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Walter Vasqyez says:
"How do you reject a girl without hurting her feelings?"
Ooh. Owch.
Just gonna have to pretend that you died.
Go hide for a while.
Sneak away without trying to hurt her feelings
by not saying anything bad about her.
You should write a letter.
The best thing to do is to do it in person.
None of this texting thing.
Say that, "Oh, my mom or dad doesn't allow me to date."
If you're 16 or something, that might still work,
but if you're 20, I'm sorry.
Stay as friends and just find a nice way to say it.
Tell her that you don't feel the same way about her,
and that she'd be better off with someone else.
Trying to make them feel better
is probably just gonna make them feel worse,
so I would just say, like, "No."
Tell her as nicely as possible that there's just no future
in you two being together.
Let her down slowly.
She'll probably end up slapping you anyway, so expect that.
You could say, "I like somebody else.
But maybe, if that doesn't work out, we would work out."
Be honest and don't say anything bad about her
or mean about her to anybody else 'cause she will
end up finding out.
You just go up to her and you say,
"I'm sorry, I'm just not that into you."
Everyone's seen the movie, everyone's read the book.
She's gonna get it.
Ashikan Rabbi:
"How do I win the Hunger Games?"
I really don't know because I've never watched that movie.
I'm sure it's not about being hungry.
Practice. That's the only way you win any game.
Be prepared for anything that you have to do.
Train a lot and be vicious. Trust no one.
You gotta be a bad ass.
If you know karate, you're gonna win.
Get a pretty awesome bow and arrow.
Get lots of bows, and arrows, and staffs.
Dig a hole and hide in the hole.
Try to hide until everyone else kills one another off.
You'd better take some martial arts classes
and be really physically fit.
The odds aren't in your favor in this particular situation.
Find what you're best at and use that to your advantage to win.
You have to have a lover, and then you have to kill everybody.
It's two very different things, but it works out at the end.
Learn as much as you can about guns and arrows.
And just run fast.
Thomas Dixon, I like your name.
"How do you get a band back together?"
Write a letter to them and say,
"Please get your band back together."
Invite them for pizza and then close the door
when they're inside and lock it.
You could do it like Parks and Recreation
and create this Unity Concert.
You're gonna have to mollify everybody.
Get 'em all to love and forgive each other
and they'll get back together.
Try to get them all in one area
and show them why they were a band to begin with.
Maybe then they'll get that family connection again.
I'd take 'em out to dinner
and reminiscence about old times, then have a couple of drinks,
and I'm sure that would work. As long as you're over 21.
Communication is the key to everything,
so I would recommend just talking to all of the band members
if it's your band.
Either email them or text all of the band members.
Say, "Let's get together and do this thing
so we can all make some money."
You'd better examine what the reason for the break up was,
so that you can rectify those issues and bring everyone back together.
You just need no Yokos.
You have to get rid of all the Yokos,
and then remind them of all the good times
and the awesome music that they made.
AuRa Dawesyyy says:
"How can I get people near me to be quiet
while I'm at the movies?" (grumbles)
Go with a very large group of people
so you can surround yourself with people you know
who will be quiet.
Don't make noise, but go like this.
You're gonna have to just use the old fashioned "Shh! Shh! Shh!"
Turn around and go, "Shh!"
Be like, "Shh!"
Just tell them to shut up.
Just be rude and just flat tell them, "Shut up."
Lean over and say, "Can you please be quiet?"
You should probably get some of the movie theater workers
to come in and help it out.
Just get something and just throw it at them.
They'll stop talking then.
Throw one piece of popcorn at the people.
Singular, one at a time.
Throw your whole bucket of popcorn at them.
I mean, it'll be worth the money.
Sylvia Nana asks:
"How do I get someone to unblock me on Instagram?"
I have no idea what Instagram is.
I'm computer illiterate.
I don't know a lot about Instagram, so maybe you oughta
just call them on the phone and see how they're doing
and ask if they'll unblock you.
Take it and be like, "I don't really wanna look
at your pictures anyways." They're probably not that great.
Take back what you said or something on there.
I think that's the best question I ever heard.
Do stuff cool to his friends
and they'll tell the guy how cool you are.
He'll unblock you. You guys can be friends again.
I would ask them why they blocked you,
maybe have a conversation about it.
Be really super nice to them and hopefully, you know,
just say, "Hey, unblock me."
Perhaps you have a mutual friend and your mutual friend could
ask that person to unblock you.
You could try making an alternate account and following them on that.
Steal their phone and then go on their Instagram
and unblock yourself. Then they'll be really confused.
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