♪ (old-school video game music) ♪
(teen) Previously on The Last of Us...
(Joel) That tunnel's completely blocked.
- (truck approaches, tires squeal) - Oh no.
- (arrow flies) - (hunter groans)
- (Joel grunts viciously) - (punches land)
- (Joel) Oh [bleep]! - Oh!
Go away. You're-- nobody likes you.
Oh, thank you, Jesus.
She shot him?
- (sucking air through teeth) - (Ellie) You're welcome.
This is gonna be hard.
(teen) This time on The Last of Us...
(hunter 1) [Bleep] should've known better.
Hey, if you're gonna steal, you better make sure
- you can get away with it. - I'm about to shoot these guys up.
Maybe, I dunno. They're talking about something there.
(hunter 2) They're all dead!
They're all [bleep] dead!
(hunter 1) What the hell's he yapping about?
Okay.
(hunter 1) Take a breath.
I want to try to sneak up past this situation.
(hunter 2) The whole crew. The 76 lookout guys.
Some [bleep] tourist killed them.
(hunter 1) [Bleep]. Have you talked to the boss?
(hunter 2) Yeah, he wants everyone to hold their ground.
- (subtle gasp) - (hunter 2) Watch the gate.
(hunter 1) You heard him. Search the area.
Do not anybody through!
Oh no. They're gonna search the area.
I'm in the area.
(hunter 1) Do not let anybody through!
Son of a bitch.
Lord Jesus, this is bad.
He's gonna see-- (shrill squeal).
(gasps and whispers) I am so stupid.
(normally) Okay, I'm being dumb right now.
This is the dumbest idea ever.
(snickers)
(chuckles silently)
Are you serious right now? Okay, his back is turned.
♪ (ominous music) ♪
- (Joel grunts) - (hunter whimpers)
(hunter) Let's be cool, man. Right? Take it easy.
(hunter groans and gurgles)
- (Joel grunts and pants) - All right.
One down, 300 more to go. (laughs)
- I dunno where-- - (gun blasts)
(gasps) Mmm!
Oh, did Ellie just shoot 'em? Yay!
- (bullet pings) - Oh, no. Lord Jesus, not today.
Mmm! Mmm-mmm. No, no.
- (Joel breathes heavily) - Just go.
- (Joel grunts in pain) - No, just run.
(Joel growls fiercely)
(button mashing)
(bullets ping)
- I'm out. - (bullets ricochet)
I don't even know what I'm doing right now.
- (Joel grunts) - I'm just trying to protect myself.
(gun blast)
(gasps) Who is this?
- (Joel groans) - Are you--?
♪ (game over music) ♪
(sucks air through teeth)
I just need to start shooting people.
(whispers) Oh, mother trucker.
- (Joel grunts) - (hunter groans)
- (hunter chokes) - Just strangle so it's quieter.
(breathing rapidly)
(whispers) Come on. Go, go.
All right. We're doing good. We're doing good.
(Joel grunts)
(sharp exhale) Aw, someone's coming.
(bottles rattle)
(hunter grunts)
Shut up, dude, before your friend sees me.
I hate you.
(Joel) Hey, you find anything?
(punches landing)
- (Joel grunts viciously) - (crowbar thuds upon impact)
(grumbling)
- (gun blast) - (hunter) [Bleep] me!
No!
- (gun blast) - (Joel & hunter groan)
- (gun blasts) - No, no, I don't wanna die again.
He's right there.
Do-- are you?
His other homies are right there too.
- (Joel grunts) - (crowbar thuds on impact)
- (Joel growls) - (hunter yelps)
Go, grab him.
(Joel) [Bleep]!
- (hunter gurgles) - Okay, I just killed the other one.
(hunter) Heads up!
Come on! They're all here.
(Joel screams in agony)
(hunter) What the hell?
(gunfire)
They're already shooting?
What? No!
(bullets ricochet)
- (Joel grunts) - (hunter) Oh [bleep].
(hunter) Don't kill me, man. Please!
- (hunter gurgles) - No.
(hunter groans)
(Joel grunts)
(crowbar clangs)
(punches land)
Just die! Oh my gosh, that was so hard.
