- Recording, on, video.
Oh, welcome back, Mom.
- Hello. - Hello.
- What's this video about again?
- My mom was worried before-- - Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
- Oh, I shouldn't tell them?
- No. - Oh, everything is great.
She's just not worried at all.
Can you see grandma in the back?
Wait turn, lean this way.
Hi Grandma! - Hi.
- This is my grandma, everybody.
- Hi, guys.
So what else do you want me to do?
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- Shall we?
- Yep, let's start this show.
What's this about?
(laughing)
- I'll tell you, I'll tell you.
You know my intro, right?
Hey, guys!
(coughs) - Hello.
You nailed it, that's exactly it.
I'm sure that you guys have seen this video going around
the Internet recently, the assumptions video.
- No, I haven't.
- Well, I assumed wrong then, didn't I?
- Okay, okay.
- You guys submit your assumptions about me,
so things that you assume to be true,
but you don't actually know.
Like, I've never actually told you whether or not
they're true, but you assume that they are.
And then generally I would just sit here and tell you
whether or not those assumptions are true.
That's kind of like the video that's going around.
- So, people are gonna say things that they assume
are true about you?
- Yes. - Oh, okay.
And why am I here?
(laughing)
- For the twist.
I thought it would be fun and different and interesting
to bring my mom on here and my family in general
and have you react to the assumptions,
rather than me react to them.
- Oh, okay.
- You guys submitted so many.
I asked you guys on Instagram, on my Instagram stories,
to submit this, so if you're not following me
on Instagram already, @missfenderr with two Rs.
How many times do I have to tell you?
- Come on, you guys. - Thanks, mom.
Should I read them to you?
Do you want to look at some of them?
- I don't have my glasses on, I can't really see them.
(laughing)
I want my nice glasses.
(laughing)
- Oh, you put your pink pants on!
Ow, ow!
- I don't know, I just like these better on me.
- Very nice.
Very dirty, but very nice.
(laughing)
So, you read whatever one you want.
- You're a horrible sharer.
- Oh, that's from Willow.
- Are you a horrible sharer?
- Food, I'm not good, I don't--
- Oh, sharing your food.
Yes, no, don't touch Alayna's food.
That would be absolutely true.
All your family fully accepted you coming out.
Yeah, that's a good assumption.
Yeah, that's true. - Yeah, I'd say that's true.
- All the ones that count anyways.
♪ Ba-da-da-da-da ♪
♪ It's the mother fuckin' D-O double G ♪
- Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow!
- You have a cat tail?
- Is that from Kristen?
Are you just picking the ones from the people we know?
- No, I didn't even know that was from Kristen.
- Yeah, that was from Kristen.
- You have a cat tail?
- No.
(bleeps)
- Mom. - Oh, that's too much?
(laughing)
- I can't believe you just said that.
- I don't think it's a big deal.
I assume you have a major beef with astrology.
(laughing)
- Syd, come here!
Do you know what astrology is?
- Well, yeah, like the--
- No.
- I assume you have a major beef with astrology.
(laughing)
- [Sydney] Yeah, you hate it.
She hates it.
- True, sorry guys.
- But you like tarot cards.
- Yes, I do, yes, I do.
Doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
- You find women with tree names, oh, that's from Willow.
- Willow again, Mom.
- You are generally a kind person to everyone you meet.
I would say, yes, you are totally very kind.
Thank you, I try.
This is my cousin, Sydney.
This is her T-shirt.
- Oh, Grandma's here.
- What?
- You've never had a girlfriend.
- Oh.
No, I guess not.
Not really.
- Well, aren't we all your girlfriends?
(laughing)
- Uh-huh, I've had lots and lots of girlfriends.
- Yeah, we're all girlfriends.
- Not technically, no.
- Like, hey girlfriend.
- Exactly, yep, moving on.
Syd, you want to pick one?
- These are really dirty.
- Yeah.
- Some of these are so funny.
- Well, read them.
- PG-13.
- Well, yeah, we need it for the click bait.
- Oh, okay.
- [Dad] Hey, girls, what's happening?
- Oh, hi Papa!
- Oh, here he is.
(Dad sighs)
(laughing)
- Well, both your parents are here so I'll read,
you were an energetic child.
- [Dad] Me?
That's what my dad always used to say.
