You know who the loudest Loud is,
but who's the exact opposite?
I'm trying to write here.
It's time to find out
which Loud can silence their way to victory.
First up, it's Lisa verses Lan.
Lisa always make sure
she's in a quiet place to do research.
You want to stay there? But I-I don't understand, honey,
what's wrong with working from home?
[screaming]
[screaming, chattering]
It has its distractions.
But Lana's pretty wild.
She's not too focused on keeping quiet.
[roaring]
Cheese and rice!
[screaming]
Oh!
[roaring]
They're never gonna believe me.
I'm outta here!
It's a landslide for Lisa. She beats out Lana.
Next up, it's Luan versus Luna.
Which is louder, Luna's music or Luan's laugh?
In 1973, Congress past the endangered...
[trumpet playing]
Luna, I'm trying to speak here.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side to run away from the cook!
To prove he's no chicken!
[laughing]
[laughing, screaming]
[panting]
Sweet comic relief.
[buzzing]
It was really close, but Luna just edges out Luan.
She's moving on.
Next up, it's Lucy versus Lily.
Even though she's just a toddler,
Lily can be quite noisy.
[grunting]
[growling]
[gasping]
Lily, how did you get out of your crib?
Snack!
No, no, it's not snack time, sweetie. It's time to--
Snack now!
[grunting]
What is going on with her?
She's supposed to be the sweet one.
- We heard that! - Not cool, Mom.
- Oh, come on. - Sorry, kids. Love you.
[screaming]
Snack! Now!
Lucy, on the other hand,
none of her siblings can even hear her coming.
Thanks for the ride to the cemetery.
I finished your poem for your ten week-iversary.
Ugh.
Hey, Lola, you want to check out volume one
of the greatest romance of all time?
Which shad of black do you think is better for the reading,
eternal sadness or vacant tomb?
He pulled back the curtain
with a shaking hand and saw--
- Hi, Mom. - Uh! I mean, hi, sweetie.
Lucy is definitely more low key than Lily,
so she moves on to the next round.
Up next, it's Lincoln versus Lola.
Lincoln does like to keep the peace and quiet
when he reads his comics.
Noise...
[chattering, music playing]
...be gone.
[chiming]
[birds chirping]
Goodbye pesky, noisy sisters.
Hello, me time.
[birds chirping]
Whatever you say, sis!
Lola wasn't very quiet when she found out
what Lincoln was actually doin.
Lincoln. [screaming]
Don't forget you promised to do that thing
for me by three o'clock today!
Huh?
You didn't forget, did you?
[chuckles] Of course I didn't forget, Lola.
Good. Because you wouldn't want to make me mad!
[door slamming]
Lincoln! It's three o'clock!
You failed me!
You know what happens when you make Lola mad!
I think it's obvious Lincoln won that bracket.
He's moving on to the next round.
All right. Time for the semifinal matchups.
First up, it's Lisa verses Luna.
Now, two can--
Yo, Brainbox, I'm playing a gig at Sunset Canyon tonight.
And I need to make sure the oldies can hear me.
Can you measure my decibel level?
Not right now!
I think you should be fine.
Which is more than I can say for my beaker collection.
I'm so sorry.
It's not easy being a research scientist
in a household populated by uncouth, disorderly siblings.
Well, that was a no-brainer. Lisa advances to the finals.
In the second match of the semis,
we have Lincoln versus Lucy.
What are you doing?
[unintelligible]
Oh, hey, Lucy.
I have to tell you... [screaming]
about this dream I had last night.
- It's empty. - Phew.
That wasn't so bad.
I knew you could do it.
[screaming]
Close call but this one goes to Lucy.
She moves on to the final roun.
All right, this is it.
Who is the quietest Loud, Lucy or Lisa?
[humming]
So you can't help spilling your chemicals on my stuff?
Gall of goat, slips of yew, turn clumsy fingers into glue.
Oopsie. Hmm, that's atypical.
[laughing]
Of course, now I have to tinkle.
Round about the bedrooms go,
on their pillows, spell dust throw.
By sunrise, they will have no choice
but to listen to my voice.
Hey, guys.
[silence]
Yes.
Now everything is gonna change around here.
Next item of business, repainting the bathroom,
all opposed to black say nay.
[silence]
No one? Black it is.
Num, num, num.
I can't believe no one else wanted this.
[owl hooting]
Griselda, you're back.
I see you've come to your senses.
No, I just found out I'm allergic to wolf hair.
Thank you, Great Grandma Harriet. Today was awesome.
And it's all thanks to your book of spells.
Okay. So, technically, Lucy was louder
than her siblings here
but she put the entire Loud house on mute
just for some peace and quiet.
So that makes her the quietest Loud.
Make sure to tune in next time
to catch some more Loud House right here on Nick.