what's holding up those patties
right away sir spongebob what's wrong
with you you're paler than a baby
seahorse
the suds
here's that patty you wanted mr crab sir
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all right spongebob you're too sick to
work no mr krabs i'm okay
three patties four large oyster skins on
the double spongebob
oh yeah
gotcha spongebob
i'm going to pretend that didn't happen
now fill these orders or leave spongebob
we're very busy today
spongebob now are you gonna uh squidward
i was going through some records back in
the office and huh so you got the
hairpiece after
thought you all sneak up on me at work
did you well you can't cause i'm fast
i'm mean and i can do that
one monster crabby patty huh
monster krabby patty monster krabby
patty monster krabby patty
oh dear neptune oh boy
we can do this at the count of three
we flip ready
one
two
three
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what did you do to my drink i you i do
you what you asked for a couple of ice
cubes in your drink and i only put in
one
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i guess that is pretty funny
hey your shoes untied
april fools you're not wearing shoes
[Music]
[Applause]
i can do this
[Music]
nope
gotcha
[Applause]
nothing ever happens in this dump squid
why did i say that
[Music]
rusty crap
what
[Applause]
what are you screaming about
[Music]
all righty mr krabs just gotta clock out
spongebob what's the meaning of this
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that's right a spot you know the rule
nobody leaves work too still
everything's shipshape sir don't worry
mr krabs i'll get this plate cleaned up
in a jiffy oh and uh lock up when you're
done
lock up wait mr krabs don't you remember
what happened last time you left me here
alone
should have never left you alone with a
lit blowtorch in me rollerskates i'd
like to speak to murphy
hello hello what did you do to me i'm
sorry squidward but you made me do it
spongebob if you don't return me to
normal size right now you are gonna be
in really big trouble uh
uh okay
i said now
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do you hear me
holy fish paste shut it off me get it
off me
don't you know how to work that thing ah
i can do it
hey squidward i've got an idea how about
you come get it
oh geez spongebob that's a great idea
and maybe i should cook the patties and
do the dishes and wear square pants and
live in a pineapple while you wait in
the unemployment line no
then bring that patty here now okay
squidward
here i come
i'm coming over
i'm bringing the patty to you
here comes the patty
no problem
i'm walking a krabby patty
over to squidward
all right squidward
i'm giving you the patty
for the hungry customer
so they can
eat it when i give it to you
which is right
now
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[Applause]
need some help
what are you doing
making krabby patties
you're losing it don't you know that
award is a loan of
garbage please don't tell mr krabs about
this it'll hurt my chances of winning
the award
i already told you that award is a bunch
of
baloney
that is not true squidward like this hat
the award is a symbol of
it's a symbol that you're a chump oh no
squidward
and this is a symbol of what i think of
the employee of the month award
an experienced employee of the month
always keeps a brick of lead in his hat