Who makes you laugh Simon Cowell
That's funny, okay. Well look Oh Joe, you know the show three minutes please stop it. Thank you very much
Very
So ladies and gentlemen, I'm a new dad for the first time
But all I want to do is be better than my dad, right? My dad had no patience, right?
Me and my best friend Michael Murphy after school every day. We'd play football on the estate
I had the parent who would ruin that game by calling me inside for something. I didn't think was necessary
All you would hear cuz I got African parents and I might have new shot like Cujo come here
Now Mike who always had confrontation with my dad it was a coach coach college was going on might
Close, you're a big man. You're 11
You go in there you enough shit off now ladies and gentlemen, there was a little part of me that believed in Michaels spirit
But then I remembered he don't live in my house
So I turned to my dad I said dad. What's up go to the store and get smear I be now
Ladies and gentlemen, this is all I said dad
Car you gave yourself
It was 1:00 p.m. But you got dog Rupali the pigeons weren't even flying anymore. They came down to warm me
Ladies and gentleman, I don't have any jokes I got problems. Have you ever been to a bank right?
Cuz I'm not really happy with the customer services that we get our banks nowadays, right?
Have you ever gone into a bank? You've seen four available windows four?
But there's only one person working
Then they get the woman that works there who walks past the queue and says, don't worry. She won't be long don't help
You get to the cashier because it's your turn right they've now given the cashiers microphones
Yeah, so everybody can hear your financial situation
I'm right here. I can hear you. Right and I'm already embarrassing about the amount that I need
So I was discreet right? I was like
Can I get one pound fifty please
They weren't enough for her she had to talk into the mic and get into my business sorry, sir
You need a pound to keep the account open
Why are you shouting I
Told you I needed the rest of what was in my account. So I said to her please. Can I get that fifty pence?
She said to me, how do you want man? I was like in silence
Our song frustrated that I rushed out of the bank
I rushed out to be greeted by the most creative homeless person I have ever met
He rushed up to me said look mate. I know you're in a rush
But can I please get 20 pence to get something to eat? Ladies and gentleman?
I looked at him and said, you know where to eat with 20 vents. I
Said I'm coming with you
For the both of us
When you wind up bro train, you ain't got no money there's certain things that you can't enjoy like a cab driver
You can't enjoy a black cab ride. You can't enjoy it, right?
I went into a black have recently me and my mate we jumped in he was getting comfortable clearly
He's got more money than me. He was looking outside the window
Talking to the driver. He fell asleep
Ladies and gentlemen when you ain't got no money you only look at one thing as their meter
The experience in the black cap is the most awful thing ever they charge you before you even speak to the driver
You step in 250. Hold on a minute
You sit down free pound. Hey
Let's discuss this
ladies and gentlemen
it's got to a point where I don't even have a
Destination when I get into a black cab when a driver says wait you want to go I say take me to five pound
My name's Poggio. Thank you very much
Kojo when you came on I loved hearing about how you've grafted how you've honed your act how you've now got your little family
Yeah, and the actress got better and better and then by the end you were like, yeah, I'd pay money to see this man
Congratulations so much
I've always respected you my respect level fuse just gone way out there, my friend
Thank you very much thank you
Well, you know when someone's really funny there is nothing much to say other than you are brilliantly funny. You made everyone laugh
You've kind of got all bases covered as a comedian. You're brilliantly likable. You've got fantastic observational routines. I think you did yourself really proud
Oh Joe
What was my amazing was I felt that you were nervous then I could see
The audience wrapped in you and you reacting to them
But I'm gonna be honest with you cuz you I don't really like comedians on this show
But I love you
I really got
You are so funny and so unpredictable you just have the most amazing energy
It's the Greg you'd be waiting for thank you, so I could not be happy if you enjoy this