- Someone will be hungry.
(laughing)
- Very curious and always very like,
always want to learn more about stuff.
That you'd call energetic?
- Upbeat. - Upbeat, yeah.
You were a great kid.
- Okay, shucks, thanks guys.
Let's get some more juicy ones.
- Okay, okay.
- Hit us with a juicy one.
- You weren't a party girl in high school/college.
- I went through a phase.
That's one of the first ones that's wrong.
- Her mom made her.
- Yeah, you see the likeness between the two of us?
(laughing)
- [Dad] You were an energetic child.
(laughing)
These are all just statements.
You had a lovely childhood growing up.
- They're assumptions.
People are assuming.
- Never assume, 'cause you know what that happens.
My dad always said, "Makes an ass out of you and me."
- Then you get, people could be hungry.
You are like literally dripping sweat.
- It's happy hour.
- Okay.
- What did she say?
- Floor is almost soaked already.
(laughing)
- We have a peanut gallery just behind this wall.
- You always have great hair.
Except for the bang.
- Yeah, my dad didn't like the bangs.
- If you want to race to the comments below,
if you didn't either, it's okay.
Now that's she got rid of them.
- Too bad. - This is very cute.
- Whoever said you like the bangs, by the way, shame on you.
(laughing)
- So much for a happy childhood.
- You have your life together.
- Yeah.
- Together with what, with who?
Here's one a parent would never read.
- You love using sex toys.
- And cut!
(laughing) And cut!
Okay, Mom, you pick.
You go back to picking, them.
That you're an ENFJ.
- INFP.
- Hell, I'm a GPQ2.
Asterisk.
- What does that mean, ENFJ?
- LMAO.
- You're a top in W/W relationships.
- Ooh.
- You're a top in woman/woman relationships.
You're a top, a top?
- Yeah, just say it a few more times.
- You're on top?
(laughing)
You're a top, I don't get it.
- I'm out.
- Stop saying that!
- Do you wanna confirm or?
- I assume that your relationship has never had issues.
Well, that's impossible, every relationship has issues.
- What?
- No, we had issues in the beginning
when we were very young, now things are very good.
- Oh, okay. - Very good.
- Very good. - Very good.
- Ay, Grandma?
- Awesome.
- [Grandma] In regards to what?
(laughing)
- You've always been peppy?
Yeah, you had a rabbit. - Energetic.
- Yeah, she had a rabbit named Peppy.
- Persistent. - No, I didn't.
- Your favorite animal is a cat.
Well, that's a very good assumption.
- Good one. - That's genius.
- Low risk there, we went in.
- You don't drink anything but coffee, ever.
No, that's a bad assumption.
- False, I drink so much water.
(bottles clink) - Cheers.
- Just water and coffee.
- That's my girl.
- That you're a really amazing person.
- Okay, stop reading those ones.
Let's find some juicy ones.
- Breanne and you are actively married
and have lots of children and cats together.
- But who's the top?
- I assume you are an awesome person just like how,
okay, I don't know.
You're P cool.
(laughing)
- I think they meant V, very cool.
- Well, let's not assume.
- The V and the P aren't even close to each other.
(laughing)
- V and a P together.
- Dad!
Okay, Dad, we're gonna get demonetized!
- You like calling Dallas daddy, but he doesn't like it.
- Mother!
No, false.
- Okay, yeah that's wrong.
- He loves it. - Wrong.
- Would that make him a P daddy?
- You have a little crush on Willow.
- False, Willow has a little crush on me.
- If Willow's a W and Alayna's an A.
- It would be a W/A relationship.
- Hey, that's awesome. - But who's the top?
- You were a theater kid in high school?
Yep, yep, she was. - True.
- Lot's of improv.
- You're a workaholic.
Yep, yep, she is.
She works way too much, but she's getting better.
- You want two to three kids in the future.
- Oh, two to three.
You're gonna have to save up,
'cause right now they can barely have one bedroom.
(laughing)
- Thanks, Mom.
- Not that, that matters.
That shouldn't be a reason
to not have two or three kids, sorry.
You can have as many as you want.
- Thanks, Mom.
This is fun, I'll just sit back and let you talk.
(chair squeaks)
- That's the, no, that's clearly the chair.
You picked on your younger sister.
- No.
- I don't think so. - No, I never did.
