- [Adam] Yes, mom, I'm totally fine.
No, I'm just moving into the dorms right now.
What? How would I have my roommate's mom's number?
Mom, I'm not gonna tuck my shirt in.
No one tucks their shirt in in college.
Mom, I'm tucking it in. Yeah.
My roommate just got here, I gotta go. Bye.
(loud bang)
Hey, you guys lost or ... ?
- What's up, roomie.
We're DNCE.
- I thought this was like a two-person dorm.
Shouldn't there just be one of you?
- As a band, we are one. (bang)
- College is gonna rule, motherfucker!
- Yeah. (upbeat music)
Ha!
That's funny.
- What? - What's funny?
- Oh, you know.
♫ Cake by the trashcan ♫
- Huh?
- ♫ Talk to me, baby. ♫
- Oh.
He's doing the joke on our song.
- Oh. Yeah.
He just sucks at singing.
- [Jack Lawless] That's cool. It was good. We loved it.
(disc scratch)
- Is that all of them? (funky sexy music)
- Are they all with each other?
I'm going to the library.
(something shatters) (balloons popping)
- See, as musicians, we're supposed to trash every room.
- I thought that was just hotel rooms though.
- Common misconception.
(Chainsaw buzzing) - Right.
(Paper ripping)
(upbeat techno music)
(yelling)
- What? No! No, he can't-- Oh.
(patty sizzling) - I love cooking.
- Yeah? - It's one of my favorite things
- Maybe flip--
(door knock) (sudden crash)
- Hey, guys. I'm here for a quick room inspection.
- [Adam] Oh. Um ...
(anxious music)
- Okay, everything here is against the rules.
I'm gonna have to write you all up.
(screams in excitement)
I'm a big fan!
(uplifting music)
You think you can sign my butt?
- Duh!
- [Joe] Psst. Adam.
Are you awake?
- Yeah. I'm kinda trying to go to sleep though.
- Okay.
Do you miss your family?
- Yeah, I mean, I guess it's kinda weird not being home.
- Do you have any Jonas brothers or sisters?
- No, just a regular brother.
- Oh, that's too bad.
I miss my Jonas brothers.
- Alright, Joe.
Goodnight.
Hey, DNCE, you guys got a second?
Look, I have a confession to make. Okay?
Before I even knew we were roommates,
I was already a big fan.
You guys freaking rock.
- Same.
(heartfelt music)
- You know, Adam, since we're being all sentimental,
we actually have a question for you.
- What is it?
- So, your name, Adam, it starts with an A?
- Yeah.
- The A is missing from our name.
- Are you guys asking me to--
- Will you be our A?
- Oh my God.
Wait, but you guys, none of you have D, N, C, or E.
- Ugh, just be our A.
- Okay, guys.
- Now, it's time to make it official.
(funky sexy music)