• From sitting next to bird-killing psychopaths, to getting a foot wedged inside of you, the
Planet Dolan crew re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the
most disturbing things that have ever happened to you on a bus PART 2– I’m Zaraganba
and today I’ll be your narrator
9 - KillDozer688 Honeybits When Honeybits was in high school, her bus
driver had a reputation for being someone you did not want to mess with.
He was always so angry that the students nicknamed him Pitbull.
If anyone made so much as a sound during the drive, he would stop the bus and scream at
the person who did it.
One time a student got on board and started making a lot of noise, which made Pitbull
instantly rage.
He screamed at the student and threw them from the moving bus.
Nobody dared to piss off Pitbull after that, and Honeybits couldn’t wait to get off that
bus at the end of every day.
8 – redwelch22 Nixxiom During his freshman year, Nixxiom joined his
high school football team.
One time they were on a bus, travelling four hours to play a match against another school.
Halfway into the trip Nixxiom started having an asthma attack and quickly gulped his entire
Gatorade.
His mouth was so dry from the incident that it was causing him pain.
He asked anyone on the bus if they had a drink they could spare.
One of the guys threw Nixxiom a yellow Gatorade, or so he thought.
After a mouthful of the liquid, he soon realised that it was actually somebody’s urine, not
Gatorade.
He spat it out and tried not to vomit for the rest of the trip.
7 – Toriel_Pie Doopie The most disturbing thing that happened to
Doopie on the bus, was when she was going on a field trip to the zoo.
All of the kids were excited, talking and chatting with buddies.
Then out of nowhere, this kid in the back row starts screaming uncontrollably loud.
It was a bloody murder scream.
Everyone looked at him in pure confusion, even the teachers and the bus driver stopped
and stared.
Then he just randomly went silent and started talking to his friends like nothing ever happened.
When they arrived at the zoo, he started again.
All of the animals nearby ran away from him in terror.
She never found out what was wrong with the kid.
6 – KaitF123 Ramona and Ladybot Ramona and Ladybot were sitting next to each
other on a bus talking once, when suddenly the bus came to a stop and the bus driver
stormed up the aisle and stood at the seat next to them.
He looked at the boys next to them and demanded they hand over anything that took pictures.
They had no idea what was going on, so the driver explained that whenever the bus went
over speed bumps, the creepy guys were taking photos of the girls because of the way their
boobs bounced around.
Ramona and Ladybot were so pissed off that they smacked both of the perverts on their
way off the bus.
5 – emilyjones24658 Tolop Tolop was on a bus with his friends once and
they were joking around.
Tolop told a particularly funny story and his friend laughed so hard that they peed
their pants.
His friend realised what had happened and covered himself with his bag to hide the incident.
The disturbing part was that while his friend waited for his stop, he took his finger and
dabbed it in the pee, and then licked his urine-covered finger.
Tolop almost projectile vomited from the sight, but his friend shrugged and said ‘whatever,
it’s pretty good’.
He couldn’t look at his friend in the eyes after that.
4 – Lord_Lotad Pringle One time, Pringle was on the late bus home,
there weren’t many people on the bus so he took his seat and began to read a book.
At the next stop, a guy got on the bus, plainly holding a cigarette, yet the driver let him
on anyway.
The guy chose the seat right behind him.
Every time he inhaled on the cigarette, he would then exhale smoke all onto Pringle’s
head.
As his stop approached, Pringle picked up his bag when he suddenly felt a searing pain
on the top of his head.
He quickly realised that the man had tried to put out his cigarette on Pringle’s head,
and acting on pure instinct, he turned and punched him in the face.
The bus driver didn't notice a thing, and he got off the bus and went home.
3 – Thethe23 SpinalPalm When SpinalPalm was very young, he was on
a bus with his father.
He was excited to be travelling on a bus and he stuck his arm out the window.
SpinalPalm turned to his father and said, ‘Hey Dad, it’s raining!’
His dad looked out the window, it was a bright sunny day and there wasn’t a cloud in the
sky.
SpinalPalm quickly realised that it wasn’t rain.
At the front of the bus, a passenger who was having motion sickness was vomiting violently
out the window.
He looked at his arm, it was covered in chunks of vomit.
The smell of the vomit made SpinalPalm vomit out the window too.
2 – Ichidon Dolan When Dolan was in 7th grade it was winter
and it was really cold.
He was waiting in the aisle of his bus for all of the other students to take their seats.
The floor was wet from all the melted ice dripping from people’s feet.
Everyone was pushing and shoving trying to find a seat when suddenly Dolan slipped on
some melted snow, and tripped over.
One of his friends accidentally trampled over him and somehow lodged his entire foot up
Dolan’s rectum.
The rest of the bus found this hilarious and gave Dolan the nickname ‘Footbutt’ for
the rest of the year.
1 – NARRATOR’S STORY
Huge thanks for
the folks over on our Planet Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
We have another question for you: “What’s the biggest risk you took that ended badly?”
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