-Hey, guess what, Toe-may-toe?
-What? What is it?
-You're a vegetable again.
-You--you really mean it?
-Yeah, they just announced it on the news.
You're not a fruit anymore.
-[gasps] That's--that's--
Oh, my God, I'm a vegetable again.
I knew this would happen.
This is the greatest day of my life.
-Hey, hey Toe-may-toe.
-Yes, Orange?
-April Fools, you're still a fruit. [laughs]
-What--you--you jerk.
You can't just prank people like that.
-Sure you can. Everyone's doing it.
-Hey Pear, get a whiff of my new flower.
-[sniffs] What? I don't smell anything--
[sputtering]
-[laughing]: Happy April Fools' Day!
-Easy guys, you'd better watch it.
-I think you mean "wash" it. [laughs]
-[chuckles] That felt like rain
and rain makes me think of rainbows.
-Uhm... okay.
-[giggling]: That Pear. He's so crazy.
-Hey, do you guys hear something?
-Hear what?
-What is it?
-Shh. Listen.
[farting sound]
[laughter]
It's coming from Pear's derriere. [laughs]
-I'm sitting on a cloud. Yay!
-Hey, shut up, dude.
-Hey, what's going on with you two?
-Yeah, you guys are acting kind of weird.
-Weird? We're not weird.
I still love horses, um, with hats
that, uh, that can fly and, uh...
and bunnies, oh yeah, bunnies,
you gotta love the bunnies. Hehehehehe...
-I'm warmer than a hot judge sundae
with an itty-bitty cherry on top. Yay!
-Hey, you don't sound like Pear.
You sound like...
[unzipping]
-Yay!
-Marshmallow!
-But if you're Marshmallow, then who's that?
[unzipping]
-Thanks a lot, Marshmallow.
-Whoa!
-What? I was melting in there.
-Yeah? Well, you should try getting into this outfit.
-Yeah, he didn't have any room to "pare." [laughs]
-Nice try, lame-o's. [laughs]
[crumpling sound] Uh-oh.
-Huh?
-Oh...
-What's going on?
-Oh no...
Whoa...
Oh!
-Whoa!
-Grapefruit?
-What? Like you guys are so original.
-[laughing]: Looks like Apefruit was "stretching" the truth.
-[groans]
-Wait, if Marshmallow was Pear
and Pear was Marshmallow
and if Little Apple was Grapefruit,
then who are you?
-Uhh... I'm still a tomato.
-We'll see about that.
[spits seed]
-Ow! That hurts!
-Yep, she's a tomato, all right. [laughs]
-What is wrong with you?
-Hmm, I take it back.
You're an apple. [laughs]
-[growls] You know what you need, Orange?
-What?
-Knife.
[all yelling]
-Oh no! Orange!
Orange, say something, buddy. Please.
[deflating sound]
Huh?
-Hey, that's not Orange,
that's Little Apple.
-And I would've gotten away with it too
if it weren't for that pesky knife.
-Hey, did someone say "knife"?
-[screams]
-Whoa!
-(Pear) Ow!
-Whoa! Now that's fool for thought. [laughs]
[whoopee cushion sputters] Hey!
[laughter]
[slicing sounds]
Hey, it's Fluffyface!
-(Marshmallow) I love rainbows and unicorn--
-(Orange) Hey, guess what? Knife.
Captioned by SpongeSebastian