Okay, moving on with the proceedings.
I would like to look at the next article,
which is a suspension period in monogamy.
If we are gonna do this for another beautiful year,
I would like to make out with five...
ty -- "fivety" people.
50 people.
Ilana.
Two.
And I have to know about them.
[ Squealing ] Okay! Dope!
I mean deal.
Communication is dope.
On the long-term front,
I would like to bring up an issue
with the state of Maryland.
-Mm-hmm. -I think I'd like to move there.
You just want to up and move
to middle-of-nowhere Maryland?
Well, I'm from there,
so my whole family would be there.
My brother's a dentist, also,
and we've always wanted to start our own practice,
"The Tooth Factory."
And there's lots of great schools there.
Schools? So, w-w-what,
like, cars drive around them slower, and it's safer to walk?
No. Schools are...
for the children that I father
to attend.
Are we -- Are we still discussing
I don't really remember reviewing this for my notes.
Well, I guess while looking at this year's points,
I looked ahead at next year and the year after that.
Is this about the rom-coms?
'Cause I'll watch one every weekend, you know?
And I'll just rip a bong
and laugh really sincerely, and I'll learn to love them.
No, it's just that, I want to buy a house.
I've been looking on Zillow.
Houses aren't even that expensive in Maryland.
And I want to have kids,
and I want to get married.
Lincoln, I'm only 27.
What am I, a child bride?
You know, I don't know that I never want it.
I just definitely don't want it right now.
I could commit to a kid
when I'm like...43.
Lincoln, I just figured out that I want to go back to school
and focus on my wizness.
I'm on a New York City timeline.
Do you ever think you'd change your mind?
[ Indistinct conversations, silverware clinking ]
At this point,
I can't move on this.
I have no counter.
I-I...
I have no counter.
Well, these points are non-negotiable for me.
♪♪
♪ Shawty says she hate my lifestyle ♪
♪ She hate my friends, feel like my life wild ♪
♪ She hate my lifestyle ♪
♪ I wrote this shit up in the Chi ♪
♪ All right! All right! ♪
♪ That's where I get all my thoughts ♪
♪ All right! All right! ♪
♪ She don't like it, like it, though ♪
♪ All right! All right! ♪
♪ That's why you lookin' real soft ♪
♪ All right! All right! ♪
♪ Damn it, man, I feel like twice ♪
♪ It feel like scheisse ♪
♪ She stayin' at my house, it been a few ♪
♪♪
Riblets. Am I right?
♪♪
[ Groaning ]
[ Coughs ]
♪♪
God. Watch it!
S-- I am sorry.
Shit!
Ohh. I'm so sorry!
-Abbi! -Abbi?!
-Oh, my God. -I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. Uh, we were short caterers,
and Abbi's never really been talented with the tray, so...
Oh, I'm so sorry. Actually, Abbi's an up-and-coming artist
and my personal guest, not a caterer.
Um, yes, she is.
So, I-I'm -- I-I'm actually catering,
but I am -- am also a-a guest.
Okay, Ab, we're gonna need you
to start loading some dirties into a van, so...
Totally. I will do that.
-Liars aren't cool. -No, I-I kn--
I don't think they're cool, either.
You know what? I have to go find some canapés,
-clear my mind. -Donna, I can get you canapés.
I can -- I can g-- I have access to all of them.
♪♪
Don't worry about her. She can get her own canapés.
It's not that bad! I don't even like this dress.
It's too yellow.
I am so sorry.
This is not how this was supposed to go down.
I was so excited to be here tonight as a guest
with all these cool art people.
I mean, I'm actually an artist, too.
I'm just not, like, a -- a real one.
Well, you might not want to say that.
But it's smart to have a flexible service job
so that you can make art.
I waited tables for years.
And I spilled on lots of people.
In fact, half my pieces are inspired
by people I've spilled on.
Well, what are your pieces like?
You might know my work.
I'm Toy Harris.
[ Scoffs, laughs ]
[ Gasps ]
You're T-- You're Toy Harris?
[ Laughs ]
Holy shit, dude.
-Oh, my God. -You're Toy Harris?
-Yeah. -You're the third floor.
It took us years of protesting, but we're here.
-I cannot bel-- -It's okay.
You -- You -- I c--
So, you want to just -- you know.
I can't believe I spill-- I spilled on Toy Harris.
I spilled on Toy Harris!
-Okay. -I am getting dizzy!
-This is insane! -All right, then.
Good night.
Oh, my God. Okay.
Ooh!
This is not her night.