Glitchy Boy and SMG4 intro
*It was a beatiful day at the frickin' good ol' mushroom kingdom.*
*Mario sleeping in the spaghetti,
What ever they are doing.
and two friends showing off their pokeman badges...*
*Oh and money or some shit.
*But then...*
*DOOR CRASH* Peach: *scream* Oh no...
*sigh*
Oh I lost! Oh I lost!
OHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yah! No... oh...
Mario: Mmmm...
Boobiess......
Peach: Oh right!
Its the sports episode! (BANG)
Whoo hoo!
Yes.
Okay.
*They don't really know whats going on.*
Mario: 'Scuse-a me.
Peach: Oh no...
Mario: DAMMIT!
Peach: *cheers*
Yes!
Ok.
BASKETBALL
Bowser and steve vs...
Mario and toad.
Mario: Here we gooooo!
Steve: I'm ready, I'm ready!
*jump*
Bowser: *gibberish*
Mario: Take-a that!
Bowser: BAM! :D
Mario: MAMA F****ER!
BAM! x1
BAM! x2
BAM! x3
Mario: *grunt*
Mario:You flying fat man!
*War screech or something*
Bowser: *pain scream*
HA HA!
*gibberish*
Toad: Here we go!
MOTHAFUCKAAA!!
Steve *mumbles in background*: I'm ready I'm ready!
Mario: That's-a so-
SHIIIIIIIIIIIII
Bowser: Haha! You can't do shit bra!
You can't do shi-
Toad: HADUKEN!
Bowser: You can't-
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *internal pain or something*
F*************!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toad: I'm the best!
BITCH!
Mario: WOOOOOOOO! SUCK MY DICK!
MY
Swimming
Peach: Ahh!
Come on! Hey, let's go!
COME ON! Lets go
Bowser: *gibberish*
Arggg...
*gibberish,then mario* Peach:Ugh..Be more like Mario!He s going fine!!!
Mario: *airplane noises*
I can swim very fast!
*more airplane noise*
*ded R.I.P.*
Luigi: Oh haahhaha! Go Weegee! Go Weegee!
Oh yeah!
Boopkins: Ah, you think water is your ally?
You merely adopted the water.
I was born in it!
Molded by it! I didn't see land until I was already a man.
....
Luigi: Okay...
Boopkins: Oh I thought I sounded badass.....
Meggy: *gibberish*
*jump*
*splash*
*drowning*
*ded*
*respawns*
*sad inkling gibberish*
Bowser: Hey.
*gibberish* Bowser:Want a floatie? :D
Yaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy... Yaaaaaaaayyyyyy... :D
Waluigi: Haha! Yea!
Move it!
Waha!
Peach: Hoho!
Oh? Peach:Good job guys!..now where the heck is Bob?
Ohhhhhhhhhh... No...
Bob: I'm gOnNa Be tHe bEsT sWiMmEr bItChEs! HeLl YeA BoI!
Archery
Link: *screaming*
Mmm hmmmm.
Mario: Ooooo...
Here I go!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Woah!
Thats-a so nice!
Luigi: *shivering*
Mario number-
*uuhhh!*
Luigi: Let's-a go...
Beng Beng.
*poot*
Wario: WAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Oh yeah!
Wario wins!
Check this fucking shit out!
fucking shit out!
*traveling noises,with some music*
Waluigi: Woah!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*shit f**king shit get in!
Shit! Fucking shit! Get this- GET IT IN!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wario: Na na na na na na na!
*Link is angry* eh?
eh?
Mama mia...
Meggy: *sound*
Link: SUGGOOIIIII!!!!!!
Link: Sugoiiiiii!
Bob: BiTcH tHaT's NoThInG!
Bob: BiTcH tHaT's NoThInG, cHeCk ThIs OuT I wAs A NaTiVe AmErIcAn iN mY pAsT lIfE!
ChEcK tHiS oUt I wAs A NaTiVe AmErIcAn My PaSt LiFe!
*le bang*
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
HoLy ShIt I dId It! DiD u SeE tHaT PeAcH?!
Peach: Yay!
*cheering* Yes!
*No Peachs were harmed in the making of this video*
ShIt! x7
TENNIS
Mario: Are you ready to type/die?
Good!
*grunt*
Ugh!
SMG4: Uh!
Mario: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
SMG4: Yeah!
Mario: UH!
SMG4: YAUUUUUUU! *Pingas!*
Mario: BITCH!
SMG4: UGHHHHH!
Mario: FUCK!
SMG4: SHIT!
Mario: UGHH!
SMG4: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Mario: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
SMG4: AHHHHH!!!!
Mario: *singing*
Peach: Huh...
*SMG4 screams*
Oh...
SNOWBOARDING
Mario: Hohoo! +100 Points!
Let's-a go!
Yahoo! +50 Points!
*airplane sounds*
Here we go!
ROUGH! -984 points.
*muffled* That was a lot's of fun!
Waluigi: Haha! Yea! Yeeeeees! +400 Points!
Waha!
Wahahahah!
+1000 Points!
COMBO X2! +2000 Points!
COMBO X3! Get a real job!
Waaaaaaaaluigi time!
Wario: Oh yeah! Wario! Hahaha!
Move it!
All, for me!
Yehhhhhh... +100 Points!
Ahahahahaha!
Yahoo!!!
*ded* -100000000000000000000000 points
Shoomy: Oh golly, fellas, that's nice and all, but lemme show you how real snowboarding's done!
