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Biggest Questions - the place where nothing, not even a fictional showdown between pint-sized
demonic psycho-dolls could make us stray from the path of questionable cultural enlightenment.
What’s going on guys - as per usual, I’ll be your disembodied floating voice Jack Finch
- as we peel back the curtain on the paranormal demonic doll house, wonder why the hell they’re
having a tea party - and suspiciously ask the question, what if Annabelle Fought Chucky?
Roll the clip.
We’ve gotta go ahead and say it guys - if this was a straight up fist fight, then Chucky
would have this bout beat without a doubt.
That little guy can throw a punch - and he doesn’t discriminate when it comes to choosing
his opponents either - or victims, should I say.
But it’s not that easy.
Neither Annabelle or Chucky like to fight fair - so as you can imagine, there’s going
to be some pretty nefarious machinations taking place.
Before we jump into that demonic pit though, you know how it is guys - if you’re a fan
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you never know when they’ll be needing a few combat lessons versus a demonic porcelain
doll.
Since Charles Lee Chucky Ray - AKA The Lakeshore Strangler, first slashed his way onto our
silver screens back in 1988, the world of horror fiction has been transfixed by the
fear of moving inanimate objects - uncanny resemblances of the human form where something
just isn’t quite right.
Chucky led the way for the Child’s Play franchise, which managed to spread its seed
across 7 feature films - the most recent being 2017’s Cult of Chucky - cementing the red-headed
Good Guy doll as one of the most malevolent horror villains of all time - alongside the
likes of Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger and Michael Myers.
He’s a household name, and that’s exactly where he wants to be.
So then, we enter the contender - the newest upstart trying to solidify her creepy porcelain
smile into the halls of horror villain-dom.
Annabelle the Doll.
And yeah - we’re going to be focusing on the Conjuring Universe version of Annabelle,
not the Raggedy Ann Doll that sits on display at the Warren Occult museum, cos that’s
just a kids toy.
Right.
Right?
Ever since 2013’s The Conjuring hit the big screen, we’ve been equally disturbed
by the porcelain demon, accentuated only by the Ed and Lorraine Warren legend that surrounds
her.
So much so, that she’s gone on to spawn two fully fledged feature films of her own
- simultaneously fleshing out her demonic origin story while terrifying the bejeezus
out of us.
If we’re talking pure horror merit - then this is actually a really tough fight.
On the one hand, Chucky has 3 decades worth of horror prestige - an entire canon of fandom
and a cult following in more than just one literal sense.
But he was never really terrifying - that’s the difference between a slasher flick and
psychological horror - one of them is over in minutes, and the other one lingers long
into the deep recesses of your mind.
Like Annabelle.
So in that sense - she’s close to taking this round.
But you just can’t shake the horror pedigree that Chucky possesses - he’s a big hitter,
and in the words of Omar Little, ‘you come at the king, you best not miss.’
So let’s see what Annabelle has in her tool shed, then.
Telekinesis, check.
Super human speed, check.
Demonic possession and manipulation, double check.
In essence, Annabelle is an unnamed demonic entity - and the doll is simply the form taken
for its demonic vessel.
The fragility of her shell - porcelain, obviously - matters not to what it actually contains.
Because whatever unfortunate soul takes a pop at it, has got a freaking demon to contend
with.
That’s tough - unless you’ve got the silky scarves and skills of an exorcist, which,
I’m pretty sure Chucky doesn’t believe in god.
It’s gonna be tough.
Compare that to Chucky, who really, is just a human.
Well, a homicidal serial killer, slash criminal genius and nigh-immortal voodoo sage - but
still - just a human.
Albeit in the shell of a near enough indestructible plastic child's toy - who manages to survive
being shot in the chest and heart, having his head explode via a compressed air tube,
being sliced to pieces by a mechanical fan - and numerous decapitations and dismemberments.
He’s a tough son of a gun - so while I don’t think he could ever defeat Annabelle, I don’t
think that she could ever defeat him - either.
Demonic possession is off the table too, because - come on, Chucky’s got the power of voodoo
on his side.
So that leaves us with only one remaining option.
And it’s not good news for anyone.
We know from the Chucky canon that he has a voluptuous fetish for monsters - and is
obsessed with looking at images of ghouls and vampires in Fangoria - and, well - you
can see where this is going, right?
I’m just going to say it.
Chucky would fall in love with Annabelle.
And hey - maybe the feeling wouldn’t be reciprocated, considering we know nothing
about the love interests of this particular unnamed demon, but yeah.
Hey, Chucky’s wife Tiffany would probably have a lot to say about it - but she’s no
demon, and we’ve seen time and time again that Chucky has no problem with getting rid
of her when he feels like it.
Who knows, maybe Annabelle would recognise a strategic gain by allying with the Friend
to the End - and they’d usher in a dark new age of demonically possessed voodoo vessels
to march their tiny psychopathic feet across the four corners of the Earth - and then,
like with the majority of these fictional conclusions - we’d all be boned.
Well, unfortunately folks, it's time to wind this horror show down - cheers for sticking
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