MEANWHILE, THERE IS BIG NEWS ABOUT TRUMP'S SUMMIT WITH NORTH
KOREAN DICTATOR AND RECTANGLE OF MASS DESTRUCTION.
KIM JUNG-UN.
LAST WEEK AFTER NORTH KOREA INSULTED MIKE PENCE, TRUMP
CALLED OFF THE MEETING IN AN OPEN LETTER TO KIM.
THEN TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS, TRUMP HAD A SUMMIT WITH AN EVEN MORE
POWERFUL KIM.
ON FRIDAY NORTH KOREA THEN SENT AN EMISSARY TO WIN TRUMP BACK
WITH A LETTER OF THEIR OWN WRITTEN IN WHAT I AM GUESSING IS
72 POINT FONT BECAUSE LOOK AT THE DAMN ENVELOPE.
(LAUGHTER) IS THAT A LETTER FROM KIM
JUNG-UN OR A LETTER CONTAINING KIM JUNG-UN.
(LAUGHTER) NOW-- NOW TRUMP SAYS THE SUMMIT
IS BACK ON.
IT PUS HAVE BEEN A GREAT LETTER, SIR, WHAT WAS IN IT.
>> THAT LETTER WAS VERY NICE LETTER, OH, WOULD YOU LIKE TO
SEE WHAT WAS IN THAT LETTER.
WOULD YOU LIKE-- HOW MUCH, HOW MUCH.
HOW MUCH?
>> Stephen: NORMALLY THE ONLY TIME TRUMP SHOUTEDS HOW MUCH
THREE TIMES IN A ROW IS OUT HIS CAR WINNOW AT NIGHT.
>> Jon: WOW.
>> Stephen: HOLD ON-- HOLD ON.
NO, WAIT, STOP IT.
I AM TALKING ABOUT THE DRIVE THRU AT PORN BURGER.
AND THEY'RE OPEN ALL NIGHT.
>> Jon: ALL NIGHT.
>> Stephen: THEY'RE OPEN ALL NIGHT.
>> Jon: 24 HOURS.
>> Stephen: NO, JUST AT NIGHT.
AND TRUMP CONTINUED TO LIT REALLILY PUSH THE ENVELOPE.
>> CAN YOU GIVE US THE FLAVOR OF THE LETTER.
>> IT WAS A VERY INTERESTING LETTER, AT SOME POINT IT MAY
BE-- IT MAY BE APPROPRIATE, I WILL BE ABLE TO GIVE IT TO YOU
MAYBE, WILL YOU BE ABLE TO SEE IT.
>> Stephen: THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN INCREDIBLE LETTER.
HE JUST HAVE REALLY ENJOYED READING IT.
>> I HAVEN'T SEEN THE LETTER YET, I PURPOSEFULLY DIDN'T OPEN
THE LETTER.
I HAVEN'T OPENED IT.
>> Stephen: HE DIDN'T-- BUT YOU-- YOU JUST-- YOU JUST
SAID-- WELL, NOW WE KNOW HOW DID HE HIS BOOK REPORTS.
THE GREAT GATSBY SAN INCREDIBLE GATSBY, ONE OF THE BEST ALL TIME
GATSBIES.
IN CONCLUSION, I PURPOSE PURPOSEFULLY DID NOT READ THE
GREAT GATSBY.
NOW WE MAY NOT-- GREAT GATSBY.
AMERICAN CLASSIC.
(APPLAUSE) F SCOLT SCOTT.
>> Stephen: F SCOTT FITZGERALD, THAT'S AN EXTRA.
THE MEETING IS SET TO TAKE PLACE IN SINGAPORE BUT IT'S NOT CLEAR
WHO IS GOING TO PAY FOR IT NORTH KOREA REQUIRES THAT A FOREIGN
COUNTRY FOOT THE BILL.
NORTH KOREA CAN'T AFFORD HOTELS.
CLEARLY THEY BLEW ALL THAT CASH ON GIANT ENVELOPES.
BUT IF WE'RE GOING FOOT THE TRAVEL EXPENSES WE'RE GOING TO
NEED A WHOLE NEW SET OF TRILATERAL TALKS BETWEEN THE
UNITED STATES, NORTH KOREA AND OBVIOUSLY THE AMBASSADOR FROM
TRI VAGO.
IT TURNS OUT-- IT TAKES AWHILE, TAKES AWHILE TO RECOGNIZE THE
TRI VAF-- TRI VAGO GUY.
HE'S SO PLANNING.
IT TURNS OUT THAT A NEW U.S.
INTELLIGENCE ASSESSMENT SAYS NORTH KOREA DOES NOT INTEND TO
GIVE UP NUCLEAR WEAPONS ANY TIME SOON BUT KIM JUNG-UN MAY
CONSIDER OFFERING TO OPEN A WESTERN HAMBURGER FRANCHISE IN
PYONGYANG AS A SHOW OF GOOD WILL.
YOU KNOW WHAT PYONGYANG NEEDS?
IT NEEDS A PORN BURGER.
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.
ETHAN HAWK SE HERE.
BUT WHEN WE RETURN, I ASK THE QUESTION ON EVERYONE'S MIND,
WHERE THE HELL IS MELANIA.
WHERE IS SHE?