Ah no, no, no, this is the worst one
Wassup guys today, we're going to be doing one of these hardest would you rather ever these are life-changing questions
Let's get started
what's your other smell like poop and not know it or
Constantly be smelling poop that no one else can smell well nobody's gonna like me if I smell like poop and I don't smell it
At the time I'm already smelling poop that no one else can smell because you know my dogs
They're right there sometimes they poop or pee in their playpen, and then I smell poop all day go
So
To be courteous of everyone. I know I would rather smell the poop
I'll take the hit so I don't want people to smell me and be smelling like poop
Yeah
82% agree with me would you rather eat only?
Roadkill for the rest of your life or have everyone else in the world sound like Gilbert Gottfried
the erotic best-selling novel read by Gilbert
Gottfried and my nipples pucker at his touch. Oh sure. This is hot.
I kinda like his voice. I'm not gonna be enough Roadkill well
I got a killer animal every time I want to eat. I have no choice in this matter
There's a lot of road kill rabbits where I live actually sorry
We're gonna have rabbit meat the rest of my life or everybody can sound like gilbert
Yeah, alright
Again 80% agree with me. Oh these are my questions that people asked me that I always tried to avoid
Hot taste buds on your butthole or poop through your mouth
So every time you take it number, two
you taste it every time you fart you taste it or you can poop through your mouth like
do me
sorry, I
I got it. I got it
Mean at least you're not have to worry about sitting on a toilet seat anymore
You don't have to worry about taking off your pants
It kind of just comes out
By me through my mouth you're going to be tasting it either way you taste it on yours through your butt or your taste to
Get through your mouth
you know what I don't want to be able to taste the fart, so
I'm gonna actually poop through my mouth. I'm going to be brushing my teeth a lot but
Oh My God, it's sweet moment. It's just like vomit guys
Oh, I was the 11% because y'all haven't thought that one through I sat here
I took with time to think it through
so you know the answer would you rather always have to say everything on your mind or never able to speak again
AGRH!
Okay, I want to be able to speak. I basically always speak everything on my mind like anytime
I have something to say I usually say it. I'm gonna say everything
I just got to be careful who I'm around you know like take a second to imagine
It's like I'm talking to somebody right now somebody
I just met and they got a nasty ass pimple like like not not a regular pimple. I'm talking about the one
That's about ready to explode. You just gonna a nudge it once and then it'll come spilling out the good shit
My friend would always keep those on her face in high school. I'm like girl. We could go to the bathroom right now
Oh, we'll pop that shit for you. I don't care. It's just I can't stand
To see people to have the white stuff about ready to come out all you got to do is is
Done is over. It gone.
I cannot have a pimple and not pop it. It's impossible. What was the question again? I kinda of went on. I change it.
I'm gonna do the question but I just saying like
Let all we have to say that I'll be like excuse me can I pop your pimple for you?
Please and instead of thinking it I would say it
And then they get offended and not want to be my friend would you rather be issue for the rest of your life or be?
Sticky for the rest of your life. I hate
Being sticky I want to die whenever my hands are sticky whenever my and anything is sticky
I I can't stand the feeling I'm gonna go with itchy I'm pretty itchy usually so all right we would
54% oh no, no, no, no it just keeps getting worse and worse
Would you rather either either. Eat a bowl of vomit or lick a hobo's foot?
Lucky it was a burp. I'm gonna take the hobo's foot
Because that's just the lick I am not eating and whose vomit is it? Has ya'll seen vomit?
Have y'all smelled it? That's not something you want to put back in your body. Have you guys ever threw up McDonald's?
Let me tell you I throw up McDonald's fries ones
And now I never want to have fries ever again like it ruins food for you
And just imagine putting that back into your body no no no no. Thank you. No. Thank you, sir
I'm going to take the homeless. Oh 93 percent a million people rather take the hobb's foot. Hell
yeah, these will only ever be done, and you only have to ever make this choice
If someone is pointing a gun at your head or pointing a gun at your family's head otherwise
This is this this should all never happen. Okay look I wanted to do.
Would you rather go through with a perpetual cold sore on your mouth or go through life with a booger hanging from your nose?
So a forever cold sore on your lip those are disgusting. I hate those whenever I see somebody with a cold sore
I'm gonna take the booger. Give me the booger. I don't like cold sores. I think there's they scare me. Oh
No, no, no, this is the worst one. This is the worst one yet
Everybody always used to ask me this I would always ignore
I would never answer this question
Would you rather watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life or join it once to stop it I?
