[gasping]
Deuce Van Nuys is on his way to the Man's Nest.
Who is Deuce Van Nuys?
He's his big, jerky film producer,
who tricked Ray and the kids into driving
a fake movie to Hollywood.
I sold Deuce a pitch for a vampire movie
set at college and starring Ryan Reynolds.
I'm about to get paid.
Oh, no, you're not.
Deuce said the deal is deadsies.
But it can't be deadsies.
It was about to start filming next month.
I don't know, he said he's been leaving messages
with someone in the Man's Nest for weeks.
Did I not tell you about those calls?
What am I gonna do if this movie falls through?
If I know my sister, she's got, like, a million movie ideas.
So, come on, hit us with a good one.
Okay.
It's about this dog who's also a cat
and an astronaut. And you guys I've got nothing.
[beeping]
Deuce Van Nuys is upstairs.
[shrieking] Okay, go upstairs and stall him
while I think of another idea.
Guys, what am I gonna pitch him?
Relax, we're gonna help ya. Right?
Yeah, I got a couple of ideas.
Yeah, I'm sorry, Miss Shout Out is running late.
She's in a meeting.
But our meeting is scheduled for right now.
And everybody knows in show business,
we always start exactly on time.
While we wait, do you mind if I pitch you a movie?
Oh, yeah, sure.
Okay, you guys want to hear a really good pitch?
- Yeah. - Obviously.
Okay.
Oh, I bet Chest Monster's got some great ones.
- Yes! - No, I meant from me.
I'll be right back.
Okay, while they're gone,
maybe just a little taste of my idea. So...
Get off my foot, you stupid box!
Bose tells me you're looking for movie ideas.
Yeah. It would be amazing.
Okay, this movie star Chapa.
I love it.
She is a girl who's been wronged.
Ooh.
The bad guys killed the only thing she loved.
- Her family? - Her friends?
- Her dog. - Worse. Her cellphone.
[all gasping]
[music playing]
You're just pitching, John Wick.
Oh, I've never even seen that Keanu Reeves movie.
- Oh, really? - Get this guy out of here.
Easy on the box. He can't slow down.
[phone beeping]
[sighing] Schwoz says he's dying up there.
He can't stall Deuce much longer.
We gotta get up there now.
Okay, um...
[music playing]
- Here's my idea. - Family
- What? - It's got everything.
Does it have Keanu Reeves?
Oh, my God, how'd you even get up here?
I ran. Now, tell us your idea.
Okay. Okay.
We open up on a battle scene.
Two warriors fight in space.
You are not my father.
I know. I'm your son.
[gasping]
Go on.
Next, we're in a school for wizards.
Wizards.
I know I have wizard powers inside of me.
But my teacher... he's so mean.
I am a wizard teacher, and I'm... mean.
His sister delivers the greatest Oscar bait monologue
in movie history.
His bones are in the ground now,
but his spirit lives on in all of us.
And maybe... just maybe...
the treasure... was the friends we made along the way.
Now fight!
That was amazing.
Only thing missing was Keanu Reeves.
Oh, my God. Shut up! Chest Monster!
Aw, why you gotta do Chest Monster like that?
We gotta go upstairs and pitch this idea
to Deuce Van Nuys right now!
I love it. I love it. Just one question, though.
Who's going to play
the muscle bound narcissist with the, uh, baby sized shirts.
Keanu Reeves, of course.
[laughing]
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You gotta hear Shout Out's pitch.
Yeah, it's really good. Someone dies.
Too late. [unintelligible] and sold the movie.
Starring Keanu Reeves.
Down the tubes.
I told you to pitch him a movie with Keanu Reeves.
Schwoz, please ready the Man Cannon.
Alright.
Man Cannon? [unintelligible]
[screaming]
Why you gotta do Chest Monster like that?!