Okay, just kill him off and maybe we're halfway done.
(Joel grunts fiercely)
(hunter groans)
Got roasted today.
(Joel grunts)
No!
- (button mashing) - My thumb hurts. (giggling)
(hunter screams indistinctly)
- (Joel grunts fiercely) - Go!
- (Joel) Alright, come on down. - Oh, wait.
(Ellie exhales)
Hallelujah!
(bottle shatters)
- (hunter 1) You hear that? - (hunter 2) Yeah.
(men struggle)
Don't-- uh, strangle. There we go.
- One down... - (hunter chokes)
Who knows how many to go.
- (brick crumbles) - (hunter 1) What was that?!
(hunter 2) Yeah, man, I heard it too.
- And... - (Joel grunts)
Wha-tah!
(men struggle)
Well, that might've been a bad idea. Oh no.
Oh, oh...
(presses controller)
Ah, I got him.
(Joel grunts)
(hunter chokes)
That was way too sketchy.
(liquid sloshes in bottle)
(Joel exhales sharply)
- (bottle shatters) - (hunter 1) Hey, what was that?
(hunter 2) Yeah, I heard it too.
- (Joel grunts) - (crowbar clatters)
I'm just choking 'em all out.
(hunter croaks)
- (bullet ricochets) - Oh, rest in peace. It's over.
It was just a ghost. I was a figment of your imagination.
- (gun blasts) - (hunter groans)
(Joel) Keep doing that, Ellie.
Ah, there we go.
You go, Ellie, sniping them out.
I'm just gonna go beat this guy's [bleep].
- 'Sup, boy? Boom! - (Joel grunts fiercely)
- (gunfire) - (hunter moans)
Oh no, this is so bad.
Oh, Ellie for the win.
Oh, there's so many. What the heck is going on?
I'm dipping. I'm gone.
So I got my shotty now. I gotta reload this.
- Oh, no. - (cocking gun)
- (Joel grunts) - (hunter yelps)
(whimpers and button mashes)
- No, please! - (Joel grunts)
Yeah!
(gun blast)
Yeah, I just shot him point blank with a shotgun.
Oh, what the heck? I thought I killed this guy.
- (Joel grunts) - (punches land)
Oh god. What is going on?
No! No!
(high-pitched) NO!
- (gun blast) - No-- I'm shooting him!
(shrieks) No.
This time, they're not gonna see me.
This time, I'm going ninja-status.
(crowbar scrapes against floor)
Okay, okay.
- (bullets ping) - (distant groan)
Oh! Ellie's stealing my kills. Get outta here.
(gun blast)
There, wait... I'm right-- oh!
That guy just blew up. (laughs) What happened?
Oh, can I, like--?
Oh no! (yelps)
No, get in the window. [Bleep] come on!
Never mind, don't get in the window. There's people everywhere.
What am I supposed to do?
- (Joel pants) - (hunter) Cover me. I'm movin' up.
- (gun blast) - Oh my god. I need a bandage.
(unzipping backpack)
(liquid sloshes)
- (snipping noises) - Oh, I can't craft too.
That's a shame.
Ooh...
- (approaching footsteps) - Oh no!
(girlish yelp) No, please, I'm-- don't kill me.
(shrieks)
You wanna box, bro?
- (gun blast) - No, you don't wanna box.
I got a shotgun.
(humming)
This is all good now.
Ah, never mind. It's not all good.
- (Joel grunts) - Oh, one hit.
One hitter quitter.
They call me the Mike Tyson of The Last of Us.
Wait, what happened?
- (Joel) Alright, come on down. - Oh, we got 'em all, I guess.
Yo, there was, like, ten more people.
Ellie must've been doing work.
You know, for someone who just shot someone for the first time,
the fact that she's sniping people is pretty interesting.
Come on, Ellie, be a sociopath.
I feel for her though.
She's not as annoying as she used to be.
- (Ellie) How'd I do? - She did better than me.
(Joel) How 'bout something a...
.. a little more your size.
Is she gonna accidentally shoot him?
(Joel) It's for emergencies only.
(Ellie) Okay.
I would've given her a gun a long time ago, personally.
See, they've got that father/daughter thing going on.
