hello everyone welcome to truly one of the most amazing things i've ever been a part of
i am sitting here with a man who needs no introduction but i'm gonna do it anyway because
i get to say this jeff goldblum i'm blown away that this is us right now today we are about to
play jurassic world evolution 2. and we're gonna see what happens so we're gonna do chaos theory
i like it already think of it this way imagine a different reality yes sir in which at the end
of lost world everything just went smoothly wow and then outside of san diego they decide
to build a new jurassic park wow i get i get the idea these are fantastic creatures
don't put a you know now we're warp speeding to another to something else this is the mission
why don't we play together all the time why can't we just come on over
whatever you want to play whatever okay thank you the tasks are simple we just have to go around at
the moment and just repair everything we can repair okay we're janitors okay why didn't we
call them the game jurassic janitor look at that color thing i love to look at color things hey
you ever play this game i show you a uh paint chip all different shades of blue and then i say
here are the different names that they've given them you know misty marine you know cobalt dream
you know and you know how they name those things and then you make up one and then everybody has to
say which one did you make up i have to believe maybe all of them well so far i have made up
all of them i was just i'm not reading anything i'm just pretending i win so i may you win okay
who are all these these are scientists that we can hire oh i like this yeah i think i'm gonna suggest
when you when you play the game after i get uh through with it you can not only do all this
but you have people they show up at your house and you say yes i'm here for the interview
actual people who you can interview i want to see those people i want to talk to them well
i'll play one of those characters so if somebody buys the game i may show up at your house checking
out jesse right now is that one named jesse cox it is he's a good guy what other famous
jessie's do you know ah man there are many well i'm thinking of jesse james you say one
uh oh no i think i've done a terror i made a terrible mistake what'd you do you well yes what'd
you do so the dinosaurs i've made this enclosure never mind we're good oh god i thought i made a
tactical error there what's the kind of adventure and high intensity experience that you could have
let's not have a t-rex in our park at all i would agree they are still sending them to us who's they
let me talk to these they can we get on the phone and talk to these i think that's the whole point
is you tried to and they were like nah we're sending t-rex really yeah i got to go over and
find out who's at the center of this and what they're up to that's what ian malcolm would do do
i my eyes deceive me or are you helicoptering in a t-rex yup you buy air my god in heaven oh my god
oh there's another one oh good poor things uh first of all i think it's their this
this reduces their dignity i am the guy who's the idiot trying to make a park
who would you be if you were going to be one of the characters in the first movie the first movie
yeah wait a minute wait a minute john hammond you would have been a great john hat i was gonna say
john hammond you know i have always wanted a a dream to have a parrot with a i i'd have when i
started i with a flea circus i had the little freeze and the handle fades i was trying i'm
about to do an accent but it was going to come out it was going to be it was going to sound
like a lucky charms guy and that's not that'd do that i know that would be so disrespectful
with a hoot man
take us to acting jail immediately we really don't know that much we're kind of bad at this
i'm making up t-shirts for everybody that says i'm kind of bad at this mm-hmm all right i'm
gonna try and get these guys out of here and let them do their thing because oh oh my god
watch out watch out you backed up he's fine no you mean all the people are gonna watch
the dinosaurs feed welcome to jurassic park san diego as ian malcolm i'm highly opposed to this
i'm oh this is making me sick to my stomach if you continue this oh my god you can really see
it from uh-oh that's it that's it gruesome did you see that hey now i was also going to tell
you about my beverage here and how life finds away what do you see what do you see in that
beverage right there uh it looks like a fly there it is can you get a can you can can you see that
there what is it what is that species if i put them in the compy cage we can't do it doesn't
work that way they'd bite your finger off who would the compies to get that thing yeah yeah
but we can't include this in the park just by putting it on the screen if you found that in
your drink yes does it do you now have to throw the whole drink away you would really this guy's
still crawling around i'm gonna place him on on one of these uh joshua tree things here
good luck mr nat i hope you do okay you want to know ian malcolm's rating for the park
i'm not sure i do minus 10 stars minus 100 stars you could close it down immediately
that's ian malcolm i just speak for him right but putting it together is a fun fun fun i give
it 10 gold blooms out of a possible 10 gold blooms we're making a thousand dollars a day
that doesn't sound good doesn't the shake shack at the the corner of uh make more than that this park
is not ready for people i i think it's ready for people we're having our first fight and we only
have three million dollars left right to finish the park i mean it's pretty it's pretty finished
yeah i'd say that look says everything in jurassic world evolution
i don't know what four is cat cat cat cut scott cat
cat cat so you're saying cat but with like a cop cat cop fantastique it's the cat that
was the problem yeah yeah you got stuck on the top we have got two parasol philosophies
that always uses the umbrella to keep out of the sun yes i've heard of the
long extinct long long thought extinct para para sola thesaurus oh the bumbershoot asaurus
who hired you now dr ian malcolm from the ashes of disaster which means you think you
can do so again when did he and malcolm become german i i like this new idea of german maybe
i'll go back and loop all the movies and make him german life finds the way life
finds a way i probably shouldn't do that i'm probably insulting
some somebody i'm sorry i apologize they like ground nut apparently
what'd you call me true or false i did a series one time called 10-speed and ground nut true
no i you know what it was 50 50 shot i went with it
i figured no you might as well grounded ten speed and brown shoe not ground nut i was half right
well no you were all wrong would you like to see me with a big staff like uh a big walking stick
or a staff i not only would i love that i think everyone on the internet and i'm gonna dare i
say the world would love if you had sort of a prop that you always carried with you i'd love a step
i'd love a step this is the kind of fun that you can be having as you're playing the game it's a
kind of a social lubricant i mean we we got one and a half stars that's pretty good i i don't like
it one and a half stars i don't think i've ever been in any associated with anything in my life
that's gotten to one and a half stars out of five no that's not true i have we're going bankrupt
well that's good news here sing with me in jurassic park in jurassic park scary in the dark
scary oh dark i'm so scared that i'll be eaten i'm so scared that i'll be
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