- All right, now, this is something
I know many people been looking forward to all year,
the results of our annual beloved tradition,
the Halloween candy YouTube Challenge.
This is the ninth time we've done it.
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I'm told that many of the disappointed
kids from the first time we did it in 2011
have now blossomed to become fully
grown disappointed adults.
And I want to say something to those
out there who think I do this because I
enjoy being mean to kids.
That is not-- I love kids.
Not only do I love kids, I have written
and illustrated a children's book
called "The Serious Goose."
Now, this is not a joke.
It comes out December 3rd.
It's available for preorder now.
And all the money I make from it goes to Children's Hospitals
here in LA and around--
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--the United States.
So buy this.
It looks like this, "The Serious Goose."
And remember that for the next five minutes as we endure
the tears of disappointed children in this year's edition
of "Hey, Jimmy Kimmel, I Told My Kids
I Ate All Their Halloween Candy."
MAN 1: We ate all your Halloween candy.
[SOBBING]
MAN 1: I'm sorry.
Is it OK?
No!
Not at all!
MAN 1: Guess what? WOMAN 1: Guess what?
MAN 1: We were just joking.
[SCREAM]
That's the worst Halloween I ever had because
of you dumb, stupid mans!
WOMAN 2: Mama was just too hungry.
[CRYING]
WOMAN 3: I ate all your candy.
I'm going to go the police.
[LAUGHTER]
[SCREAM]
[CRYING]
Why?
We hate you!
We don't want to live with you anymore!
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Oh!
Oh, my god!
Why you ate it again?
WOMAN 4: I ate it all.
Why?
WOMAN 4: I ate it all because I was hungry.
Ah! Ah!
WOMAN 4: I'm joking! I'm joking!
What did you do with my candy right there?
WOMAN 4: I don't even know what you're saying.
[LAUGH]
[INAUDIBLE]
WOMAN 5: Mommy and Daddy ate all of your Halloween candy.
Is that OK?
[SCREAM]
[LAUGHTER]
WOMAN 6: We ate all of your candy.
Will you forgive me?
Yes, but don't do it again.
It'll make you very sick.
And you will have to poop all that out.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm telling on you, really.
JULIANNA: It's not fair!
WOMAN 7: Julianna!
That's so rude of you.
Tomorrow, I'm going eat your stuff!
For real.
JULIANNA: [INAUDIBLE]
And I'm not getting you no goodies.
Just boppy.
That's so rude of you.
WOMAN 7: But I was so hungry.
Well, you got to eat some vegetables, not candy!
JULIANNA: Darn it!
Go! Now!
Go!
Eat some vegetables!
See?
You're making her [INAUDIBLE] Say sorry.
MAN 2: Last night, I got hungry and I ate
all of your Halloween candy.
Oh!
MAN 2: Agh!
WOMAN 8: You're happy that your candy is not gone?
A little bit.
But I love you more than candy.
WOMAN 8: Oh.
Can I have my bucket?
WOMAN 9: You just want the empty bucket?
Oh.
You don't eat people's candy!
WOMAN 10: OK, I'm really, really sorry.
You just made me mad.
You made me really mad, Mommy.
WOMAN 10: I said I'm sorry.
It's OK.
WOMAN 10: OK, well, thank you.
I love you.
I love you, too.
Ah!
WOMAN 11: Mackenzie, Jimmy Kimmel told me to do it.
Ah!
No thank you.
WOMAN 12: Jimmy Kimmel told me to trick you.
KID: Who's that?
It's Jimmy Pickle.
Don't get mad at Mom.
It's just Jimmy Pickle.
That's his fault.
If I ever seen Jim--
Jimmy Kimmel, I would punch him in the face.
WOMAN 13: Why?
He deserves it.
WOMAN 13: What if I do it again tonight?
I'm going to punch him in the wiener.
[LAUGHTER]
[INAUDIBLE] my candy.
When I [INAUDIBLE]
WOMAN 14: You have a mouth full of candy right now.
And you're crying about more candy.
I'm going [INAUDIBLE]
WOMAN 14: Stop, wait, chew what's in your mouth.
They don't understand you.
[LAUGHTER]
And now what?
I ate all of it.
It's all gone.
He ate it all.
WOMAN 15: How's it make you feel?
[INAUDIBLE]
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He said "chocolate," "chocolate," OK?
All right.
Well, sorry, kids.
And thanks to all the parents who participated,
especially those who recorded their videos horizontally.
We really appreciate it here on television.