Now it's getting real between them.
(Joel) Now, the safety's on. Do you know how to switch it off?
(Ellie) I do.
(Joel) Okay, you just... you gotta respect it.
- This is not-- - (Ellie) Joel, I'll be careful.
It's not a toy. I know it's not a toy, Joel.
Oh, wait. L3, hint.
Okay... thanks. Thanks for the hint.
Well, I'm gonna look around for supplies though 'cause--
- see, look at this. - (metal rattles)
Don't wanna miss out on that.
I'd be pretty pissed off if I was a group of raiders
and then one guy killed everybody.
I'd be like, "Man, maybe you deserved it."
Okay, I'm going the right way 'cause I'm finding the circles.
I'm gonna have to electrify myself.
Ellie's not gonna come over and do anything helpful.
- (garage door rattles) - Ellie, where are you?
I gave her a gun, and she still can't help me open a garage door?
- (garage door creaks) - Lift, lift, lift.
(Joel) Alright, do your thing, Ellie.
(Ellie) On it.
"And do your thing, Ellie," which means don't do any work.
- (Joel grunts in exhaustion) - (Ellie) Hold on.
Oh, okay, never mind.
Okay, I gotta give the kid a little bit more credit.
(garage door bangs)
(Joel huffs)
Teamwork.
I don't know what this is, but we're gonna take it.
- (liquid sloshes) - All this stuff.
- Ooh, more supplies. - (metal clinks)
(Ellie) How about you get me up there?
- (indicator chime) - Yeah, that's what I said.
Get over here.
Can I take this?
- Called it! - (Joel grunts) Help me up in this.
- (Ellie) Here. - Oh, she's strong.
Yo, Ellie's buff.
Dude, I was struggling to hold that thing up.
Okay, move that over here.
(Joel grunts)
All right, there we go. Finally.
There we go. Oh, look it-- look at this.
What do you know?
Let's see if there's any more parts around.
Mmm, well, time to upgrade.
(Joel sighs) I guess this is as good a spot as any.
I want this one. I wanna fire faster.
- (fiddling around with gun) - That's gonna be super useful.
I guess I'll upload this one. I'll make 'em both faster.
Okay.
Oh, I'm definitely doing this.
Let's do this.
We're gonna do reload speed.
(fiddling with gun)
And then... that's it, I think.
- (scrolling through menu) - Yep. All right, cool.
I did it.
I feel proud of myself.
I feel like I accomplished something today because of that.
- (man) Run! - (sharp gasp)
- (Joel) Oh [bleep]. Get down . - (man) Keep running!
(breathing rapidly) What's going on now?
- (rapid gunfire) - Oh... oh.
(muttering) Oh my god.
- (rapid gunfire) - (groans)
I don't wanna deal with more people!
Is it the military? Yup.
Oh my god! They have a person strapped to the hood.
- That's classy. - (woman) No!
- Having those-- - (gun blast)
- (gun blast) - (truck engine running)
I am not witnessing this right now.
(gun blast)
[Bleep]!
If this was me in real life, I would pop up,
shoot the guy with a guy, shoot all these guys.
It'd be over. It'd be over.
(hunter 1) They got nothin'.
Nah, I'm just kidding. I'd be digging a hole to China.
They killed them for nothing.
I know that's kind of what you have to do
in the apocalypse, but that's a terrifying thought.
These guys are the worst!
What dicks.
Savage.
Ruthless.
(tires squeal)
I'm disgusted.
(Joel) Ain't nothing we could've done.
(Ellie) I know. It's just...
Oh man.
See, she still has her humanity.
That's why everything would be so hard in a zombie apocalypse.
How does this guy not care about stuff?
Like, you see somebody get shot in front of your face
and he's like, "There's nothing we could have done."
But I feel like human nature would tell you to feel for them.
How far is that bridge 'cause we need to get out now.
Can I get through the window?
Or am I gonna have to be civil and use a door?
Yeah, I'm gonna have to use a door,
but I feel like if I use a door, I'm gonna unlock
this whole [bleep] storm of craziness.
It can't be that easy.
There's gotta be a problem in-between here and outside.
Ellie takes forever.
