How old is Moses, now?
Moses Martin just turned four.
Four.
And you've been-- six years it's been since you've been here.
I know.
What did I do to you?
Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
Why?
Yeah.
I've been ostracized.
Yeah, no, no, no.
You don't live here anymore, is that right?
That's true.
Don't you ever come to London?
Yeah, I'll come on Sunday afternoons when I'm off.
On my free day, I go to London.
You have just the two, is that right?
Moses and Apple?
That I know of.
And does Apple sing?
Yes, she's a good singer.
Really?
She's a really good singer.
I wouldn't put her in front of you
on the American Idol stage just yet, no.
No?
I'd crush her?
You'd crush her.
Yeah, no.
I would tell her that she's beautiful, and I love her.
And do you think that she wants to be a singer?
I mean, who knows at this--
I don't know.
She says she either wants to do concerts like Beyonce,
or be a baker.
So somewhere in the middle.
She can do both.
Yeah, you have some amazing friends.
You're good friends with Jay-Z and Beyonce, right?
Yes.
Yeah.
And how did you all meet up?
In the Hamptons?
[LAUGHING]
Where did this whole thing happen?
We actually first met--
where did we first meet?
I think it was at a charity event in New York City.
And we just kind of hooked up and became really close.
And they're incredible people.
They're very, very kind, generous, good, good, people.
I don't know him.
I mean, I've met him but I met her.
She's been here many, many times.
She comes a lot, Gwyneth.
But--
Thanks.
Thanks a lot.
She's here all the time, Beyonce, and I call her B.
[LAUGHTER]
But she's just is an amazing person, and singer,
and talented.
Everything.
It's kind of nauseating.
It's kind of like--
it's she's so perfect that it's kind of hard to take.
Yeah, so your kids are just surrounded
by hugely creative people.
Right?
Yeah they are.
It's a crazy life.
I wonder what they're going to think about it all
when they're older.
Because it's just what they are used to.
Yeah.
And so you live in London, mainly.
And then you live here sometimes.
In LA, or no?
No, not in LA, in New York.
No.
We try to get to New York as much as possible.
I mean, we love London.
We love New York.
It's so lucky to be able to go back and forth.
Yeah, and so--
But, I'm hoping that I'll work a little New York
accent into their British.
Do they have British accents right now?
It's sort of schizophrenic.
My son kind of has a weird mix, and my daughter
is totally English at school and totally American at home.
But you don't have that?
I mean, Madonna has the same thing going on, you know that,
right?
Sometimes Madonna is British and sometimes she's not,
but you seem to be very sure of your accent.
I just don't want you to make fun of me, Ellen.
I'm not making fun--
so this is a put on?
This is not your accent?
No, no.
I see.
No, you really seem to have this accent all the time, right?
I think that's how it's supposed to work, right?
Like, you have one?
But Madonna doesn't.
Madonna goes back and forth to Europe and she comes back
and sometimes-- you know that, you're friends with her--
she sometimes sounds British.
I see your point.
You're staying out of it.
That's what you're doing.
We're back with Gwyneth Paltrow.
And you are not that tall.
What are you-- you're wearing really high heels.
I am.
Wow.
Because we saw each other outside,
and we're the same height, then you walk out
and you're making me feel like I'm Herve Villechaize.
[LAUGHTER]
Weird reference.
How did you even--
Where did that come from?
I don't know.
That's what happens in my head.
So here's what happened, Lisa Kudrow-- there's
a show called Who Do You Think You Are?
There's one in England, right?
Yes, yes.
And that's where she got the idea to do it here.
We steal everything from over there.
And then you can find out who your whole lineage,
and they found out I am Madonna's 11th cousin.
Our, like, eighth great grandfather, what was his name?
Martin Aucoin.
Martin Aucoin in France.
Wow.
And then there's two different sides.
You can see where it splits off, and there's-- look at all
the Martins on my side down there towards the end.
Oh.