Denay and I would play Bratz dolls and Barbies
for hours and hours and hours.
- Yeah, she played very well with her sister.
Lots of crafts, and Barbies, and Bratz dolls.
- Yeah, exactly what I just said.
- Yeah, okay, all those things.
That you are super fun to hang out with.
- Okay. - Okay, we did that one.
- We did enough of these nice ones.
- That you like girls as much as you like guys.
- True.
- That you love living in Vancouver
but wish you could transport your family there, too.
- [Mom And Alayna] Aw!
- Yeah, that's probably true.
Yeah, I would hope that's true.
- It is true. - Yeah.
You don't like chocolate mint ice cream.
What?
Ice creamily?
- I love you.
- I-L-Y.
Ice creamily?
- I don't know all these acronyms.
(laughing)
- I don't even know the word acronym.
Correct, I don't like chocolate and I don't like ice cream.
- You say dad jokes more than your dad does.
- I try.
I aspire.
- You see legitimacy in being anti-vaxx/you are anti-vax.
- Absolutely not.
- What is that?
- Like, people who don't vaccinate their kids.
- Oh, vax!
(laughing)
- No, no, absolutely not.
- No, you need to vaccinate.
- Pro-vaxx!
- You love potato chips too much.
- Mm-hmm.
- You, your mom's sister, and cousin are all clones.
- You guys decide.
- You love Pinterest.
- No. - You know Pinterest?
- Oh my word, Alayna.
Of course I know Pinterest.
- Oh my word.
Oh my word, ily.
- But you would not be a Pinterest person.
I'm not a Pinterest person, every once in a while
I go on Pinterest.
Let's not, delete this video.
(laughing)
- It has great ideas, but I don't know,
it seems like a work always to be on Pinterest.
(laughing)
You're super smart and going to do
even more amazing things in the mental health community.
- Okay. - Yes, she is.
She totally is. - For the 7,000th time.
I appreciate the compliments--
- I got this.
You don't see a point in marriage.
- You used to, I think, not see a point in marriage,
but as you've gotten a little bit older,
you're thinking maybe it's not such a bad thing.
- Yeah, I really didn't see the point for a long time,
but that's because everybody was always trying to push it.
Everyone was like, oh, you and Dallas have been together
for so long, like when's the time?
When's the time?
So then it was like--
- But it never stops because once you get married,
then it's, oh, when are you gonna have babies?
Then you have one baby.
Oh, when are you having two babies?
It just never stops. (laughing)
- Okay, then what happens then once you're married
and have babies?
Everyone just leaves you alone?
- Yeah, I think so.
- Phew, yes, Dallas, let's get on it.
- Then you're done.
- Do you want an absolute savage one?
- Yes.
- You're judgemental and preachy
but hide it due to the image you've built for yourself.
- Ooh!
- I don't think you're preachy.
- I think that I have opinions
and I stand by those opinions.
- I wouldn't say you're judgemental.
- It's probably tough 'cause I'm sitting right here.
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(laughing)
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- It's not this.
- Oh, yeah.
- This person assumes you are pretty kinky.
(laughing)
- I'm like, I don't know how to answer that.
- No, you don't have to.
No, no, not really.
Not my cup of tea.
(laughing)
- Well, if you have a T and an A.
- Dad!
I think that's it. (Mom smooching)
Okay, we have to, like, say goodbye,
we can't just abruptly end it.
- Okay, goodbye.
- That's it for this video.
Thank you so much for watching.
Thank you so much for sending in your assumptions.
- Don't you do the thumbs up?
(laughing)
- She's like ready.
Give this video a thumbs up if you enjoyed it.
Leave a comment down below,
whether or not you think Syd is part of the--
(chair squeaks)
- Ooh, the cloning.
- This is this chair, honestly.
- Can your grandma watch Let's Make A Deal, now?
- Yes, yes she can.
Okay, thanks you guys.
I love you so much and I will see you in the next one.
Bye!
- All right, Grandma. - Bye!
- There's this meme, I'm gonna do this edit,
I'll show you after.
Whenever someone says something really badass,
it'll freeze and it'll go, ba-da-da-da-da,
and then these sunglasses come down and go on their face,
like ba-da-da-da-da.
I'm gonna do that.
Editing Alayna, do that.