I don't know-- okay, that's you walking, little girl,
'cause I'm getting scared.
(hunter 1) Well, at least they finally killed that couple.
(Ellie) [Bleep], Joel.
(hunter 1) I was sure they made it out of the city.
"At least they finally killed that couple."
Dude, you're a dick head.
(hunter 1) Now all we need is to find this [bleep] pick-up truck duo.
Oh, they're talking about us.
- ♪ (ominous music) ♪ - Oh!
(hunter 1) There could've been an army in that truck.
- (Joel grunts) - All right, I got one thingie.
- (crowbar thuds) - (Joel grunts viciously)
- (hunter groans) - Oh!
- Oh [bleep]! - (Joel grunts)
- (gunfire) - (hunter screams)
(Joel & hunter grunt)
(hunter) Come on, let's do this.
(Joel grunts)
- (hunter croaks) - Come on, this-- is she fighting?
Look at you! She's doing a good job.
You are so nice, Ellie. That is so sweet.
Oh my god. I'm, like, shaking.
I'm just trying to get to that bridge right now, right?
Which is super far away. (chuckles)
Can I go out this way doe?
- (pressing buttons) - Stand up.
Why'd you go out over there?
I'm scared to turn corners. Jesus.
This looks like a bad idea, but you know what?
I do a lot of bad ideas.
(Joel grunts)
(dramatically) "Dawn of the Wolf: Part 2!"
Looks pretty good to me. I would see it.
This game has turned me into a neurotic mess.
(hunter 1) Just got word from the east side crew....
they ain't seen [bleep].
See, whenever there's barricades,
you just know you're in for some [bleep].
They're giving you cover to hide from what is obviously coming.
(Ellie) Joel. There's a guy up on that second floor.
- Right there. - (mock surprise) Really? There is?
Mmm-mmm... oh my goodness.
(gasps) Do I have to go in there to shoot him?
'Cause I'm trying to shoot him from right here.
♪ (ominous music) ♪
(whispering) I'm so scared.
(normally) I am so scared.
♪ (ominous music) ♪
(gun blasts)
(indistinct yelling)
(Joel grunts)
- (Molotov shatters) - (hunter shrieks)
- [Bleep]! - (Joel grunts)
No! I just thought Ellie was a guy and I tried to hit Ellie,
but it wouldn't let me.
- (Joel grunts) - (punches landing)
- (gun blasts) - (crowbar thuds)
I like having the crowbar.
- (Joel grunts viciously) - (loud gun blast)
'Cause it just makes life a lot easier.
Do I go back down?
♪ (ominous music) ♪
(gun shots)
(hunter moans)
- (bullet ricochets) - No, I thought I killed you!
(Joel grunts)
(gun fire exchange)
I should hit you in the crotch.
(bullet hits car)
Whoa!! Did you see that?
I shot one guy in the [bleep],
and then I shot another one in the head.
(controller clatters)
I feel empowered.
Am I done? The music's done.
(hunter 1) I pray to god these tourists show their faces.
- (Joel) That'll do. - (glass clinks)
- (hunter 1) What was that?! - Not even close.
Not even close.
- (crowbar lands) - (hunter grunts)
- (Joel growls) - Ooh!
(hunter groans)
Yeah, that little stupid helmet you're wearing
is not gonna help you at all.
(Joel & hunter grunt)
- (gun fire) - Nope, not even a chance.
Not a chance. Not a chance. Oh, get him, Ellie.
I just wanna-- dude, this guy's got a baseball bat
and I got my fists and I beat him.
- (Joel grunts) - What an idiot.
We good or what?
All right, we got one downstairs. Never mind.
Head shot, please.
(gun shot)
- (shots exchanged) - Oh!
Aw, you're serious?
All right, double head shot. Let's go.
My health is low.
I should probably use my health kit.
- All right, here we go. - (cocking gun)
- (bullet pings) - Oh! I'll just run.
(Joel grunts)
Oh! That was close.
I almost ran into the... (slight chuckle).
It's like a trap. See, good job, Ellie.
I could have ran into that and killed us both.
- (hunter) [Bleep]! - Oh, no.
Quick scope games are not on fleek.
