- SO WE'RE BACK WITH AMY POEHLER,
AND SHE WROTE A BOOK CALLED "YES PLEASE,"
WHICH IS VERY, VERY FUNNY AND GETTING GREAT REVIEWS.
CONGRATULATIONS. WELL-DESERVED.
SO THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT I HAVE LEARNED,
AND I'D LIKE YOU TO COMMENT ON EACH OF THESE THINGS
THAT YOU TALK ABOUT IN HERE.
AND THIS MAKES ME GLAD
THAT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO MY HOME.
YOU'RE A SNOOP,
AND YOU RANSACK HOMES THAT YOU VISIT.
- I DO, YEAH.
I WILL LOOK ALL OF YOUR STUFF IF I GO IN YOUR HOUSE.
[laughter]
PERIOD. END OF SENTENCE.
- YOU DON'T-- YOU DON'T STEAL ANYTHING.
- I WOULD NEVER STEAL,
BUT I LIKE TO LOOK THROUGH PEOPLE'S THINGS.
[laughs]
AND IT MAKES ME A TERRIBLE HOUSE GUEST.
- RIGHT. - YEAH.
- YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET INVITED TO A LOT OF PLACES AFTER THIS,
BUT YOU'LL BE SUCCESSFUL AND ALL ALONE.
- [laughs]
- AND THIS, I THOUGHT, WAS INTERESTING,
BECAUSE I'VE WRITTEN SOME BOOKS,
AND I--EVERYONE HAS A DIFFERENT WAY OF WRITING.
YOU ENJOY WRITING TOPLESS.
- I FIND THAT WRITING TOPLESS RELAXES ME, YES.
- MM-HMM. HOW DID YOU LEARN THAT?
- THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. - THANK YOU.
- HOW DID I FIRST DO IT? - YEAH, THE FIRST--
WAS IT ACCIDENTAL?
- I THINK IT WAS PROBABLY ACCIDENTAL.
LIKE, I WAS OUT OF THE SHOWER, AND I WAS LIKE,
"I HAVE TO FINISH THIS THING," AND THEN I WAS LIKE,
"THIS FEELS REALLY GOOD."
- YEAH. YEAH.
- AND THEN I GOT-- WHEN I WAS WRITING THE BOOK--
AS YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE WRITING,
YOU JUST LIKE ANYTHING TO GET YOU INSPIRED TO WRITE,
AND AS A TREAT TO MYSELF, I WOULD BE LIKE,
"DO THIS ONE TOPLESS."
- RIGHT, AS A TREAT TO YOURSELF. - AS A TREAT TO MYSELF.
- DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BUT OKAY.
- YOU KNOW, EVERYONE'S DIFFERENT.
- YEAH.
- [laughs]
- "I'M GONNA TREAT MYSELF,"
LIKE YOU NEVER SEE YOURSELF TOPLESS,
LIKE IT'S A TREAT.
I MEAN...
- WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU DO THE WHOLE THING.
YOU TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT, AND THEN YOU WALK BY A MIRROR,
AND YOU GO, "HEY, HEY, WHO IS THAT?"
- REALLY? - YOU COME BACK.
AND YOU GO, "HEY," AND THEN YOU'RE LIKE--
YOU DON'T DO THAT? - NO, YOU'RE CRAZY.
- OH.
[laughs]
- THIS--I DON'T BLAME YOU, BECAUSE YOU'RE LITTLE.
YOU'RE SHORT AND A TINY LITTLE THING,
AND YOU DON'T WANT TO BE PICKED UP.
- YEAH, I FIND-- OH, PHYSICALLY PICKED UP.
- YES, YES. - LET ME MAKE THAT CLEAR.
I LOVE BEING HIT ON. - YES.
- [laughs]
YEAH, I FIND MOST SHORT PEOPLE DON'T LIKE TO BE LIFTED UP.
- YEAH, YEAH. JUST IN GENERAL.
- YEAH, AND PEOPLE LIKE TO LIFT YOU UP
IF YOU'RE A SMALL LADY,
AND THEY KIND OF--THEY WANT TO JUST KIND OF PICK YOU--
PICK YOU UP AND KIND OF CARRY YOU AROUND.
- YEAH, THAT'S A STRANGE THING. - YEAH, IT FEELS WEIRD.
- AND WHAT DO YOU DO IF THEY DO THAT?
DO YOU--
- I BITE THEM IN A VERY SENSITIVE AREA.
- GOOD, GOOD.
I WANTED YOU TO READ SOME OF THE BOOK,
AND--BUT--
THE NEXT ONE? - OKAY.
- OKAY, WELL, FIRST OF ALL-- BEFORE--
WE'LL READ SOME OF THE BOOK AFTERWARDS,
'CAUSE IT'S REALLY FUNNY.
AND I STARTED A BOOK CLUB.
IT'S A COMPANY CALLED ENTITLE THAT I STARTED IT WITH,
AND IT'S CALLED "ELLEN'S BOOK BAR,"
AND I'M GONNA PUT YOUR BOOK ON AS MY FIRST BOOK OF THE MONTH,
SO...
[cheers and applause]
AND... - THANK YOU.
- I WANT ALL OF YOU TO TRY ENTITLE,
SO YOU'RE GONNA GO HOME WITH A ONE-YEAR SUBSCRIPTION
PLUS A COPY OF THE BOOK.
[cheers and applause]
UH-OH.
DID YOU WANT TO SEE MORE VIDEOS?
HOLD ON.
- THESE TWO GIRLS GOT UP IN THE MIDDLE
OF MY Q&A AND LEFT, AND I HAVE A MIC--
[shouts]
[cheers and applause]