(soft music)
- Good morning guys.
We just finished packing everything up,
and now we have to leave this hotel,
which is so sad because this is probably going to be
one of the best hotels that we stayed at.
And it's probably going to be one of the cheapest, too.
But it's time to leave.
We have everything packed up.
It's 11:00 AM and our next destination is
- [Max] Sault Ste Marie.
- [Yos] Sault Ste Marie.
- [Max] You ready, boy?
- No.
- Let's go.
Got a little Red Bull for the road.
- My T-shirt's so wrinkly.
Don't hate, I'm on vacation,
Why are you being so mean?
I'm going to do the tourist coat tie.
Do this.
- I'm going to try to not talk about my poop today,
but just letting you know, it's still bad in there.
I get that it's gross,
so if you're eating right now, I'm so sorry,
but think about not pooping for a week
and maybe have some compassion
for the sub power bottom twink.
(clears throat)
I mean, for my bowels.
Let's go.
First stop of our day is breakfast.
Even in the midst of my stomach cramps,
this meal was a gift from God.
Pancakes.
And for whatever reason,
this breakfast was especially delicious.
- [Max] Yummy, yum.
- Indoor dining was still closed here,
so we dined outside.
Breakfast in the parking lot.
- How fun.
- [Yos] Which everyone is used to by now, I'm sure.
But pre COVID if you ate out in the parking lot,
you were probably a stray cat.
(Max laughs)
- Breakfast food is the best food.
Over easy on toast, heaven on Earth.
- Was that not the best breakfast you've had in a minute?
- It was a pretty good breakfast.
- [Yos] So good.
- Iced caramel macchiato.
- [Yos] Thank you, what a sweet husband.
- [Max] I'm the best.
- [Yos] On our way to the next stop
we randomly saw a sign that said Big Coin.
So obviously we had to stop,
cause you know, I love a big co...
We randomly saw this place as you were exiting
the Sudbury city.
Why not stop? - [Max] Why not.
See that? It's right there.
- [Yos] What a big boy.
- I mean, just look at this majestic coin.
It's not the most shiny coin, but the size of it.
- [Max] Big Nickel, would Yos as a size comparison.
- [Yos] Whoever says size doesn't matter
obviously has never seen a big co-
(Yos coughs)
Coin.
So this place is also an asteroid crash site.
An ancient asteroid crash site.
No idea what that has to do with a giant nickel, but...
- I'm a shooting star!
So here's us jumping around the site.
You know us gays, we just love jumping around.
And then we continued on the road
for another couple of hours.
(thunder rumbles)
This was our first gloomy weather on our trip,
and it made the rest of the ride feel kind of somber.
We just got to our next stop
and we're staying at the Catalina motel.
And this is our motel.
This very quaint little motel.
- Quintessential motel.
- Is very cute, - [Max] Pet friendly.
- [Yos] The owners are really nice.
And here we are.
- When I think of a motel and a road trip,
this is the kind of place that I would think of.
So, we don't really have plans
for what we're going to do here in this town.
So I think we're just going to spend the rest of the day
inside.
And I'm just going to start working.
because even though this is a vacation,
we can't be hemorrhaging money everyday on our road trip.
and I'm the sugar daddy,
so I have to make the money.
- [Max] Shut up Yos.
- What's a quintessential motel activity?
I wonder if they have room service here.
Or are we going to go out for dinner?
- [Max] Yeah, we can go out.
- Where are we going to- what are we going to eat?
- [Max] Arby's.
- We're going to have Arby's?
Actually I love Arby's.
They have curly fries.
Arby's is often overlooked,
but their curly fries are bussin.
(somber music)
- I really contemplated putting this part in or not,
but I figured if we're going to document our trip,
I might as well include the bad parts
in order to tell my story truly and honestly.
So we ended up staying in that night because we had a fight.
Our fights usually start out the same.
It starts out with a stupid comment that gets misunderstood
and then eventually just blows up.
Max ended up going to dinner by himself,
and I stayed in the motel, just brooding.
I didn't even get any work done because my mood was just
completely shot.
I don't remember if we resolved our issues that night
or the next day, but we did eventually.
Having a fight in the middle of this trip
felt like the absolute worst thing in the world.
(jazzy piano music)
(alarm beeps)
- [Yos] Today, we're headed to Thunder Bay, Ontario.
We decided to take it easy today and not film everything.
But this was one of the stops we made.
As soon as we got off, this enormous bug
landed on my shoulder.
I swatted it away, but it kept coming back.
We were both laughing about it until the wait staff told us
to stay away from it because apparently it bites chunks
off of you and poisons you.
Here's a drawing I made of the bug.
I have no idea what it's called,
but it looks like a cockroach, if it were a Disney villain.
It was traumatizing and I couldn't wait to leave,
but they made good apple strudel.
- [Max] I got some fish tacos. Mmmmm.
(Brutus whines)
(piano music continues)
- So big, it looks like an ocean.