Oh god. Anyone else?
- (Joel) That was too damn close. - Sick.
♪ (ominous music) ♪
I think now is my time to strike.
- (Joel grunts) - (hunter chokes)
You can't see me and no one's gonna realize that their friend is missing.
(Joel) Dammit!
- (hunter begins choking) - It's okay, you don't see.
You don't see. Shh!
(clicks tongue)
- Oh, he saw me. - (hunter) Get him!
- (Joel grunts) - Nailed it.
- (blows land) - (Joel grunts)
[Bleep].
Uhh...
♪ (ominous music) ♪
- (explosion) - (men scream)
(devious snicker)
(hunter) You're gonna pay for that!
Oh yeah, am I?
Oh, okay, maybe I am.
- (gunfire exchange) - Yeah!
Yeah!
- (gun blasts) - (hunter groans)
You're stupid.
(Joel) That was too damn close.
(Ellie) To the edge of the universe and back.
Endure and survive.
(Joel) Excuse me?
(Ellie) Savage Starlight.
- The comic book I'm reading? - Yeah, the comic she's been reading.
(pressing controller)
Aw, yeah, shotgun shells.
(sighs)
- (picking lock) - I really have to pick a lock?
Like, why would it be locked?
This is helpful..
(bullets clinks)
Individually picking up the bullets?
Okay, I'm ready. Health is full.
Okay, she's standing over there, so I'm gonna go stand over there.
I assume that's an important area.
(wryly) Ooh, lovely.
Ooh, a thing!
- (indicator chime) - I got you, Ellie.
(gasps) A ladder to get to the other side.
- (Joel) Here. C'mere, Ellie. - Parkour it, dude.
Oh, you can't jump up and reach that?
Like... yes, you could.
- (Ellie) Come on. - (ladder creaks)
- (Ellie grunts) - (Joel) There you go.
- (ladder thuds) - I wanted to pull the ladder down.
(quiet breath)
Maybe we're closer to the bridge now.
(Joel grunts)
(singing) ♪ Let's go, let's go ♪
♪ Let's do this thing ♪
There it is! There's the bridge. Yay!
Oh, there's the bridge.
The bridge! It's right there.
Hop off. Girl all ready to go.
No doubt we're gonna get into another boss battle somewhere.
I hate going down alleys.
- Like, can-- - (Joel) Let's go through the alley.
(scoffs)
Me and my paranoia.
Last time we went through an alley, uh...
(Ellie) Agh, it's that [bleep] truck.
..we kinda lost Tommy, but then he came back
and then his daughter died.
So... we probably shouldn't go through this alley.
- (indicator chime) - (Ellie) Agh, it's that [bleep] truck.
- (Joel) It's alright-- - Oh [bleep].
Oh sh-- yo, I'm scared of that truck.
Are we gonna have to fight that?
- (hunter 1) Keep going. - (hunter 2) I don't know. Twenty.
- (hunter 1) Try twenty-five. - (hunter 2) Bull[bleep].
(hunter 1) Swear to god.
(hunter 2) You have twenty-five cans of bacon?
(incredulously) 25 cans of bacon?
(hunter 1) Well, twenty-four.
24 cans of bacon? Damn!
Dude, we should kill them. I want that bacon.
They found bacon?
(hunter 1) Me and Reuben stumbled on it.
That'd be awesome.
(whispering) Oh my god, he's right here.
I'm gonna try to sneak up on him.
(normally) I don't know why I'm whispering. They can't hear me.
(motor running)
(Joel & hunter grunt)
(hunter) Hey, let's just be cool!
(whispers) Yes, strangle him.
(normally) And these guys are still talking about bacon.
Like, I'm here strangling their friend
and they're worried about their bacon.
Priorities, I guess. You know?
All right-- ooh! Ammo. Yay.
I'm assuming there's a guy on the gun too.
Okay, let's just go. I don't even care anymore.
(Joel & hunter grunt)
No! How is--? I was being so stealthy.
Oh no, this is a bad time!
- Oh, Ellie! What the heck? - (hunter gurgles)
She did a little, like, shiatsu move.
- Oh! - (rapid gunfire)
Bull-- nope, that was a bad idea.