A bunch of Martins.
Maybe I'm related to your husband.
Maybe you are.
Maybe now we're like sister-in-laws.
Fantastic.
We should travel together.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
Where do you live, exactly?
I really should hang out with you more because we're family.
[LAUGHTER]
And do you want to have more kids?
It's on the sign.
I don't really care, but--
[LAUGHTER]
You are so funny.
Oh, my gosh.
I would love to have a child, another child, at some point.
I feel very, very lucky that I have
two healthy, nice ones that--
They're nice?
Yeah.
And so whatever the plan is, I'm down for it.
But so you don't feel like, oh, my god that's--
because it's a lot.
I mean, a six-year-old and a four-year-old is a lot of work.
Yeah, it's a lot.
But they're good.
They're well-behaved and all that stuff?
They're so sweet.
No screaming tantrums or anything?
Sometimes, but that's part of it.
Yeah.
And you don't mind that?
It's part of it, like--
It's part of it.
I mean, they're kids and they have
to do what they have to do.
And you just have to wear earplugs sometimes.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah.
I see sometimes in concerts you have them on them.
So you should actually have that at home.
They're probably yours.
I started to with all these toys that make noise
and instead of smashing the toys when I haven't slept
and like lose my mind, and I just
put on those headphone things or earplugs.
And you don't hear them?
No. That's the way to raise a child.
Exactly.
Pretend they're not there.
Right.
I'll have some.
I'll do it.
All right, let's talk about this website, Goop,
that you started.
Tell people what this is, exactly.
It's a website that I started a couple of years ago,
and it's basically a weekly newsletter where--
I just was getting so much great information
from traveling and doing movies in random places.
And I started to collect information.
And it's just a place to-- if you're
looking for a great place to take your kids to eat
in Chicago, it's on there.
It's just information that I would want that I'm
putting out there for people.
So then you pass on things that you find out about
and you go, oh, that's something I would.
Yeah. And it's called Goop?
It's called Goop.
And this was all started up with your own money,
and you just thought this is a cool thing to do.
Yeah.
It's a great way to lose money.
[LAUGHTER]
There's one way.
All right, we're going to go to commercial again.
When we come back, we have a little surprise for you.
Oh, wow.
Oh, boy.
Oh, OK.
So we're back with Gwyneth Paltrow, and--
Cousin Gwyneth Paltrow.
No, sister-in-law Gwyneth.
With Gwyneth, and so I need to borrow some money, by the way.
I'll talk to you about that later.
OK.
But so let's talk about Iron Man 2.
Iron Man, the first one, was so good.
It was such a great movie.
Oh, good.
Thank you.
Such a great movie.
So I can't wait to see this.
Tell me what's going on with Iron Man 2.
Well, it's bigger and better, hopefully.
And it's fun.
We had a lot of great new cast members
and we had a great time.
And where did you shoot this?
Here, in California.
And you brought the kids?
I did.
You did.
It was a really family friendly set.
They had a little mini Jeep that they drove around,
and the boys put a local teamster sticker on the back
for them, and they would drive it all around.
That's adorable.
It was fun.
The kids, if you take them on set--
I have this quest.
You probably don't know this because you're not in touch
as much as you need to be.
But I have this quest for world domination.
And so there's a flag and there's things.
And people have helped me out and gone to the Olympics
with the flag.
And so, since your kinds are going
to be driving around Jeeps, we thought
they should drive around a Jeep that helps promote my world
domination.
So these are for your kids.
Oh, my--
We'll walk over.
Let me get this pack from you, though.
Oh, my god.
[CHEERING]
How about that, right?
Oh, my gosh.
I'm gonna die.
Thank you.
That is so amazing.
Cute right?
Federal flag.
Oh, my god.
Then, when they're on the highway,
you can keep in touch with them because they'll
have that flag there.
On the highway.
I don't know.
Well, I know that you ignore them at home, so I don't know.
[LAUGHTER]
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