198! Wehee! +2000 Points!
Haha! Boy Scout Shroomy is on a roll!
Oh crap...
*le rampe*
Oh god! Oh God! OH GOD!
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
Oh! Ok, I'm pretty high up, this pretty bad... Oh no...
Oh hey, I can see my hous---
Ok don't worry about it... +1 The Emoji Movie Ticket.
BOWLING
2 PINS!
9 PINS!
STRIKE!!!!
Bowser: *laugh*
*Grunt* Bowser: What?...
Toad: *2 grunts* Steve: I'm ready, I'm ready!
Gutter ball.
STRIKE!
Yeow! Nooooooah!
Owowowow!
Toadette: BUY ME MORE JEWELLERY!!!!!!!!
Toad: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
BANG! STRIKE!
Steve: Noice.
Bob: GoD dAmMiT!
NoT aNoThEr GuTtEr BaLl! HeY BoOpKiNs HoW r U dOing?
Boopkins: nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
Ah this is delicious! I love this buffet! :D
*more eating sounds*
Bob: DaFuQ?
Luigi: *shivering*
Ohhhhh... *more shivering*
Mario!
Help me!
Mario: Oh boy!
Look! I'm a pizza pie!
Oh yeah!
Luigi: Mama mia...
HERE WE GOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Waluigi is in hospital now.*
*WEEGEES STRIKE: OVER 9000!!!!!!!!*
Steve: Ow!!!!!
*buzzer*
Baseball
Bowser: Go!
*Shroomy's bat breaks.*
*And Chargin' Chuck's hand*
Luigi: Oh... Go Weegee!
Bob: It's mInE, iT's MiNe, BiTcHeS sTaNd BaCk I gOt ThIs!
Bob: It's mInE, iT's MiNe, BiTcHeS sTaNd BaCk I gOt ThIs! Toad: *panicking*
Steve: Oh yeah!
We did it! x1
We did it! x2
We did it! x3
Bob: U sOn Of a BiTcH!
No b**ch that's mine
ThAt'S mInE-
Mario: Mama mia! WAAAAAAAA!!!!
*grunt* C'mon!
SMG4: HAHAHAHAHHA!
Mario: No you don't!
*You never see it....*
*...COMINGGGGGGGGGGG* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA! (OH GOD!)
SMG4: OH GOD! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahhhh it burns!
Toad: Hah! Gottie! HA!
Bob: Oh U pIeCe Of Shit!
Toad: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeaha!
*thud* Ugh!
Mario: Yeah, hahaha!
*Uh Mario, you killed em. R.I.P. SMG4 2009-2018*
Hmm? Mama mia!
Waluigi: Aw yeah! Waha!
Meggy: Woomy
Waluigi: LET'S GO!!!
Look out!
Eeeeeehhhhhh...
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Meggy: Ha!
Waluigi: Na-NANNIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boopkins: Ah, don't worry I got the ball, I got this!
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
Oh no! It's a road!
My dad always says that I gotta be very careful...
Wario: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!
Mario: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*Meggy doing the Moon Walk*
Luigi: OHHHHHHHH!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Bob: JeSuS ChRiSt I'Ll GeT tHaT bAlL! ThErE's NoT eVeN aNy-
*ded*
16-9-14-7-1-19 HUT! HUT!
Boopkins: Uhhh...
Wario: Hey! *gibberish* HUT!
*slap*
Ah!
Boopkins: Uhhhhhhhhh...
Huh? I got the ball! Wha-
WHAT DO I DO WITH IT NOW?!
Wario: Ahhhh... Get outta here!
Boopkins: Uhh, Ohhh okay
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
Ohh...
Mario: I'm-a gonna get you!
That was-a lots of fun!
Hmm?
Shit!
Luigi: Oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh...
I did it! I did it! I DID IIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DID IIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!! (Barrier skip).
Chargin' Chucks: *noises*
Luigi: *crying*
*R.I.P. Luigi 20202020-2018*
Wario: Hahahahaha!
Have a rotten day!
Mario: Hmm? No you don't!
*boing*
Boopkins: Uh... Hey Luigi, are you OK?
Luigi: Mama mia...
*gibberish*
*crying*
Boopkins: Yeah well, that's OK.
YOU WANNA PLAY POKEMON?!
Luigi: OH YEAH!
Go Weegee!
Yah!
Wario: Eh eh eh eh eh eh
Oh woah!
*gibberish*
Boopkins: Go away Wario you meanie! We're not playing anymore!
Wario: *sigh* Fuck you.
Waaaaaa?
Mario: AHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
Boopkins: Ooh. That's a nice Pikachu you got there, Luigi.
I play Blue Eyes White Dragon. hehehe.
Peach: Yes! Yay!
Alright! Not bad!
Let's go!
Oh yeah!
Woohoo!
Oh no...
Haha!
Everybody get up, it's time to slam now!
Peach: Fuck all y'all. All y'all can go suck a caterpillar dick.
#ROASTED #TO #HECK
Luigi: What? But why?
Toad: SHE'S A BITCH!
Everyone: Ohhhhhhhhhhh.
Mario: Okay I guess that makes sense.
Thanks for watching! Subtitles by: Oks, Cappy, Travis Punnet, AQ206, blefort rblx for fixing subtitles and fixing the shittiest subtitles and skipping subtitling the last parts, Mickie Vogels and hamed alzarooni. Make sure to check out SMG4 and Hobo Bros for more stupid stuff! :D
Have a nice day. :D