Ah, I'm out.
(Ellie & Joel grunt)
- (Ellie) What the [bleep]? - (rapid gunfire)
- (hunter) Some kind of military tunnel. - Oh, wow! That is a big gun.
See, they're shooting at us with a tank!
(Joel grunts)
I'm getting really irritated right now.
(rapid gunfire)
Oh my Jesus!
(rapid gunfire)
(humming nervously)
So now where do I go? I'm stuck.
(grumbling) Oh my god. This is gonna be a nightmare.
'Cause if it just blew up, that would be fricking great.
- I can't see it though. - (Joel grunts)
Oh, perfect.
(Joel croaks)
Just as I threw it, I died.
- (Ellie) He's got a gun! - (gunfire)
No! Who is that? Where the [bleep] is he?
- (hunter) Bitch! - (button mashing)
You. Ass[bleep].
You ass[bleep].
I do not like you. Yes!
(rapid gunfire)
- (Joel grunts) - (controller clatters)
Oh my god!! This is brutal.
There's weapons right here. Hurry!
Wow, I got the revolver. Three bullets, that's nice.
(gun blast)
(Ellie grunts)
- (gun blast) - Oh.
- (cocking gun) - Oh!
[Bleep], [bleep], [bleep], [bleep], [bleep], [bleep]!
- Yes, okay! - (Joel grunts)
I always press it way too early and I swing in front of them.
There's still shooting, so how do we get outta here?
(indicator chime)
"Find a way around the truck."
(sarcastically) Thank you.
Some of these hints are so great and helpful.
So where do we go, man? This thing's got us pinned down.
- (truck motor running) - Oh my god.
Why were weapons like this created?!
- (truck motor running) - Oh!
Run.
Yeah, I'll take your advice.
I wanna, like, run across,
even though it's probably not gonna do anything for me.
Go.
♪ (suspenseful music) ♪
- (screeching shrilly) - (rapid gunfire)
All right, I'm gonna distract it with this cocktail.
(gunfire continues)
- (Joel grunts) - Run, run!
- Whoa! - (gunfire)
(groaning)
Dude, we made it. Let's go.
- (gunfire) - Oh! Oh!
Oh no. This guy's in here.
(gun blast)
Oh, I forgot how much I like the shotgun.
Oh my god. I literally feel my heart in my throat right now.
- (distant gunfire) - (grabbing items)
I don't even know what we're grabbing. We're just grabbing stuff now.
Oh, I'm gonna need that.
Oh, and I'm gonna need those scissors.
My god. And there's another guy right here.
Ew, why is he walking like that?
- (gun fire) - (hunter groans)
- Whoa! - (blow lands)
Oh, I forget that it's her.
- (Joel grunts) - (hunter groans)
- Whoo! - (Ellie) Holy [bleep], Joel!
- (truck motor runs) - Hey, you just shot him.
All I did was slam his head into a desk.
I'm gonna make a break for it.
(gunfire)
Except I don't have anywhere to go.
Oh, behind there.
- (gunfire) - (bullets ping)
Ooh. Oh no.
- (gun blast) - (hunter yelps)
(hunter groans)
- (gasps) - (Joel grunts)
When I just come head-on with that person.
- (hunter) Over here! - Oh my god.
(Joel grunts, punches land)
You know what? As long as they don't have guns on them,
- I don't even care. - (hunter croaks)
- Ooh! - (distant gunfire)
They've got everybody in the city looking for us.
Oh my god, and the car's still shooting at us.
Go, go! Oh, go, go, go, go, go.
- (Joel grunts) - (rapid gunfire)
Take him out! Take him out! Please take him out.
- (hunter groans) - (sucks air)
Oh, all right. Let's go, let's go, Ellie.
Run like there's no tomorrow.
(truck approaches)
- (hunter groans) - (rapid gunfire)
I don't have time for you.
- I'm getting shot at? - (Joel) Holy [bleep].
Joel, suck it up.
(rapid gunfire)
Okay, he's [bleep] right there!
Oh my god, it's right there.
I thought it was trapped by a fence. That guy has bad aim.
Let's go through this building.
They can't shoot us through these big walls.
