Hey. Do you ever tidy your room and you find something youve not seen in ages and youre
like I remember this - I should use this again! Well I was tidying my room and I found the
top 10 dumbest tweets. I forgot about it for a while but now we are back. Did you forget
what number we were at … well Im Danny Burke and this is the top 10 dumbest tweets part
38.
Dont forget to like this video if you tapped on it as soon as you saw it and now coming
in at number 10 this person is asking how are the nukes supposed to reach California
if North Korea is across the map from us?
Yep. Theres California. And theres North Korea. Theyre on opposite sides from the world. Theres
no way that a missile could go that distance because, as we all know - the world is a totally
flat. In fact this map is an actual photo of our world - and if you zoom in right there
- you can see me losing my will to live. Nice.
Next up at number 9 - How do whales all fit in the same ocean theyre so big. I mean … yeah,
I agree. The ocean is big - it covers 71% of our planet - but have you seen the size
of a whale? Theyre massive. You can fit one whale in the ocean. You might be able to squeeze
two in there but 3? Nah mate, youre pushing it. You know when you get into a bath with
too much water in it and it spills out the side a bit - thats what will happen if we
have 3 whales in the ocean. Spillage.
At number 8 - I just realised 2020 is 2020 backwards. I mean, youd thing that writing
it out in a tweet would make them realise their mistake but no - apparently not. You
know what worries me though? The closer we get to 2020, the more tweets like this well
see. If youre watching this in 2020 or beyond, please help us.
Number 7 - if u kiss a girl its gay cause u kiss all the guys she kissed but if u kiss
a guy it aint gay cause u kissing all the girls he kissed.- … um, what? Some of you
guys might say this sounds homophobic - but in reality, its just nonsense. This might
be the best way to end homophobia, by confusing everyone.
Number 6 now, Vsauce tweeted out -Forty is the only number whose letters are in alphabetical
order ……. What about seventeen- … ok, lets try … s … e … oh dear. Looks like
we failed on literally the 2nd letter. I mean, dont get me wrong, it would have taken me
a while to guess that the answer was forty … but if you write out the word seventeen
in a tweet, you should be able to see that e comes before s in the alphabet. No? Just
me?
Number 5 - is it pronounced gif or gif?- OK for this one, I actually had to put a pronunciation
on both of those words because as you can see - there is no way to tell which pronounciation
she is saying because theyre exactly the same word. How are we supposed to answer this?
Wait though, their friend replied -gif … see thats exactly what I thought- … well, I
think she got the answer she deserved …
Coming in at number 4 -my sister is pregnant, cant wait to be a daughter!!- … I feel like
a while back we had someone saying that they couldnt wait to find out the gender of a baby
so they would know if they were an aunty or an uncle - I thought it couldnt possibly get
any more stupid than that. And then this tweet came along and proved me wrong. I really should
have learnt that lesson by now.
At number 3 -Shakespeare did a great job at helping to write the bible, if youre familiar
with his literature, you can hear his tone all in it- … I mean … you dont have to
know anything about Shakespeare at all to know that he didnt write the bible. I also
love how this person tries to act all snobby about knowing the tone of shakespeare but
they never bothered to look up when he did - about 1 and a half thousand years after
the bible was completed. But yeah, you can really hear his tone in it …
At number 2 -Where can I buy money?- … so that last one was a bit complicated, bit of
history in it so I thought why not make this one simple. This is the good old classic kind
of dumb tweet weve all come to love. Where can you buy money? Um, from me! You can buy
it from me. Ill give you a dollar for the price of two dollars. I know, Im too kind
…
And finally at number 1 -I never knew someone actually invented the internet, I thought
it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something. HASHTAG Weird.- … thats
right, one day in the 1960s the internet was discovered under a rock in a park in New York.
It was very small and they had to feet it little megabytes to make it grow - thats why
its called a bite. Eventually, the internet got so big that it could hold YouTube, Facebook,
Twitter and all the dumb tweets like this in the world. They grow up so fast.
Thats right, Im still making up stories to help me get through these videos - I heard
a few of you guys say that we should stop at part 40 but I know a lot of you dont want
that. If you want to see us make it to part 40, find my comment below, hashtag road to
40. I hope you guys enjoyed the video, my name is Danny Burke and Ill see you all very
soon ...