Guess a song on my travel playlist.
I Wanna Dance With Somebody, Whitney Houston.
- Really like it. - I love that.
- Yes! - We love that one.
Out of us three, you. Out of the squad, you're a lot lower down.
Who's the most active here on Instagram?
- Yeah, let's go Robbo. - Oh, so you've changed your mind already?
Pathetic.
I think Caoimhin's quite knowledgable.
Tell us a fun fact about...
- Rome. - Rome.
You've put me on the spot here.
What about that The Vatican is its own city?
Oh, there you go. You're probably better than me then.
JOE: You're the best travel guide.
That's definitely Robbo, definitely.
Why?
Cos you just do that,
you do that stupid thing where you pretend you can speak the language.
Una mesa 'pala' cuatro, por favor.
What did you just say?
Can we have a table of four, please.
Only one man.
Yeah, I think we all know who it is.
Divock Origi?
THEY LAUGH
It's a universal one.
Ox? Right up there.
Yeah, very high.
I think the problem with Div is, he's just that chill.
I wish I could have a bit of Divock in that sense.
Yeah, I'd love to be like that.
When we went pre-season, I took a little candle.
Wow. CAOIMHIN: A scented one?
It's a month away, I felt like I wanted to make it a bit homely in the room, you know?
Little bit of a vibe.
I don't mind that.
Being delayed when we're travelling.
See when we're away, and you ask the person that knows
how far away from the airport to the hotel, and they give you the wrong time?
See if they say, "About 20 minutes",
and I'm still on that bus half an hour, 40 minutes later...
Nah.
I know it'll be eighties!
Eighties or nineties.
I Wanna Dance With Somebody, Whitney Houston.
- You like that one. - Cracker.
- Really like it. - I love that one.
We love that one.
Yous are old men, honestly.
First off, you have to take the sun into account.
I don't need you going A&E.
I don't think he's as bad as you though.
I think we gotta go...city break.
What's the city break on the boats...
Venice?
JOE: Little bonding. ROBBO: Don't mind it.
D'you know what city break I enjoyed?
Barcelona.
JOE: Yeah, that's a good shout.
ROBBO: Very good, Barcelona.
Paris? City of Love.
Could have a wee wander round Paris, couldn't we?
Madrid?
- Yes. - Ahhh.
I like it.
Cos I've got good memories there, and it's a nice place.
OK, boys, we're gonna play a game of This Or That.
I would go City Escape.
Why?
Because the opposite does not suit my type of skin!
I can think of nothing worse than sitting on that beach getting toasted by the sun.
I'm Beach Break all over.
ROBBO: You love just being chilled.
Yeah, just on the beach, little book.
I'm Beach, I think.
I need a big parasol, but I'm Beach.
Beach with an umbrella, aren't you?
Factor 50.
Good company.
A good convo, yeah.
Where were we coming back from, the game in Austria,
where we were just talking, a couple of new daddies,
we were talking about kids, what to do and what not to do...
That was a very good convo, yeah.
That made the journey fly.
I think when you fall asleep and wake up...
Nothing better, is there?
Some of the lads are like that.
Out like a light. Ox...
ROBBO: See when you're going up, and you just see Ox slumped in his chair...
"Cabin crew, seats for landing", Ox is like that...
I think also, especially European nights, you know there's going to be...
A solid following.
A solid following of fans.
I think that always makes it a bit easier, you know you're going over there to do a job.
Yeah, it does make a difference.