking about it so you don't get- catch on to the *inaudible*
Can't I keep one last secret? A story ends once all of its mysteries come to light.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Alright, gimme your cute little face, let me tap it
~the blush...
..he's a bioengineering major?
Like knowing what we know about him being like the Raven man in the intro...
You a little sus man... you sus as hell.. that's why we like you hehe~
Well we know this didn't happen 'cause he disappeared for eight years
Pourquoi? Nande? 为什么? (Why in different languages)
What's the story here..
You gave me this key, I'll cherish it forever
I gave you this key?
Back then, my parents and I contacted National Central University, and they said you were selected for a secret research project, so
This guy's 100 percent the sussy Raven guy in the beginning..
Luke withdraws his outstretched hands and puts them behind his back
He knows what he's doing this man knows what he's doing
THIS MAN KNOWS.
There's nothing to forgive, I'm not angry.
I'm so happy to see you again!
We forgive far too easily
*internal screaming*
Of course, are you back for good or will you have to leave again?
Luke's expression falters for a moment, but he quickly smiles again
THIS IS THE MATERIAL THAT I LIKE TO SEE
*chefs kiss* Yes.
The flavor~
This is it, this is the fine dining experience
I'm here for the feast, WHEWW -ho -ho
Thank you all for joining my first Tears of Themis stream
and my first otome game stream, I've never done that before
This one might actually have an interesting enough story
That like even if you weren't necessarily interested in the otome aspect of it
That it might still actually be a fun game to play
Which is the whole reason I picked it up to begin with because I'm not that into otome games really, to be honest
Um, they kind of make me like- I cringe really easily
And otome games have always made me like euhh a lot
As always whatever time of day it is for you, morning afternoon evening night
Whatever it is have a good time of day =]
And I will see you next stream!
[outro music]