Ladies and gentlemen
we present to you
You Can't Zoom In On Instagram Pics
One, two, three...
Is that dandruff
or parmesan?
Your guess is as good as mine
cause you can't zoom in on Instagram
Is that a tabby cat
or a marmoset?
I'm not quite willing to bet
cause you can't zoom in on Instagram
And even though I know you can't do it
It's just not a capability of the platform
that doesn't stop me
from trying to zoom it
No you can't zoom in
when Instagram'n
your reverse pinchin'
won't do nothing
What do you think this is, Facebook?
Except in the end
when you accidently
end up double clickin'
and likin'...
Your bosses wife's skimpy Hawaiian bikini photo
You gonna get fired
Your ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend's workout pics
You gonna get beat up
A clydesdale relieving himself
Is that a Frito
or a fingernail
Katy Perry
or Zoe Deschanel?
Is that a booger
or a nose ring
an evil space monkey
or just a monkey?
Is that salad in her teeth or a diastema
Is that a sharpei
or just my grandma?
is that a brown bear
or my dad's back
a bent arm
or a butt crack?
And even though I know you can't do it
Well technically you can override it in your accessibility settings
that doesn't stop me
from trying to zoom it
No you can't zoom in
when Instagram'n
your reverse pinchin'
won't do nothin'
What do you think this is
any other photo app?
Except in the end
when you accidently
end up double clickin'
and likin'...
Your crazy Uncle's unintentionally sexist inspirational text post
That's bad
Your gym teachers homemade smoked sausage
hashtag "grillin' life"
hashtag "sausage"
Inappropriate
Another clydesdale relieving himself
What's your deal with clydesdales?
I can't get big on Instagram (can't zoom in)
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in)
I can't get big on Instagram (on Instagram)
cause you can't Zoom in on my Instagram pics
I can't get big on Instagram
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics
I can't get big on Instagram
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics
I can't get big on Instagram
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics
I can't get big on Instagram
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (One more time Tay)
I can't get big on Instagram
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics
I can't get big on Instagram
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics
You can't zoom in on em'