Mean join in as in I'ma sit on the side of the bed and y'all can do your thing?
I'm good where I am y'all don't specify how to play a part in it
So I would join in at the foot of the bed, but I mean if I gotta
Be a part of it. Ah no thank you. I'll watch you guys the rest of my life
I mean after the first few times it won't be so bad, but
You think about it?
Yeah
You watch them every day who cares you'd be immune to that
You watch the nastiest video every day for the rest of your life?
You're gonna be immune immune to it by the end of the week
And then go bother you you could get through life like I've seen some shit
Because you will have but you're either smell like egg when you burp or have a green cloud appear when you fart, okay? Well
So there's no more silent farts no more covering my fart if I fart it's over everybody in the rooms gonna know I farted
Literally when I have to fart I go to the bathroom. I got hide that shit. Oh no, no, no, no, I hate egg burps
I hate them. I hate burps that tastes like food
They really bother me
the worst smelling thing to me in the world is a burp. like sausage will come to my face and burp in my face and
It is so disgusting I hate smelling burps. I would rather have the green cloud when I fart. Thank you. I'll take that
Yeah, I don't want the eggs smell when I burp oh no
No, no
would you rather have hiccups for the rest of your life or always feel like you have to sneeze but
Not be able to come on
This is just making my life a very unfortunate these severely affect the quality of life
I'm going to live so
I'll go with the the hiccups are funny, and it'll be like a conversation starter shit
My hiccups up literally sound like I'm dying. It's like
They'll just come out of nowhere
I'm not even exaggerating them would you rather only be able to listen Nickelback songs or
Reread all 56 pages of itunes terms and condition every day for the rest of your life y'all
I'm gonna be reading that like a bible. Just open that shit up I can skip through it, whoo-hoo
That's that make sure I read it
Okay, I mean Nickelback. Ain't the worst y'all make it seem like this is Justin Bieber ass
But ain't the worst I used to kind of like Nickelback eyes listen to some amd's with their music, and I know don't
Don't at me. Well the high school chill uh uh I would read read the okay. Yeah
Thank you. Would you rather look like a king but have no friends or family or be homeless with your friends and family I mean
Live like a king I'd rather live like a king and live alone
yeah, well my friends and family homeless, too I
Wouldn't wish that upon them. I would I want them to be homeless with me
So I'ma live with like like a king with no friends at family me and my dogs
Hello darkness my old friend
Hello darkness my old friend you thought why did you rather eat a potato and feel it's pain or be a potato. Oh
the life of a potato must be
I want to be a potato what if I swallow the potato hold like like a mini potato
I must swallow the potato hole. Oh eat a potato and feel this pain
I mean the life of the potatoes tell it simple you just come out of the dirt you get picked oh
I want to be made into mashed potatoes not fries not fries
I want to be mashed potatoes pretty to get boiled to death and then you get mashed. We are already dead
Would you rather have vaginas for ears or have penises for fingers?
Okay, everybody would see that at least I could like cover that shit like a girl. You don't know what's under here
I'm normal like the rest of y'all under the wind comes inside I
Mean all my friends and family would know so give me give me the vaginal ears
Would you rather have sex with a go and no one know or not have sex with a goat and everyone think you did I?
Would rather not have sex with a goat but everyone think you did that's already the life of a youtuber right there
It's like no, but you did this but everybody thinks hate me yeah, I guess I'm used to that though and into bestiality anyway
so oh
Yeah, 55% would rather have sex with the goal, and no one no
Okay, I rather not and everybody can just keep talking their shit, okay?
Would you rather pry up your thumbnail with the fork?
Or put a toothpick under your big toenail and kick a wall. I'll put it back under my big toe
and off you go long, I don't think it's physically possible for
Me to be able to like just pry this shit off with a fork myself. No, uh-uh no
It'll be much less. They're much much less damaged
People want to do it themselves
one of the got a fork
You're kidding me
You're telling me you can see here right now. Take a fork prior toenail. No no no I ain't bout that life
Would you rather know when you're gonna die or how you're gonna die?
I rather know when I'm gonna die because then I can I don't know go in a bomb shelter or something somebody says you're gonna
Die in a car crash, then I'm never going to want to like drive again
Or you're going to die on an airplane, and I'll never take an airplane again no
I live my life until the day I died then I got worried. Yeah that day that I'll just be like take me
I'm ready to go
Okay, I rather know how I'm going to die
Or when I'm gonna die I meant to do this one? Yes? That's right. No, I will not share my boat
No, I will not die in the comments would you rather look like shit, or look like shit? That's a tough one
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