- [Woman] Yeah.
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- We are trying on Amazon Prime prom dresses.
- Say that five times fast.
(fast chattering)
- We also just drank some tequila.
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- Oh baby that was smooth as (beep)
How was y'all's proms?
- I mean it was fun.
- I danced, I had a date, he went
to musical theater with me.
I think I got my dress
like the day before - What?
- For like fifty bucks - What?
- What is this, Pretty in Pink?
- Normally a formal's those long, beautiful gowns.
- What'd you do? - I was a little rebellious,
- Saucy bitch, and I had a Betsy Johnson.
- [Distorted Voice] Betsy Johnson.
- Sweetheart neckline, lime green, sparkle dress.
I looked like (beep) Tinkerbell.
- Prom sucked, I looked bangin'.
I got (laughs), I got like those twisted cornrows.
- No, I knew you were gonna say that!
- And I had these like rhinestone butterflies.
- I know exactly - Who didn't do that?
- And I also had one of those rhinestone tattoos,
you know what I mean?
- You did not, what did your dress look like,
how much worse can it get?
(record scratch)
(screams)
- I was the epitome of fashion, excuse me!
You look like Gak.
(laughs)
- I've never had someone yell Gak in my face before.
What an experience.
- Well let's see how these Amazon prom dresses
look on our hot-ass bods.
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- Look at us!
- Wow, fashion.
- They don't look that bad.
This actually looks kind of expensive.
- [Girl In Black Dress] It looks very cute,
minus the tit space.
- Yeah, I got a lot
of extra boob space.
I really like this 'cause it reminds me of like
'80s style stuff, and I'm super into that.
- [Girl In Violet Dress] I do like the short style,
the fabric feels really cheap.
- You look like you were on that MTV show
My Super Sweet 16 and then that was like
the best day of your life and so you refuse
to stop wearing it 10 years later.
This feels very like sweet!
- Minus this, this I'm loving.
- [Mamrie] This is something I would
sit in a garden with.
- [Girl In Black Dress] It's really not that bad,
your tits look great.
- You know who would wear this?
- Who? - Who?
- The girl who was planning on losing her virginity
that night - Oh!
- You know the girl who like still hasn't
and is like I just really want to,
- But like Dylan's really nice and we study together
and get along really well - And he loved me
- I think we're gonna - They'll tell you
- I think we're gonna do it.
I honestly feel like yours is my favorite.
- You're wrong - Really?
- I just really like it, I feel like
I would wear a jean jacket with it to prom!
- This is my favorite, I think you look like
you bought it from, y'all remember Cache?
- I was just gonna say Cache!
Your mom's store.
- Cache.
I mean I wouldn't grab the boobs as much
to keep the class level high, but I think
that's a straight-up $300 dress from Cache.
If I lose my virginity tonight,
you get pregnant tonight, you - Run for student council
(laughs)
- I gotta campaign to plan!
- I feel like these were in style when we did high school.
I feel like the ones we're about to try on
are gonna be like a step up.
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh.
- Look how tasteful we are!
So this one has
a lot of thigh. - You are Angelina Jolie.
- I would definitely get a spray tan.
Look how ashy I am.
- [Girl In Red Dress] The material is like
something you would find
at like a Nordstrom - I like it.
- [Girl In Red Dress] Yeah.
- You look like - I'm feeling it!
- [Mamrie] That's a dress you get engaged in.
- If I got some swanks on,
which in high school I don't think I even knew
what swanks were, but this, are you joking,
look how fun.
I feel like the dancing emoji, people would be
stepping on this all night, it's definitely not good
for prom - It's already dirty
- But as a 27-year-old woman going to events,
this is good for me - Yeah!
- Can I have this?
- Red carpet it and then just do the, pin it up
or put a little loop and hold it on your finger.
- That's like a cute-ass dress not for prom.
- I would, I need something to hold the boobs up.
- You could rock it to prom
if you did like garishly large jewelry,
you know if you got like a Coo-Coo necklace.
- Have fun with my hair - A bird in there
- Cornrows - Yeah
- I'm sorry but no.
- You know, if you had like a hot ankle boot.
- I'd wanna do like an old-school kind of like
fun, voo!
- Finger wave this!
- Finger wave! - You wanna go '20s
- I think this is just one size too small,
it's cutting into all my bad parts,
so I guess if you're going for form fitting
or something like that, maybe go a size up.
- It's a two-day delivery so if you're one
of those people who don't wanna fuss with going
to the mall, making a big production of it,
not to be a big deal, you can order from the comfort
of your home and you can always return it or give
the other one away to like charity!
- Wow, you've never looked more like a real housewife.
- Give it to charity!
- Give it to charity - This dress has changed me.
- I still suggest Macy's sale rack,
that was always good to me.
I like trying them on.
- Do you know what you should do?
Go buy Mamrie's book
- Skip prom, nothing matters.
- It doesn't in the grand scheme of things.
Who cares about the money,
you're gonna go to so many more events in your life.
- Just go have fun, and buy Mamrie's book
with the money you saved by borrowing a dress!
- Thank you so much!
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