(phone beeps)
- Low account balance, how is that possible?
(gasps) Oh no.
Not again.
(rewinding noises)
- [Man] Kelsey.
Paycheck.
- I deserve this.
I need that.
Shots on me.
- You're literally wearing the shirt right now.
- I need this one. - No you don't.
- I don't have this exact one.
Extra-large pepperoni with pineapples please.
Let me get Pad Thai and chicken teriyaki.
Five dollar delivery charge?
That's fine.
I thought I wanted a career and a family
and a savings, blah, blah, blah,
turns out I just want things.
No.
I'll take it.
I'm calling an Uber,
I'm getting us an SUV.
- Wait, no there's only two of us.
- Yes, but we are kings who deserve
to be driven around in a chariot made of steel.
Oh my God, Amazon is having a sale
on two for one mason jars.
- Kelsey, we do not need more mason jars.
- This one's shaped like a teapot.
- We need one more mason jar.
(groans)
- You might as well be Peter Pan,
because you're never gonna grow up.
- [Man] Kelsey, here's your paycheck for the week.
(rock music)