- (React) Today, we're gonna take a look
at people who suck at their jobs.
- Oh-ho! Am I gonna be on here?
- Oh, god. - Oh, no. Is she asleep?
Is she texting? - Did he fall asleep?
- Oh, no. Oh, no! - (laughs)
- I think that might come out of your check.
- That's more than just sucking
at your job. - Could you imagine?
I would have the worst anxiety attack of my life.
- Ah! That would be so painful. Also, I always forget
that I don't need to yell. As soon as I put the headphones on,
I'm like, "OH MY GOD! WOW! CAN YOU GUYS HEAR THAT?"
- I would-- I think I would leave. I would watch it all happen,
and I think I would just turn around and walk out.
- There's no way you're not getting fired
after that anyway, so I would just leave.
- I have the worst secondhand embarrassment
in the world. And like, I wanna cry for him.
- Oh! - (gasps)
- You had one job. One job. - Wow. (laughs)
- There's now way they didn't do that on purpose.
- And on a Filet-O-Fish? How dare they?
- How does that happen? - You didn't say
where you want the cheese. (clicks tongue) I put it on there.
That's my job. - Let's be real here.
Those employees go through a lot. I'm sure this employee had a day.
They were either overworked or didn't wanna be there
or had a vendetta against a customer,
and they said, "Cheese on the outside,
meat on the in." - "Great"-- (laughs)
- Ohhh, hmm... - "Great value, 100 spoons."
Ohhhh. This looks like a 99 cent store strip.
- They're talking on the phone like, "I have the easiest job ever.
This job is, like, mindless." (laughs) It's like, "I gotta go."
- (Sharon and React laugh) - (reporter) ...in Omsk
are pretty cheesed off after pictures of a party
at a local dairy factory... - Cheesed off?
- (reporter) ...emerged online. Take a look at this.
Causing the most offense was this snap of a group
of young men taking a bath
in a milk processing tank. - Ew. Ew!
Ew! - (reporter) Cheese lovers, well,
they were also horrified to find... - EW!
- That is so gross. - (reporter) ...thanks to
more pictures showing half-naked workers
using their bare hands and dirty... - Shut up.
- (reporter) ...to make stringy cheese.
- Oh! - (gags)
Man juices! Oh, god! - I'm assuming
they don't work there anymore, 'cause that is so disgusting.
- I highly recommend you don't do that.
Very unhygienic. Very (gags)
Honestly, at first, I thought it was kinda hot.
I wanted to join them. It looked like fun.
I was like, "Oh, these boys work at a beer factory.
They're in beer," 'cause if it's beer,
it's fine, 'cause it's alcohol. - I don't wanna think
about the possibility out there that there's somebody
eating that man cheese right now. - (React) Would you say it made you
lactose intolerant? - Absolutely. Absolutely.
You know, even more so than I was already.
- What-- ohhh! - (gasps)
Oh my-- (laughs) How did that happen?!
- That's the thing with some of these. It's like, how does that even happen?
You have to go out of your way. - Why did you build over the ladder?
- At one point did someone just go, "You know what?
Just carry on, man. Just carry on."
- It's giving me hardware, hard hat, lots of sweat,
lots of hair, beers on the job, other substances on the job
to get the job done faster. And the employer knows
that they're doing it, but he'll never bring it up,
'cause he wants the job done fast and right.
But then, once you move into the house,
there's things missing or it's coming off
and you need him to come back and repair all of those things.
- Maybe it's like a show piece. Look at this ladder that goes
into the ceiling. - That ladder's in an attic.
And the people are-- they're like, "They'll never know.
They're never gonna know.
until they have to get their roof redone.
And this is tile, so we got a good 30 years."
- "Gluten free chocolate chip cookie.
This product contains"-- (laughs)
- I don't even understand how that one's possible.
- There are less than 10 words on this wrapper,
yet they're the most conflicting words.
- If you consume that, that's on you,
'cause it's like, "Hey, I know we said it's gluten free,
but we also said it's not. So, that's on you."
- "Gluten free chocolate chip. Contains gluten."
- (React chuckles) - Send.
Print, print. (laughs) - (React) Stick on.
- Stick on. St-- how many did they stick on?!
- This is like...
"Can you send Barbara in please? Thanks. No, no, no, no.
Just have her bring her purse." (laughs)
- (laughs) "Scohol."
- Ska-hole. Ska-hoe-el. - Someone really, like,
[censored] and said, "Mmm, it's fine."
- Whoever paid for that needs to go back to school.
(rim shot) - But were they wrong?
We're assuming that they're trying to say "school."
How do know there's not a scohol above?
- (React chuckles) - Scohol up ahead. Slow down.
There's a scohol. - (React) Or speed up.
- Or speed up! We don't really know.
- They had one job, and they messed it up.
And sometimes, I feel like this happens to meee...
never once in my life ever.
- (React) Okay, backstory for this one.
- Okay. - (React) This is
an apartment complex. They had just a tiny little leak
under their sink, so they called the plumber.
- How did you--
- Coming out-- oh my god! - That's terrible.
- Don't you normally shut off the water when you do plumbing?
- Just turn the water off, you idiot! - Your backup's here.
I'ma vacuum the water. He just leaves!
He just lea-- (laughs) - (laughs) You mean...
- Everyone knows you turn off the water
before you do anything with pipes that have water in it.
- (as plumber) You know what? I'll Hoover it up.
I think we should be all right. We just-- water's gonna run out
at some time, but I've got the Hoover out,
and you know, we'll get 'er done. - "Speed bumps ahead
when children are present." - Ah. Okay.
- I like it! (laughs) - That is fair.
You know, those will slow you down. - You're just driving.
Du-dunk. You're just looking... Which kid was that?
- Children, beware. This is what happens
when ya piss us off! - (React) You become a speed bump.
- You become a speed bump.
- Oh, don't. No. Mm-mm. - What-- what is he doing?
- I don't understand how he's helping this.
- (cameraman) No, no, no, no, no, no.
- "No, no, no, no!" I told you.
- Wait, I'm confused what he's doing. - What are they trying to do?
- Are they fixing a pipe or destroying a pipe?
- Yeah, I don't think you're fixing anything, sir.
- (gasps) - (cameraman screams)
- Oh! - Oh!
- (cameraman screams)
- He just burst that whole frickin' pipe.
- That's terrifying. That's terrifying.
What if, when he hit it, it finally exploded
and then whatever item he was using came and (clicks tongue)
hit him in the face and then he was just floating
in the water with his eyeball gone, and then he slowly just rose up
on the top of the water stream? - You know, look,
I am not skilled in that field. However... (chuckles)
I kind of feel like there's a little bit
of a common sense thing, and maybe you don't pound
the [censored] out of a pipe that's filled with water.
- Like, it happens. Those kind of construction things...
let that one slide. They're okay.
- Does he get out? - (React) He's right there.
- Oh. - (React) He does get out.
Yes. - Oh. Well...
I like my version better. - (React) I do too.
Can you think of a time when you were really bad
in the job that you were doing? - Oh. Um...
I can't really think of it, no. I've had a lot of crazy jobs,
but I've definitely always tried my hardest,
and I've never been fired from a job.
Maybe just loosely let go.
- Thanks for not sucking at watching this video.
- You know what doesn't suck? Subscribing to this channel.
- Thanks for watching. Bye! - Thanks for watching! Hello!
Oh, I meant goodbye. Sorry. I really suck at this.
- (React claps)