- [Yos] The through Ontario was absolutely stunning.
Not a bad view to look at when you're driving for hours.
Even though this road trip made my butt
really freaking flat, cause I'm just sitting all day.
Okay. I won't blame the road trip cause it was already flat,
but I feel like he got flatter.
- [Max] The little Lighthouse.
We're now at Terrace Bay
and that's one pit stop before Thunder Bay.
where we can put some gas
and where Brutus can do a pee-pee break.
- [Yos] We had a hard time finding a hotel in Thunder Bay
because they were either fully booked or too expensive.
But we eventually found this Best Western
just outside of town.
And the view was (kiss) chef's kiss.
We got really lucky with it.
Smells like nature in here.
- That was a long ride, seven hour and a half.
Congrats.
- The hotel had cute lodge vibes and pulling up there
in the sunset felt so cozy and so warm.
- [Yos] Oh, oh my God, look at that view, holy crap.
That's beautiful.
- I wish there was a hot tub,
but then I remembered that I'm cheap
and would never pay extra for a room with a hot tub.
I didn't even want to pay extra for king-size bed
so we could sleep comfortably together.
Instead we got two double beds,
like the heterosexual male roommates that we are.
- We just checked into our hotel room and this is it.
It's quite small.
There's an entrance up front.
And Max is going to bring the car right up over here.
We've got leftovers from lunch.
Max's burger from last night. (Yos snorts)
And two onion rings.
And fish taco, chicken, burger, fries, and apple fritter.
We're eating very healthy here in this vacation.
- They gave us these things,
which I'm really curious what they are.
Grab and go.
Oh, is this supposed to be the provided breakfast?
Muffin.
Juice box.
Yep, this is the breakfast.
And little fruit cup.
Should we go explore the views really pretty?
(alarm beeps)
- I got something for you.
Je t'aime
(Yos sniffs deeply)
- [Yos] Max, take three deep breaths.
(Max breathes deeply)
(Max coughs)
- That's too much fresh air.
- Being stuck in a car with each other
for hours at a time can sometimes be difficult.
And we're far from a perfect peaceful couple.
So we do bicker and it gets awkward at times.
So when we get a view like this and a moment like this,
we really can't take it for granted.
(both laugh)
(upbeat music)
We woke up really late the next day
after dry humping all night.
Just kidding.
(whispered) It wasn't dry.
(Yos coughs)
Just kidding again.
I was still constipated, so nothing happened.
Well, a little bit happened, but...
Okay, let's move on.
We explored a bit of Thunder Bay,
had really bad Chinese food
and found this little viewpoint of the lake
just outside of town.
- [Max] Whoa!
- [Yos] Here's us doing the Titanic thing,
but not on a boat.
- [Max] I'm the king of the world!
- [Yos] And then we left because this bee
was trying to kill me the whole time.
This vlog is just me avoiding death by bug poisoning.
So enjoy,
- [Max] Let's see.
- Vermilion Bay, northside motel.
- [Max] That's a real motel.
Side of the road motel.
(Max laughs) Look at the drapery, so kitsch.
- I love it.
I actually really like it.
(Max laughs)
- [Max] Wood paneling shower.
Wow.
- It's honestly, quite quaint.
- [Max] It's our final stop before we get out of Ontario.
♪ All the sunsets we won't catch. ♪
♪ Oooh ♪
- [Yos] We just went and got everything set up.
Put all of our toiletries away,
put all our bags away.
And we have our Subway sandwich.
And we're going to have it at that quaint little bench
right outside of our room.
It feels so homey in here.
Doesn't it?
- [Max] It does.
- I feel like I'm staying in my grandma's guest room.
- [Max] Picnic by the road.
- Do you guys have a go-to Subway sandwich order?
Mine's the Italian BLT, the spicy one.
Everything I eat has to be spicy.
If my poop don't hurt, it ain't good.
If only that were the case,
Cause I wasn't pooping at all when I said that..
A lot of people keep telling me
that Subway's unhealthy and I still don't get it,
it's bread and vegetables.
And it tastes like nostalgia.
I guess that still doesn't make it healthy.
But subway was all I ate when I first ran away from home,
cause I practically had no money
and I would always buy their daily sandwich for $3.50
or something like that.
- Okay guys, it is now Friday 7:00 PM central time.
I'm supposed to be editing today
for a video to upload tomorrow,
but I have not started that yet.
I'm also really tired from traveling.
So here's my dilemma.
I thought, oh, it'll be easy.
It'll be fun.
I'll just take one day off of our road trip and edit.
I didn't account for the fact that sitting in a car
for eight hours at a time is so exhausting.
I want to cry.
I want this video up tomorrow so bad.
(knocks at door)
- [Yos] What's the password?
(door handle shakes)
What's the password?
My rate is $300 an hour.
Leave the money on the table, sir.
♪ Every time I see you near ♪
♪ I will drop a little tear. ♪