TRIP ADVISORIES: WORLD CUP EDITION.
THE WORLD CUP IS HAPPENING THIS MONTH.
TOURISTS ACROSS THE WORLD HAVE BEEN FLOCKING TO BRAZIL.
BUT WITH STADIUMS BARELY COMPLETED IN TIME FOR THE GAMES,
THERE ARE PROBABLY GOING TO BE SOME COMPLAINTS BY TRAVELERS.
COMEDIANS, I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME LINES FROM TRIPADVISOR REVIEWS
THAT WOULD MAKE YOU STAY AWAY FROM BRAZILIAN HOTELS AND OTHER
WORLD CUP DESTINATIONS.
THE WAY YOU IDENTIFY A BRAZILIAN HOTEL IS ITS ASS AND
PUSSY ARE COMPLETELY BARE.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I JUST SAID THAT.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> I BROKE ERIN A LITTLE BIT.
>> THAT ONE TOOK ME OFF GUARD.
I'M PUTTING 60 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, STARTING NOW.
GO. YES, JAY.
>> THERE'S A GUY IN MY BATH TUB WHO WHENEVER I TAKE A ( BLEEP ),
HE YELLS GOOOOAL!
>> POINTS. YEAH, RANDY.
>> GOT STABBED WHILE VISITING THE LOBBY GIFT SHOP.
ON THE PLUS SIDE, WHEN I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL, ALL THE NURSES
WERE TOPLESS.
OK, GOOD JOB, POINTS. RANDY. ERIN.
>> EVERY NIGHT AT MY HOTEL IN THE BARRIO, THEY PUT AN ORPHAN
ON MY PILLOW.
POINTS. JAY.
>> HARDLY ANY CARPET IN THE ROOM.
JUST ONE THIN STRIP RIGHT UP THE MIDDLE.
>> NICE, POINTS.
>> AND IT DOESN'T MATCH THE DRAPES.
>> IT DOES NOT MATCH THE DRAPES.
>> THIS IS MORE GENERAL-- BUT DO NOT BUY YOUR SEX WORKERS AT THE
AIRPORT.
THEY CHARGE THREE TIME AS MUCH.
>> POINTS. YEAH. ERIN
ERIN.
>> THE STATUE OF CHRIST THE REDEEMER HAS A GLORY HOLE.