I mean, at least I hope not.
♪ (ominous music) ♪
I should probably heal myself.
(whimpering) Oh my god.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
(exasperated sigh)
Okay, let's start doing better at this. How about that?
Let's just make it fun. Let's actually do well.
Okay, let's go. I'll probably make another health kit.
Hopefully I can.
Oh my gosh. We need rags?
Who uses rags nowadays?
I'm so nervous.
Hmm, I feel like I'm missing something.
Is there anything I can use?
I'm gonna come behind here.
- (Joel) Watch my back! - And craft me some stuffs.
(rustling through packback)
Yeah, that's a good thing to craft, isn't it?
And I'll craft one of these.
- (Ellie) Joel! - Yeah? What?
Is there people coming? No, it's just a truck.
(triumphantly) Yes!
I'm gonna heal myself.
♪ (ominous music) ♪
I feel like I'm not supposed to be going this way.
(Joel) I think we lost 'em.
(sighs) My god. Finally.
I can't even be happy right now.
Am I supposed to be walking on this ledge?
'Cause I can't really move.
Or can I just go-- oh. (scoffs)
I thought I had to jump that gap, do some hardcore parkour.
I just don't-- like, this is so sketch.
Maybe I could take a nap and get all my health back.
(grabbing items)
(whispering) Oh my god.
Jesus. (normally) Oh, he's in the way, dude.
Oh my god.
She's gotta get out of the way.
The music is still going.
Like, that's the most concerning thing.
(whimpering)
More health, more scissors.
(tutting)
And we're out.
- (Joel grunts quietly) - Uh...
(birds chirp peacefully)
- (vehicle approaches) - Are you kidding me?
- (vehicle approaches) - Oh, go back.
Go back, go back. No, go-- keep going.
Actually, I changed my mind. (chuckles)
(whispers) Just make it. Just make it.
(normally) You can go. Okay, there we go.
Why do they even care?
Honestly, get away from me. Like, why do I even matter?
Oh, wait... do I go in here?
(relieved) Oh, story mode.
- (man grunts) - (startled gasp)
Where are we now?
- (man grunts) - (startled gasp)
- (man grunts) - Jesus.
Kill him, kill him.
Come on, Joel, kill him.
(Ellie grunts fiercely)
No!
(Joel) What the [bleep]?
What the hell?
(Joel grunts)
- I don't know why I'm pressing buttons. - (Ellie) Joel!
- (Joel grunts) - Oh, he's out of control right now.
- (Ellie) Look. - Hopefully, it's not his family.
- Oh. - (kid) Leave him alone.
Another kid with a gun?
Do I gotta take care of you too, 'cause I can't take of Ellie already.
(man) It's alright. They're not the bad guys.
- Yeah. - (man) Lower the gun.
I'm not the bad guys.
I'm surprised that kid didn't shoot him.
(man) Man, you hit hard.
(Joel) Yeah, well, I was trying to kill you.
Normally, it only takes about three hits.
(man) Yeah, I thought you were one of them too.
Then I saw you.
If you haven't noticed, they don't keep kids around.
Survival of the fittest.
- (man groans) - (kid) You're bleeding.
No [bleep]. Did you not just see your dad get beat up on the floor?
What did you think was gonna happen?
I'm Henry. This is Sam.
Now we've got some buddies. Nice.
I think we're gonna be best friends.
We're gonna have parties and rave and [bleep].
(Joel) How many are with you?
- (Sam) They're all dead. - (gasps)
(Henry) We don't know that.
Yeah, you do.
(Henry) There were a bunch of us.
Someone had the brilliant idea of entering the city.
Look for supplies.
Those [bleep], they ambushed us.
(clears throat) Scattered us.
- Mmm... same. - (Henry) Now it's all about getting out
of this [bleep] hole.
- (Ellie) We can help each other. - (Joel) Ellie...
(Ellie) Safety in numbers and all that.
That does not work in the apocalypse.
- (Henry) She's right. - No, she's not.
(Henry) We could help each other.
We got a hideout not too far from here.
- Be safer if we chat there. - Hmm.
No, we have to get to the bridge.
- (Joel) Alright, take us there. - (grumbles)
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